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Rager Party (641 hits)

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Submitted by Lord McRichpants (View user info) at 2005-05-16 02:23:53 EDT


I had just aquired my 15th century marble lavoir toiler basin from
Christies of London on Friday. On Sunday I came home from a golfing holiday
in Aspen with my wife to find that my daughter Tinkerbell Vaginalcake
Snookums had thrown a rager party. When i went to check on my antique i found
that someone had taken a poo inside my lavoir. Now i dont understand why
anyone would do this!

I urge you gentlemen to not put your lavoir as decor in your shitter, or someone
may do the unthinkable and use it as some sort of toilet!


Snarf!

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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-05-16 21:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

WOW! FEALLY RUCKIN INSPIRING!!!

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-16 03:34:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

I started laughing...


...and i couldn't stop.


Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-16 03:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very good, I'm sure we've all had that "there's a turd in the Bidet" experience.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-16 03:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I started laughing...


...and i couldn't stop.

Submitted by J4M3S (user info) at 2005-05-16 02:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.....



Um




Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.....




Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

Homer's Triple Bypass