Kristen's Pregnant? Reloaded (4979 hits)
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Submitted by Kristen (View user info) at 2005-05-16 02:28:43 EDT
"Stop, J, put the condom on."
"Uh...uh...um...sorry 'bout that. Too late."
So ran the dialogue of my Thursday night. My boyfriend was back in town after a month away. Heavy kissing had resulted in shirts and pants being tossed off. Our underwear remained on. He had pulled himself out of the convenient opening in the front of his boxers. He'd pushed aside my panties and pushed in, in a hurry to cleanse himself of the aura of month long abstinence. And so the above conversation ensued.
"Are you serious? Dude...that's not okay."
"I know, I know, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to."
Riiiiiight.
I feel completely helpless within this situation.
I have an eight and a half month old daughter. I never felt helpless in that situation. In fact, I didn't even suspect I was pregnant with her, due to being on Norplant (idiot-proof birth control). I only found out because of my yearly Pap smear and vaginal exam. I was already a couple months into the pregnancy by that point. I never went through the wondering, the worrying, the stress of freaking out over the idea that in two weeks, I could very possibly find myself staring down the business end of two pink lines.
This sucks. It really does. And it's brought out the worst in me and the worst in my partner.
He thinks it's funny. He says, "Well, I just hope the kiddo ends up looking like you or he's fucked." He's already named him 'Rambo'.
I've been eyeing my stairs, contemplating how far of a running start I need to gain enough speed and momentum to have the desired effect. I've been furiously researching the Morning After Pill online. Five days ago, I considered it abortion, however misguided that may be. Today I consider it the Godsend that is out of my reach because the state I live in will not fill the prescription, according to getthepill.com. It's beyond that anyway, so why dwell? But I still dreamt of going through the buffet line at China Garden and serving myself a double helping of crab and Levonorgestrel Rangoon last night.
But alas, 'tis only a dream.
And so, back to the waiting game I go. Just felt like venting, yet again, on the unruly masses here just waiting to unleash torrents of "Slut!" and "Irresponsible!" and itching for the chance to point out that I'm the idiot who got knocked up on idiot-proof birth control.
Oh joy. I just googled "fertility calendar" to plot my cycle and see what the chances of my being pregnant actually are:
MONTH 1:
5/01/05 - First day of your cycle
5/12/05 - A little bit fertile
5/13/05 - Fertile
5/14/05 - VERY fertile
5/15/05 - Time to ovulate
Taking into account that you bastards produce indestructable, bionic sperms that live for upwards of seven days in the battery acid we call a vagina, I'm fuckin' screwed.
User Reviews
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-06 02:49:34 EDT (#)
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This user was allegedly obsessed with the author of the post you're viewing. He liked the young girls at the mall and sadly departed. Find his last post.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:44:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:58:06 (#)
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I'm sorry dear, good luck with that.
I guess this makes me the only Uber-female that isn't knocked up.
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was anyone else surprised? no?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-05-18 15:01:54 EDT (#)
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Me and Rambo kick major ass
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:48:18 EDT (#)
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She didn't post anymore? WTF happened? Was she pregnant? Where is the baby daddy of the first kid? Is he the one who's the boyfriend now?????
SOMEONE BRING mE UP TO DATE
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-05-18 14:34:03 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by crownofsuns (user info) at 2005-11-05 16:07:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-11 09:51:02 (#)
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Whew, at least we know it ain't mine...
What color were those panties anyway? Just makin sure I got the details straight.
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Instant classic.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-05 15:54:19 EST (#)
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hey now i am an american can i bum you?
thanks.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-08-29 20:01:04 EDT (#)
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Hey Kristen, did you ever end up taking that kid for your friend??
http://www.ubersite.com/m/17523
Good luck with the boyfriend
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-08-07 02:03:17 EDT (#)
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Good luck, sweetheart.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-08-04 10:09:53 EDT (#)
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I think this is a case of the Ancient Order of the Uber Elite clashing with the New Era of Uber.
But I also thought this was pretty meh.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2005-07-15 14:15:07 EDT (#)
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Sounds like me.
