The Meaning Of Life Found! (1066 hits)
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Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-05-15 00:27:18 EDT
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll punch your dog in the fucking neck
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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:34:40 EDT (#)
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Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
I'll rape your sister,
And your whole extended family, too.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-16 20:28:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-16 07:19:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:05:52 (#)
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Good. It can replace the glass eye she lost in your ass.
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Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:53:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
I will hang my nugget bag in your moms eye socket
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:38:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not even trying anymore.
It might be time to hang 'em up.
BAAAAAHAHAHA! That didn't even make sense but I nearly snorted a piece of red pepper out of my nose! Awesome
Submitted by youarewrong (user info) at 2005-05-16 06:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually THIS is the REAL Meaning of Life.
life
• noun (pl. lives) 1 the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth and functional activity. 2 the existence of an individual human being or animal. 3 a particular type or aspect of people's existence: school life. 4 living things and their activity. 5 a biography. 6 vitality, vigour, or energy. 7 informal a sentence of imprisonment for life. 8 (in various games) each of a specified number of chances each player has before being put out. 9 before a noun (in art) based on a living rather than an imagined form: a life drawing.
It was in the Oxford Dictionary all long.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-15 23:42:39 EDT (#)
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Unclemeat, the next Cap. Foamy alter...
Submitted by UncleMeat (user info) at 2005-05-15 23:21:49 EDT (#)
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zuton!
i'm a zuton!
jgreening's ass swallowed my futon!
i'm a zuton!
zuton!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-15 19:03:25 EDT (#)
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Captain Foamy Auto -2
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-05-15 14:59:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hairjr (user info) at 2005-05-15 14:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 13:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS only super sweet people like this post
all lames, fags, and bots hate it
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 13:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep on rocking playa's
yep yep
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-15 12:35:54 EDT (#)
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dipshit
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-15 12:05:42 EDT (#)
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i know
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:37:55 (#)
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I'll punch your mom in the tit till it's blue
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dude, you can't rhyme blue with blue.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:11:03 EDT (#)
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Am I a bad person because I find this extraordinarily hilarious?
I guess so.
Submitted by J4M3S (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:06:23 EDT (#)
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Idiot
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-15 09:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is a ton of awesome.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-05-15 09:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your dad did goatse.
It was right after I fucked him.
He wouldn't stop begging for more.
I had to beat him to death with his own shoe.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-15 05:19:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-05-15 03:39:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 03:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had sex with everyone you know
they all call me to hang out
I dont pick up
your mom is fat
I fucked her with sharp objects
her life was in danger
I left a load of jizz on your moms lower back
it somehow found its way into your dads mouth
his asshole can swallow a bar stool
he eats jizz that doesnt belong to him
I finds it on people he cares about
fat is fun to punch
your mom has many bruises
you do the math
I fuck your fat mom with shit she wouldn't let kids run with
and your gay dad is a cum scavenger
you will never be on my kickball team
Power rip 5000: I'll just win it now
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 03:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have a good night, foamy. It's been fun.
Enjoy the scroller mouse-induced +2 on my last reply. This post sucks my balls - like your mom.
That better, D_C?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 03:19:49 EDT (#)
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You can't punch my mom because she was a Marine and she'd mule-stomp you into a coma, again.
While you were "resting" during the first coma, my dad shot his load up your nostrils.
You very nearly choked to death and we laughed for a good hour about it.
You can't keep the strap-on for my dad because that's why mom has it in the first place.
He says she knows how to use it better anyway.
Apparently, you even suck as a homosexual.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 03:05:56 EDT (#)
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It is easier to fuck your mom than it is to punch your mom
Tell Mrs. Heavybag I needed the strap on to fuck your dad HARD
I love money but it don't make the cock hard
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 03:01:41 EDT (#)
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Ah, I see. Foiled by grammar I am. Damn you, uneducated South American rodent!
I'm seeing there may be more science to this "ripping", as you call it. I'll fetch a notebook and observe.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:55:46 EDT (#)
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I swear to god I typed, rather merely instead of only.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:55:40 EDT (#)
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I swear to god I wrote merely instead of only.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:55:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:50:34 (#)
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This shit is too easy; like your mom.
See? There it is again!
You bore me, hack.
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That would've been the finishing rip had you used the semicolon correctly. There was no proper sentence after it, only a prepositional phrase in which you should have used a dash.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:50:34 EDT (#)
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This shit is too easy; like your mom.
See? There it is again!
You bore me, hack.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:47:55 EDT (#)
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She's also wondering if you're going to give back the strap-on you borrowed from her.
It was her favorite and she wants to slap you in the face with it some more.
Just make sure you wash it first; your fascination with honey and bleach enemas makes her cringe.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:39:32 EDT (#)
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the meaning of life i will tell you only if you can find me
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:35:56 EDT (#)
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The glass eye I stole with my ass!
left her seeing the through time with the double wrinklies!
best day of her life
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:27:38 EDT (#)
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Well that was enlightening
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 02:05:52 EDT (#)
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Good. It can replace the glass eye she lost in your ass.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will hang my nugget bag in your moms eye socket
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:38:23 EDT (#)
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You're not even trying anymore.
It might be time to hang 'em up.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys love this
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:24:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:22:11 EDT (#)
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You want the meaning of life?
Read The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:11:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:05:20 EDT (#)
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Pushed you are cool
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:00:31 EDT (#)
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Sorry I wasted so much of your time with this epic...
welp back to your chronic masterbation I guess
Submitted by pushedbyboredom (user info) at 2005-05-15 01:00:13 EDT (#)
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Funny poem
Funny response
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:56:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson I had sex with someone you love
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:59:49 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by J4M3S (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:58:03 EDT (#)
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Talk about posting just for the sake of posting. What a waste of fucking time this was.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson I had sex with someone you love
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:54:39 EDT (#)
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Idiot
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:51:01 EDT (#)
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Thats what I'm saying
Submitted by Phi (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poetic... moving... eloquent... an epic tale of love. Lose yourself in its rapture.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is the best post you will ever read robot people. Cherrish its sweetness
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:39:06 EDT (#)
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Come on.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll bury your mom and punch the grave
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll punch your mom in the tit till it's blue
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-05-15 00:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its so clear now