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The Meaning Of Life Found! (1066 hits)

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Rating: -0.43 on 54 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-05-15 00:27:18 EDT


Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll punch your dog in the fucking neck

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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
I'll rape your sister,
And your whole extended family, too.

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-16 20:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-16 07:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:05:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Good. It can replace the glass eye she lost in your ass.

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Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:53:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

I will hang my nugget bag in your moms eye socket

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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:38:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

You're not even trying anymore.
It might be time to hang 'em up.






BAAAAAHAHAHA! That didn't even make sense but I nearly snorted a piece of red pepper out of my nose! Awesome

Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-05-16 06:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Actually THIS is the REAL Meaning of Life.

life

• noun (pl. lives) 1 the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth and functional activity. 2 the existence of an individual human being or animal. 3 a particular type or aspect of people's existence: school life. 4 living things and their activity. 5 a biography. 6 vitality, vigour, or energy. 7 informal a sentence of imprisonment for life. 8 (in various games) each of a specified number of chances each player has before being put out. 9 before a noun (in art) based on a living rather than an imagined form: a life drawing.


It was in the Oxford Dictionary all long.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-15 23:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Unclemeat, the next Cap. Foamy alter...

Submitted by UncleMeat (user info) at 2005-05-15 23:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

zuton!
i'm a zuton!
jgreening's ass swallowed my futon!
i'm a zuton!
zuton!

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-15 19:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Captain Foamy Auto -2

Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-05-15 14:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by hairjr (user info) at 2005-05-15 14:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 13:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PS only super sweet people like this post

all lames, fags, and bots hate it

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 13:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Keep on rocking playa's

yep yep

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-15 12:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dipshit

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-15 12:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i know

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

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Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:37:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll punch your mom in the tit till it's blue

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dude, you can't rhyme blue with blue.

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Am I a bad person because I find this extraordinarily hilarious?

I guess so.

Submitted by J4M3S (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Idiot

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-15 09:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post is a ton of awesome.

Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-05-15 09:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your dad did goatse.
It was right after I fucked him.
He wouldn't stop begging for more.
I had to beat him to death with his own shoe.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-15 05:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-05-15 03:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 03:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I had sex with everyone you know

they all call me to hang out

I dont pick up

your mom is fat

I fucked her with sharp objects

her life was in danger

I left a load of jizz on your moms lower back

it somehow found its way into your dads mouth

his asshole can swallow a bar stool

he eats jizz that doesnt belong to him

I finds it on people he cares about

fat is fun to punch

your mom has many bruises

you do the math

I fuck your fat mom with shit she wouldn't let kids run with

and your gay dad is a cum scavenger

you will never be on my kickball team


Power rip 5000: I'll just win it now




Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 03:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Have a good night, foamy. It's been fun.
Enjoy the scroller mouse-induced +2 on my last reply. This post sucks my balls - like your mom.

That better, D_C?

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 03:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You can't punch my mom because she was a Marine and she'd mule-stomp you into a coma, again.
While you were "resting" during the first coma, my dad shot his load up your nostrils.
You very nearly choked to death and we laughed for a good hour about it.
You can't keep the strap-on for my dad because that's why mom has it in the first place.
He says she knows how to use it better anyway.
Apparently, you even suck as a homosexual.

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 03:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It is easier to fuck your mom than it is to punch your mom

Tell Mrs. Heavybag I needed the strap on to fuck your dad HARD

I love money but it don't make the cock hard

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 03:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ah, I see. Foiled by grammar I am. Damn you, uneducated South American rodent!
I'm seeing there may be more science to this "ripping", as you call it. I'll fetch a notebook and observe.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I swear to god I typed, rather merely instead of only.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I swear to god I wrote merely instead of only.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:50:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

This shit is too easy; like your mom.
See? There it is again!

You bore me, hack.

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That would've been the finishing rip had you used the semicolon correctly. There was no proper sentence after it, only a prepositional phrase in which you should have used a dash.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This shit is too easy; like your mom.
See? There it is again!

You bore me, hack.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

She's also wondering if you're going to give back the strap-on you borrowed from her.
It was her favorite and she wants to slap you in the face with it some more.
Just make sure you wash it first; your fascination with honey and bleach enemas makes her cringe.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

the meaning of life i will tell you only if you can find me

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The glass eye I stole with my ass!

left her seeing the through time with the double wrinklies!

best day of her life

Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Well that was enlightening

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Good. It can replace the glass eye she lost in your ass.

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I will hang my nugget bag in your moms eye socket

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're not even trying anymore.
It might be time to hang 'em up.

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You guys love this

Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

42

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You want the meaning of life?

Read The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pushed you are cool

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry I wasted so much of your time with this epic...

welp back to your chronic masterbation I guess

Submitted by pushedbyboredom (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny poem
Funny response
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:56:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Williamson I had sex with someone you love

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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by J4M3S (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Talk about posting just for the sake of posting. What a waste of fucking time this was.

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Williamson I had sex with someone you love

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Idiot

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thats what I'm saying

Submitted by Phi (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poetic... moving... eloquent... an epic tale of love. Lose yourself in its rapture.

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is the best post you will ever read robot people. Cherrish its sweetness

Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Come on.

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll bury your mom and punch the grave

Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll punch your mom in the tit till it's blue

Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

its so clear now


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with walnuts, ugly!

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