Except, I cant get pregnant when the guy cums in my ass.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-11 09:51:02 EDT (#)
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Whew, at least we know it ain't mine...
What color were those panties anyway? Just makin sure I got the details straight.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-11 09:29:20 EDT (#)
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Here's hoping one time that your man shoots blanks
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-07-11 09:20:53 EDT (#)
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SLUT. Just get him to do you in the face next time.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-11 08:58:08 EDT (#)
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Yay Kristen! Nice to hear from you...
...things are chugging along, O Wonderful and Marvelous Internet Trophy Wife. Nothing really earth shattering to report...oh wait, like you, I am not pregnant. I'm sure that was keeping you up at night. It was a nail biter, let me tell you.
If you have MSN, you should, er, "MSN me." thecaes.at.rogers.com -- or something like that.
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-07-09 00:49:00 EDT (#)
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So ran the dialogue of my Thursday night. My boyfriend was back in town after a month away. Heavy kissing had resulted in shirts and pants being tossed off. Our underwear remained on. He had pulled himself out of the convenient opening in the front of his boxers.
i stopped reading after that
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:18:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-07 07:52:31 (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-07-07 05:33:08 (#)
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Anyway, I'm not gone. I check up on this place every so often. I just haven't had anything significant happen in my life except...OH! Dude that dumped me a few months ago has redumped me. For a chick with a minivan. Yeah, salt in the wound. Oh yeah, I'm not pregnant with dump-happy bastard's spawn.
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See, THAT'S a pretty important thing!! You silly bitch, I was worried about that! Every now and then I'd check your posts, but nooooooo, no word from Kristen. Pfft. Posting a message where you might be pregnant and never revealing the result grumble grumble mutter...
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I've been checking this too!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-07 07:52:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-07-07 05:33:08 (#)
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Anyway, I'm not gone. I check up on this place every so often. I just haven't had anything significant happen in my life except...OH! Dude that dumped me a few months ago has redumped me. For a chick with a minivan. Yeah, salt in the wound. Oh yeah, I'm not pregnant with dump-happy bastard's spawn.
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See, THAT'S a pretty important thing!! You silly bitch, I was worried about that! Every now and then I'd check your posts, but nooooooo, no word from Kristen. Pfft. Posting a message where you might be pregnant and never revealing the result grumble grumble mutter...
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-06-18 13:26:45 EDT (#)
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I empathize... and reccomend a double dose of Morning After pills.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2005-06-16 17:41:49 EDT (#)
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I know how you feel. My girlfriend constantly scares the shit out of me the day after we have sex. The good thing is, abortion is only like $300. Her sister is doing it at this very moment.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:53:08 EDT (#)
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heh heh.
asshat.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-12 11:49:42 EDT (#)
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Why can't you stop being an idiot an ACCEPT that mistakes happen and that she wasn't saying that the whole situation was the guy's fault? Asshat.
Submitted by TM (user info) at 2005-06-08 17:03:33 EDT (#)
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Uh huh... I'm sure this is the whole story. He just slid inside of you, totally beyond your control and came in 5 seconds. Oh yeah, and you're one of the .05% of people that birth control doesn't work on if "properly" taken. Why can't women just except part of the blame? Jesus.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-06-01 23:14:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:38:57 (#)
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I'd get a vasectomy if it meant I get to fuck you daily for the next 6 weeks or so.
Before you drove me crazy.
And I left.
To go get the surgery reversed.
Think about it.
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Once again I agree, and how come you dont go on Messenger anymore? I miss ya!
Submitted by gld1320 (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:12:44 EDT (#)
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yeah what is sex if both peole aren't having fun doing it?
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-05-24 19:01:41 EDT (#)
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I don't like the not keeping in touch hoochie Kristen.
I want old Kwisten back.
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:40:03 EDT (#)
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Kristen. I miss you. :-(
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-22 19:50:38 EDT (#)
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Nice. You've sure got yourself a winner in that boyfriend. Not only does he care about your concerns and feelings, but he's obviously long-lasting and satisfying lover.
