Uber Caption Contest (933 hits)
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Rating: 0.81 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Habeeb "I'm all outta ideas" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-05-16 10:03:19 EDT
I giggled for like 15 minutes when I saw this pic.
Best Caption gets mutual respect from here on into perpituity
Heres one to get the mind greased up...
"Man, today seems like a fine day for a sitting."
GO SOX WOO!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-05-19 05:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Self-inflates"
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-05-16 20:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Love Seat-LE.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-16 18:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Take a fucking break.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-05-16 18:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"This chair has wood"
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-05-16 18:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Oh my god, that chair just ate my sister!"
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Een Mah-ther Rah-sha, chair seets on YOU!
Submitted by Hands_Rambone (user info) at 2005-05-16 13:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Try the Horn-E-Boy chair for 299$, and ask about our 90-day same as cash offer"
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-16 13:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT CHAIR IS NOT MADE OF NICKEL
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-16 13:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I grabbed the lever to adjust the height and it spit on me
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-16 11:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUNNY STORY THAT. MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT HAS A -$400 BALANCE AT THE MOMENT, SO I DON'T THINK SENDING ME ANY MONEY IS GOING TO HELP ME BUY A NEW KEYBOARD. UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEND $420.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-16 11:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Squattail, do you have a paypal account? I'd gladly chip in to buy you a new keyboard since your caps lock key appears to be malfunctioning.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-16 11:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, check out this chair, there's a fake penis sticking out of it
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-16 11:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Armchair Faggot
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-16 11:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOUR ENTRY IS TOO LONG TO THE FAGGOT BELOW ME. IT IS A CAPTION, NOT NOVELIZED FAN FICTION YOU FLAMING SHIT EATER.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hey there folks, this is Tom Bodet from Motel 6. And while we'll leave the light on for you, I'd just like to stop in and tell you about our newest amenity, the Chair-O-Pleasure 8000.
It's really no use trying to beat around the bush here: Motel 6 is for whores and crackheads. We 'leave the light on' because if we didn't these degenerates wouldn't be able to find us from whatever dumpster they coming out of. But enough small talk...let's get down to business.
The Chair-O-Pleasure 8000 is for those times when you've already blown your load oevr whatever 13 year old hooker you just picked up, but haven't yet pleasured. You can sit your exasperated self down on our sturdy, posturpedic chair and watch as the little skank gets on her knees and let's the chair finish the job you couldn't. We even have models with the optional beer holder.
We care about our customers here at Motel 6. This is Tom Bodet....and we'll leave the light, and the Chair-O-pleasure, on for you."
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
did you have any ideas to begin with?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"get your cock out of my spring"
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
is that a cushion in your lining or are you just pleased to see me?
Submitted by hairjr (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"i'm a chair"
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pffftt.... blaaaaah ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Parodies are teh roxrz!!1
Caption for the chair: "What the ghey?"
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not worthy of commenting.
Engorged Shamone!
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Woah, this chair is really hard.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ITS A TRAP
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What's worse than finding gum under your chair?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
peener!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-16 10:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"The chair-o-matic 2000 comes with a built in key ring holder."