LIck my ballsack uber (1648 hits)
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Submitted by Lunch_Pail (View user info) at 2005-05-15 06:36:42 EDT
thats right douchebags. im sick of most of pizaa faced teenagers. i dont play kids gmes, why do i play them on the net. you aint worth my fuckin time anytmore
it seems you cant beleive a fat guy is happy.
you dont want world peace.
you talk shit to someone who is a gentleman.
you start shit with me for no aparent reason.. look at all the retarded internet arguments ive been in- some one else always starts it with me. I have started one or two but i apoligized for that.
you say you can kick peoples ass based on a picture.
lick my balls. ill still be around here but i wont have battles with douchebags- its a waste of everyones time. to everyone times ive wasted i apologize.
to all the people ive battled with- you probably deserved it. lick my balls and end of discussion.
To all the readonable people, i apologize again.
lick mu balls dickheads.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-27 04:38:58 EDT (#)
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I stand by my previous comment.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-06-27 04:01:51 EDT (#)
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I miss you lunch pail.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-06-27 03:49:12 EDT (#)
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what a fat fucking retard you are.
Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-05-18 15:24:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-05-15 11:02:22 (#)
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"look at all the retarded internet arguments ive been in..."
Something tells me that you're the top distributor of retarded in the world. Unless there's some crazy Caribbean island nation who's primary export is extra 21st chromosomes, but I find that highly unlikely.
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ahahahaha.yay down syndrome.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-18 15:20:28 EDT (#)
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You still make me laugh with your stupidity.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-18 15:05:47 EDT (#)
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tard
Submitted by J4M3S (user info) at 2005-05-16 01:41:00 EDT (#)
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Oh my god, I agree with Thorpe! Never thought I'd see the day!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-15 22:33:45 EDT (#)
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Hilythoip! lijthjlt
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Submitted by metricgiraffe (user info) at 2005-05-15 22:15:55 EDT (#)
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I don't understand why people like you take stuff on the Internet so seriously.
"OHEMGEE, taht fag sez im ghey!!!11! he shall feel the wrath of my mad typing skillz! roXXorz!!!! Exclamation!"
Come on, is it really that upsetting that people who don't know you say mean things sometimes? Yes? Oh, I'm sorry. Here's your blanket, you can go back to sucking your thumb. I apologize for bothering you.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-15 17:29:01 EDT (#)
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loren i wrote this when i got home from the bar. it was a little late to be drunk! lol. MY FIRST MOST HEATED!!!! WOOHOO!
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2005-05-15 17:21:45 EDT (#)
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I can speel to! Reely! Wooht! Spel czeck is fore pansyies.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-15 17:11:20 EDT (#)
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It's a little early to be drunk, isn't it?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-05-15 17:10:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyIdiom (user info) at 2005-05-15 16:44:04 EDT (#)
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+1 b/c you said ballsack
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-05-15 16:14:58 EDT (#)
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Stop denying you're Chris Evans.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-15 15:28:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-25 19:19:57 (#)
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sorry i dont really give a fuck about spelling, caps or punctuation on this site- fucking sue me why dont you? i could fuckin eat up all your posts for having errors- i was an editor for my school paper.
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die.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-15 15:27:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:43:14 (#)
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as far as my life sucking- shitfuck you couldnt be more far from the truth. im 22, have a great job, OWN a house, have a million friends, etc etc etc. i dont care about that shit. i was voted freindliest in my senior class. i was nominated for prom king. i was extremely popular. not asshole rich jock fag popular either. i was the guy that would stop jocks from giving you a wedgie. i lost by ko huh brendan? ahahahahahahahaha oh no!!! ive lost an argument on the internet. quick lemme load a hydra shok and blow my head off! as a wiseman once said: "arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. even if you win youre still retarded." have a cookie you suburban wanna be.
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die.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-15 15:25:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:34:46 (#)
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did you even read all of that shitfuck or was it too much for your brain to comprehend? im down for fucking people up that stand in the way of peace. who doesnt want peace?? i just wanna get drunk and high and have fun. if people stand in the way of that im always down to fuck em up. also- people did not make fun of me when i was fatter. i had the most friends of anyone in high school. i was extremely popular. not a popular dick head either that picked on you and all of your zit faced internet friends. i was the one that would save you from havin some jock give you a wedgie. i was cool with everyone as long as they didnt do me wrong. my senior year i weighed 300lbs and was voted friendliest in my senior class and i was nominated for prom king. what you got on that cocksmoker?
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die.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-15 14:54:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-05-15 12:07:09 (#)
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Jezus Marian Josef.