Submitted by dwype (user info) at 2005-05-22 04:39:40 EDT (#)
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partial to this one on account of having similar experiences and freakouts. minus the pregnancy thing, thank fucking god. we were trying the natural birth control method of not fucking while fertile. 'cept i heard it all wrong from the sex with sue talkshow. i thought a girl was most fertile just before her period. turns out we were fucking when people who want to get pregnant would have been fucking. oy! you enjoying being a mommie?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-18 19:30:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:09:28 (#)
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Swallow
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-18 19:13:05 EDT (#)
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I hope you get the result you want.
Did that jerky not notice the sign on your door that says 'Mrs THECAES!?'
Hussy. :)
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-05-18 10:28:00 EDT (#)
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This is more proof that treating women badly gets you laid.
Why are women so stupid? Because if they weren't they wouldn't put up with us. Woohoo.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-05-17 15:33:37 EDT (#)
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damn, that dude is a machine. ::::note the sarcasm::::
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:58:50 EDT (#)
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That guy's a fucking moron, and "Uh, sorry" is bullshit.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:09:28 EDT (#)
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Swallow your bullshit conservative ideologies and get a fucking abortion.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-05-16 21:43:08 EDT (#)
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Here we go, talking about your vagina again.
You shouldn't be having sex with a guy that can't control himself enough for you to enjoy it.
If you are pregnant I could think of worse mothers for a child to have.
Good luck.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:50:44 EDT (#)
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I hope for your sake, you're not.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:49:45 EDT (#)
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think about it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:48:59 EDT (#)
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real men dont get vasectomies.
They jizz on the broad's tits. As long as its not one of those hard up cunts that would then take the jizzum from their breasticles and try to impregnate themselves, thereby tying you down to a responsibility to them and a baby for years and years, and then she lets herself go and get fat and ugly while not ever fucking you again and taking your money.
At that point, real men castrate themselves as not to spread their seed and pollute the gene pool.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:38:57 EDT (#)
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I'd get a vasectomy if it meant I get to fuck you daily for the next 6 weeks or so.
Before you drove me crazy.
And I left.
To go get the surgery reversed.
Think about it.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:36:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:25:30 (#)
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If you don't want to get pregnant, don't have sex.
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I wish someone would have told me this earlier.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:25:30 EDT (#)
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If you don't want to get pregnant, don't have sex.
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:22:03 EDT (#)
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i would give you a -2 but the last line made me laugh
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-05-16 14:27:49 EDT (#)
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Exercise...Exercise....Exercise.... Drink too much throw up violently... You should be good!!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-16 14:06:24 EDT (#)
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Hee-hee-hee! The title has the word "load" in it, and the post is about . . . well, YOU know . . .
Hee-hee!
Congratulations?
How about this, I'm happy if you're happy.
I hope you're happy.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-05-16 13:32:27 EDT (#)
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I just hate it when I get a 2 pump chump leaking in my ass-vag.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-16 12:43:22 EDT (#)
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"As far as how much he came? I'm not sure. He hadn't had sex in a month, but I'm sure he whacked off plenty of times within those four weeks. We were laying down, him on top, and he went in once, twice, STOP! PUT ON A CONDOM!, in again, SORRY, laid still for a minute,"
Ah, high school days again!!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-16 12:36:09 EDT (#)
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You're probably a good mom so it's not that bad of a deal.
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-05-16 12:24:38 EDT (#)
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I'm not as worried today as I was late last night/early this morning. If that night resulted in a pregnancy, it's out of my hands at this point. Last night was just the culmination of being tired and reaching the end of that glorious 72-hour period of time where pregnancy can be prevented. I'd give the baby up for adoption before I had an abortion. Before I'd give a child up for adoption, I'd have to be emotionally, mentally, and financially unable to support him/her and I am...so, party of three, here I come. Unless, of course, I'm not pregnant in which case I'll immediately cork myself and sew my legs together.
pen_name, we're both only children. He has two stepbrothers and a half sister on his father's side, but no other blood siblings via his mother. I am gaining a stepsister in a month, but again, I'm the only fruit of my mother's loins. As far as how much he came? I'm not sure. He hadn't had sex in a month, but I'm sure he whacked off plenty of times within those four weeks. We were laying down, him on top, and he went in once, twice, STOP! PUT ON A CONDOM!, in again, SORRY, laid still for a minute, fight ensues, I pee about fifteen minutes later, ARGH!
