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No, this is eBay stupidity! (1238 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0.87 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <naysayer09.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-28 10:55:47 EDT


What my buddies are searching for on eBay, that they find this stuff, is beyond me.


http://www.ballscasten.com/jokes/jokespg/virginitysale.htm

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Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-07-28 13:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Im seriously tempted to buy the Virginity Certificate to carry around. That's GREAT

Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-28 11:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA! I did the same fucking thing lol... I looked up Virgin and found some normal stuff like virgin fur and crap like that... Then I looked up Virginity and got this and was like "WHAT?!?!?!"

Submitted by xLisaCatx (user info) at 2003-07-28 11:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I fucked the lead trumpet player in the jazz band. He wasn't that worth that much money.

Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-28 11:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Manfre,

It's funny, because I searched for "Virginity" after I posted this was a joke listing, and already saw those two you listed.

Funny, funny stuff.

Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-28 11:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2941867960&category=3268

That ones worse I think... Wonder how many people will bid by the time it ends...

Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-28 11:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And I was only looking up... Virgin Mary Statues... Yes thats exactly what I was looking up...

Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-28 11:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2846398189&category=111


I think you meant to put this one up...

Sad to say this isnt a joke page either.

Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-28 11:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

17 Bids... Scary...

Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-28 10:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh god LOL you think that might be the nullo kid from tart's post? i think the scariest line was:

(or man, I'm willing to experiment)

YIKES.

Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-28 10:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Upon further inspection, it appears to be a joke page, not even affiliated with eBay.

Funny shit though.


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