Submitted by Phi (user info) at 2005-05-15 14:42:23 EDT (#)
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You are a Cocktard.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-15 14:31:24 EDT (#)
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Take a look around.
Apparently, you're the ONLY one who cares.
Get thicker skin, learn how to write coherently and come back and contribute.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-15 14:31:17 EDT (#)
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whoa. ahahahahahahahahahah. my spelling kicks ass. sorry for all the typos!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-15 13:36:50 EDT (#)
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What the hell happened anyway?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-05-15 13:15:10 EDT (#)
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Dude, relax. All in good humor.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-15 12:53:41 EDT (#)
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I wanna kick you ass now soooooo bad....
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-05-15 12:39:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-15 06:52:48 (#)
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Children cry when I show them my gaping asshole.
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So, if your constipated ETS, can you just reach up in there and pull the shit out? I mean, this would be a physical impossibility for a normal person, whos hand wouldn't fit in their asshole. But with a goatseesque style asshole I imagine you could use any number of utensils to extract the shit if necessity dictated. serving spoons, ladels, shovels, hell, a backhoe might even fit. But you know what? I think even with a backhoe you wouldn't be as good at pulling shit out of your ass as ol' lunchpail here.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-15 12:36:24 EDT (#)
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I hope you get killed by a drunk driver.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-15 12:30:46 EDT (#)
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This kind of post is a short cut to my heart.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-05-15 12:20:37 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, look at all those misspellings. Imagine the way he must have been just shaking with rage as he wrote how little he cares.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-05-15 12:07:09 EDT (#)
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Jezus Marian Josef.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-15 11:46:09 EDT (#)
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I need to stop fucking with the handicapped kids who find this.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-15 11:38:41 EDT (#)
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You sure are fucking dumb.
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-05-15 11:02:22 EDT (#)
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"look at all the retarded internet arguments ive been in..."
Something tells me that you're the top distributor of retarded in the world. Unless there's some crazy Caribbean island nation who's primary export is extra 21st chromosomes, but I find that highly unlikely.
Submitted by J4M3S (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:54:41 EDT (#)
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People have a go at you because you react to them. And get angry. And say dumb shit coz your angry. Which they comment on...."To all the readonable people" as an example. And you get more pissed off. And say more dumb shit. Do you want a solution to your problem. Try shutting the fuck up. Think before you post, Jackass.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:36:12 EDT (#)
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gabba?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:27:58 EDT (#)
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This is getting SO outta hand.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-05-15 10:23:34 EDT (#)
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This is almost as pointless as your existence. Know what I mean tardo?
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-15 09:43:57 EDT (#)
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Before you go boss, take this bit of information. It will help, it will make life easier on you, if only for a moment. It is the small things in life are what help us make it through the day. Living moment to moment. Here is my gift of wisdom for your journey through life........
"I" before "E" except after "C"
Dumbass
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-15 09:09:46 EDT (#)
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First post of the day!
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-05-15 08:55:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-05-15 07:49:24 (#)
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What the fuck is a lunch pail anyways?
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I believe we'd call it a Lunch Box.
Anyway, while this may have had the beginnings of the right attitude, terrible spelling, grammer, punctuation etc let it down. As did the actual attitude, rather than the one you were trying to convey.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-05-15 08:40:37 EDT (#)
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Self-proclaimed "gentlemen" are rarely actually gentlemen in others' eyes. You're usually just an all-around twat. I don't see you being any different SpongeBob StretchMarks.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-15 07:56:15 EDT (#)
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Terrible English, but you really showed the right sentiment here.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-05-15 07:49:24 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is a lunch pail anyways?
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-05-15 07:21:54 EDT (#)
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Are you drunk? I know being drunk sometimes makes people look inward which can just lead to all sorts of shit like adverse effects on self esteem causing outrage. You seem drunk and outraged. Lick mu balls? Is that code for something? I hate it when people speak in code around me.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-15 06:58:38 EDT (#)
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kids can be so cruel
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-15 06:52:48 EDT (#)
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Children cry when I show them my gaping asshole.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-15 06:46:56 EDT (#)
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People never want to believe someone else is happier than them. Lunch pail, you've been around a while- you must realist that posting bizzarre illiterate shit is goign to wind people up.
If you decide to post again (I'm not clear if this is a rant or a goodbye post) I'd love to hear what your definition of gentleman is- do you wear a monacle and top hat?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-15 06:41:57 EDT (#)
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Yawn.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-15 06:41:38 EDT (#)
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kick ass. no im nbot an alter you dumbass
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-15 06:37:58 EDT (#)
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you're the worst alter ever lunch pail
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-15 06:37:43 EDT (#)
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And can use of coherent English like your balls too?