I wouldn't mind being dubbed as an alter. I'm trying to decide between claiming to be the twisted mind spew of Loren1 or drink_ddt. Who should I pick?
Anyway, it wasn't rape, Mick. I wanted to have sex just as much as he did and had he put the fucking condom on before the deed, you wouldn't be hearing so much as a peep from me about it today. Unless that's not what you're basing that on, in which case...I dunno. I don't think he's capable of that or I wouldn't allow him around my grandmother or daughter.
I still check that old yahoo account, Mario.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-05-16 12:22:58 EDT (#)
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Method is Kristen.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-16 11:36:28 EDT (#)
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break up with this guy, he's a loser and his seed is going to dumb down the entire planet
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-05-16 11:32:26 EDT (#)
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hehe, haha, "sorry, too late" doesn't cover 18 years of child support payments.
This seems a bit hitwhorish so who knows if it is true, but I believe there are people out there with this guy's attitude.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-16 11:29:41 EDT (#)
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I'm with MickGinny on this. Either that or he injected local anaesthetic into his crotch before seeing you.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-05-16 11:27:32 EDT (#)
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i'll have it.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-16 11:26:27 EDT (#)
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I know how you feel!!!
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-05-16 11:17:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:02:46 (#)
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Kristen is an alter, and a damned good one at that.
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Perhaps this crazy man is right!
Submitted by hairjr (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:40:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:14:31 EDT (#)
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sorry I came so fast but I wan't expecting your finger up my ass, you know what that does to me.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:58:06 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry dear, good luck with that.
I guess this makes me the only Uber-female that isn't knocked up.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:54:04 EDT (#)
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Kick his ass for thinking it's funny...seems he doesn't understand the potential gravity of the situation.
On another note, I now know exactly when I show up to Polk. I'd like to ask you some things about that house. I'll send questions your way through your old e-mail address, if you don't check it anymore hit me up at wpmario.at.yahoo.com.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:31:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:59:38 (#)
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He didn't remember to put on a condom, and he blew his load too quick for you to remind him? Sounds like a winner.
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What he said. Except....didn't remember? Come on now. That was no fucking accident.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:31:36 EDT (#)
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sounds like you are dating a rapist.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:10:25 EDT (#)
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Whopdeee freakin doo
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:02:46 EDT (#)
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Kristen is an alter, and a damned good one at that.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:00:43 EDT (#)
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He should've used the Amtrak method and pulled out on time.
I don't know what to tell you.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-05-16 09:00:01 EDT (#)
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jeez.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:59:38 EDT (#)
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He didn't remember to put on a condom, and he blew his load too quick for you to remind him? Sounds like a winner.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:48:41 EDT (#)
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That's why I just stick to pulling my dick.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:41:40 EDT (#)
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I'm pregnant, you're (possibly) pregnant..
Let's start a club.
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-05-16 08:03:47 EDT (#)
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Morning after pill may not be much of an option anymore, if 72 hours have already passed.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-16 07:29:28 EDT (#)
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the morning after pill...comicly titled: ru486
in all honesty, i'd wait until the preggo test before buying rambo his first compass knife.
for starters, who knows if it was a full shot, or if your boyfriend had a marathon jerkoff session the previous night. Then speaking to that, how much of the ejaculate was delivered during the act? did you stop him after the intial cum thrust, or after he had the two or three follow up thrusts?
other questions:
were you guys lying down, or was it up against a wall?
do you watch seinfeld...did you have access to "the sponge?"
how many kids did your mother have? how many kids did your boyfriend's mother have?
