Help, need medical advice (958 hits)
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Submitted by kochierRWH(981) (View user info) at 2005-05-14 21:41:42 EDT
Okay so I got into a fight at work last week Wednesday and during the course of this fight I got kicked in the balls and dam it hurt, but the next day it seemed to be getting better as the day after that, but then it started getting worse and now it really hurts, my left ball (the one that took the impact of the kick) is about 4-5 times the size of the right one and I'm wondering will this go away or should I see a doctor or wait another week or two? Also It has turned blue with hints of black and there is no blood in my urnine but it hurts when I sit down and it hurts especially bad when I masturbate.
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Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:49:51 EDT (#)
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my balls are fine, they magically healed themselves shortly after I met this girl at Key-con (sci-fi convention) I will make a post about Key-con but for now I need more sleep
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-05-16 18:54:17 EDT (#)
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Also my nose has bleed 3 times since Wednesday now, could that be a sign of anything, I don't tust the doctor that much (it was like a 20 second examanition when I finally got into the room).
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-05-16 13:45:45 EDT (#)
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Doc took a urnine sample, said the swelling should go down after another week or so, nothing to worry about.
Submitted by spazzh0le (user info) at 2005-05-15 14:24:39 EDT (#)
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Your testis are becoming gangrenous. You shoulda seen a doctor sooner. I fear it may be too late.
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-05-15 13:16:04 EDT (#)
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I would agree that it does look bruised, and on Monday I will go to see a doctor, hopefully I didn't wait too long don't wnat to lose it
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-15 13:01:31 EDT (#)
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Dude, you are bruised and ruptured. See a doctor asap. Delay and you may lose a nut!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:45:20 EDT (#)
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CHOP IT OFF. AND EAT IT.
Submitted by project_nessa (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:41:25 EDT (#)
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put some bleach on it.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:40:49 EDT (#)
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Sometimes a vein gets twisted around the nut. You need an operation.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:19:10 EDT (#)
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fucking hell go to the doctor.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-05-15 06:41:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:27:07 (#)
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sorry...I'll try again...guess I was playing the tard card.
2 things:
1. Go to the doctor, I mean, my God man!!
2. Go shoot the cocksucker that kicked you in the nads.
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Woah dude, I know someone who was playing rugby and got kicked in the balls. One of his nuts ballooned to maybe three times the size and he was scheduled for an amputation but the day before it heeled itself. I'd go to the doctor.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:56:57 EDT (#)
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You could have made that just one really really long sentence if you tried hard enough.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:14:34 EDT (#)
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I suggest you cut off your nutsack to prevent you from breeding.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:41:43 EDT (#)
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-1 000 000 for being retarded enough to post ANY THING that would suggest the title 'Help, need medical advice' on Ubersite.
+1 000 000 for how fucking funny it is that you did so.
0 because the post its self wasn't interesting or funny.
Submitted by Crys (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:29:45 EDT (#)
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Stop masturbating, and wait until they turn blue.
Then, post those results.
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:27:07 EDT (#)
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sorry...I'll try again...guess I was playing the tard card.
2 things:
1. Go to the doctor, I mean, my God man!!
2. Go shoot the cocksucker that kicked you in the nads.
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-05-14 23:25:21 EDT (#)
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2 things:
Submitted by will72 (user info) at 2005-05-14 22:23:19 EDT (#)
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id see a doctor
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-14 22:01:53 EDT (#)
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Dr. Shlongy says "Kill yourself, and call me in the morning".
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-05-14 21:48:32 EDT (#)
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masturbate with sandpaper - as you jerk your rod, make sure to go down to ball level and sand down the engorged ball
Submitted by Mystical_Mudyak (user info) at 2005-05-14 21:48:14 EDT (#)
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I work in the porn industry, and believe me when I tell you that this is your ticket. The folks could call you "Johnny Bignut", or something clever like that. Now tell me, do you have any know allergies to livestock?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-14 21:44:16 EDT (#)
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Masturbate more.
Then post the results.