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Bart (1410 hits)

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Labels: uber

Rating: -0.15 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-05-16 15:01:21 EDT


This isn't exactly where I'd like to air my dirty laundry... but I dont know what else to do. I've tried emailing and calling, as you fuckig know, and I'm not sure you're getting my emails or calls, and I'm at the point where I can't fucking stand to call or email again.

And I woldnt- past this point... but Im fucking pregnant and I havent had sex with anyone but Shi in 5 months, so guess what?

And he says it's not his- so it must be yours.

You've got a lot of explaining to do.

corinne

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Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-06-08 01:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck that, this was hilarious!

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/66407

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I bet you're gonna have super-retard babies.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm going out on a limb here....
















....but I think this might be shenanigans!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/62155
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62155
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62155

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-16 16:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHY ALL THE FUCKING SHOUTING, YOU FLACID PENI RETARDS!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

PULL THE TRIGGER!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WE ALREADY KNOW HOW MUCH OF A WHORE YOU ARE, BUT MOST UGLY CHICKS ARE WHORES, THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT DOES MEAN THAT YOU ARE WORTHLESS.

THANKS AND HAVE A SUPER DAY!

Submitted by A_D_Sweetmeat (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a shitstain in the underwear of life.

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

but... but.... *sniffle*

YOU SAID IT WAS MY BABY




Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:41:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Get some birth control for Pete's sake

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I must leave this post now, I feel dirty.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:16:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

I seriously expected to see someone elses account info when i hit user info....

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You and me both, dude.




Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"MO" as in "ho-MO-sexual"


AND STOP SHOUTING OR I WILL WIPE MY DICK ON YOUR CURTAINS.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAAAA


Name the baby BartBart.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Come on people, think of the CHILDREN!

Have you no mercy!!!?

Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Give it a rest already.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking pathetic.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus fucking christ.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What's a "mo"? Mo...fo? Mo...bster?

By the way, Corinne,

YOU ARE A FUCKING WHORE

HEY EVERYBODY CORINNE IS A WHORE. CORINNE SLEEPS WITH MEN. BY SLEEPS WITH MEN I MEAN SHE HAS SEX WITH MEN. WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE. AT LEAST I'M NOT A SKANKY-ASS HO LIKE YOU, CORINNE. I DON'T SLEEP AROUND. MOSTLY BECAUSE MEN ARE TURNED OFF BY THE FACT THAT I SHOUT ALL THE TIME.

SLEPT WITH ANY GUYS, LATELY? HAHAHA.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am out of the know here...which is a good thing.

I seriously expected to see someone elses account info when i hit user info....





Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:11:46 (#)
Ranking: 1

But Bart was with me the whole time.

DAMNIT BART, YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DO!
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WHY don't I doubt this for a second?

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OOOOOh witch one of the ubervegas boys will be next...I think AJ.

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ugh.

I don't even know what to type.

Or how to rate this.


Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

But Bart was with me the whole time.

DAMNIT BART, YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DO!

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who's your daddy?

<clap clap, clap-clap-clap>

who's your daddy?

<clap clap, clap-clap-clap>

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Give it a fucking rest already.

I'd fuck you so hard you wouldn't be able to post for at least a week...kind of like a bonus for me.





Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If this does as well as the last one I will be impressed

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll start knitting the baby Bart Bart booties!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I thought he was a "mo" ??

Oh, and who cares ?

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thats right I meant thinkens....





thickens....




sorry

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hmmm. the plot thinkens

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn, Bart's everybody's daddy.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-05-16 15:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was a rape incident.


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