all very important questions. i knew a couple women in college that freked out over possible conceptions, only to delight in their mensies a few weeks later. then they went out and screwed random guys to celebrate....i admit, that wasn't a smart move.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-05-16 06:31:43 EDT (#)
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i can see you ending up really bitter
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-05-16 06:00:34 EDT (#)
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coathanger, Use a
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-16 05:45:26 EDT (#)
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siren you are such a great friend, I'll call you the next time you need to take an abortion for me
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-16 05:45:10 EDT (#)
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JUMP UP AND DOWN REALLY QUICKLY!!!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-16 05:10:53 EDT (#)
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I can take this one for you.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-16 05:03:59 EDT (#)
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No shit, you live in Georgia? I've actually been there. Far out.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-05-16 04:53:23 EDT (#)
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What the hell state won't fill the prescription? Has to be Georgia.
Isn't that worth a trip to another state for?
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2005-05-16 04:19:49 EDT (#)
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Your boyfriend sounds shit, but good luck. Unless this is a joke, in which case boo shucks to me.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-16 04:12:36 EDT (#)
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What we need to do is re-design the human body. Women should be able to re-absorb a fetus if the conditions aren't right for pregnancy, just like rabbits do.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-05-16 04:04:01 EDT (#)
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One Question ?,"did you enjoy the fuck."
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-16 04:01:20 EDT (#)
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"It's all part of growing up... girls, pimples, premature ejaculation..."
(- But say it out loud in an Austrian accent)
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-16 03:55:48 EDT (#)
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You can show this to the kid on its 21st birthday
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-05-16 03:47:49 EDT (#)
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You're not necessarily screwed...
Conception is actually a pretty miraculous event... and you'd be exceptionally unlucky for it to have just happened on a one off.
But that's me assuming that he'd just put it in, and not actually done the business (I haven't read the replies).
Um... anyway, I hope you're ok.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-05-16 03:27:31 EDT (#)
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Stressing about it will only make it worse. Although I know I would be.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-16 03:27:10 EDT (#)
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I always knew you were a winner. ;)
If this is shenanigans, hardy-har-har.
If not, best of luck. The first kid is just practice anyway. The second one is the first that counts.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-05-16 03:06:30 EDT (#)
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An old friend of mine named Jane has been pregnant and terminated three times. She never terminated like a regular abortion, but did three different times by unconventional means. I shall list.
First time. Found out she got pregnant. Following weekend got drunk. Really really drunk. She woke up in her half sober haze and realized what she did to her child which she planned on giving birth to, she shot up on drugs, then realized what she had done there, threw herself down a flight of stairs, broke both her wrists and the baby died.
Second time, she didn't even fuck around. She got on a pair of rollerskates and slammed herself into a brick wall. This killed the baby as well as half of Jane's brain.
Third time, baby died due to learning she got pregnant then using a birth control drug.
But three times. How stupid?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-05-16 02:53:57 EDT (#)
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No way are you seriously this stupid.
No way. and if you are, then you deserve a -2 and a double tap to the back of the head.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-16 02:47:43 EDT (#)
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Liar, liar, pants on fire?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-16 02:44:23 EDT (#)
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More of the uber elite's shenanigans! http://www.ubersite.com/m/66321
(and if not then congrats)
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-16 02:43:05 EDT (#)
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On second thought, something smells here...
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-05-16 02:41:37 EDT (#)
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jesus fucking christ just melt your vagina shut.
coathangers or bleach in your milk. You decide.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-16 02:40:58 EDT (#)
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You're gonna get reamed for this, you know?
Eight and half months ago you had a child and birth control didn't cross your mind this time?
What kind of complete moron is your boyfriend?
I sincerely wish you the best of luck.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-05-16 02:40:43 EDT (#)
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Oh, and congratulations. It's more a blessing than a responsibility. :)
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-05-16 02:39:25 EDT (#)
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Just a question, why is an abortion out of the question? In my opinion that may be the best plan of action for you and your 8 month old. Seems like a shitty solution to give one for the benefit of another but you know how hard it will be to raise one now, just think about having two.
Best of luck,
Banga
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-05-16 02:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Perfect timing.
Sports.