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Rating: -1.59 on 70 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by mike's princess <magickal1.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-16 20:59:20 EDT


ashlee let's you see what she wants you to see here's the trailer park ashlee herself... last post from me i'm over the petty bull.

ashlee and shawn].jpg (14 kB)

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Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm doing my best to give the title of worst ever to a post that is more deserving than this one:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/38407

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-28 01:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-28-19 01:33:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

There is a solid page of ok writing with -2s. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +2; that way posts that have -1.67 with 120+ reviews gets worst ever.

Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i think shes cute

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

she works at hot topic, im sure.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-08-19 12:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ashlee, I like your hair like that.

Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-24 18:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd hire her.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-24 18:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-13 02:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-29 02:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

like - totally?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-29 02:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, I'd totally do her, that's not the question.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2005-06-29 01:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think she looks pretty there, but what do I know? I'm a punk rocker.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-29 01:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wagon has one 'g', Rad. Back to school for you. Less beer, more study.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-29 01:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I wonder why the orlando gossip people didn't jump back on this waggon?




Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-29 01:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Just adding to the heap.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-06-16 05:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shed get it

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-27 15:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

She posted this herself a long time ago, she was dressed up for halloween - you nasty, jealous, pig-faced cunt.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-25 19:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2die

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-18 09:36:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

Ashlee... Those nails... JESUS.

To the author:

You need to see a Doctor. The Doctor can help you with your problems. He's very good at what he does. It's a completely painless procedure, and I think we all know that your family, friends, and even yourself will be better off after consulting with him.


His name is Kevorkian.
-------------------------------
Brilliant.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-18 09:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ashlee... Those nails... JESUS.

To the author:

You need to see a Doctor. The Doctor can help you with your problems. He's very good at what he does. It's a completely painless procedure, and I think we all know that your family, friends, and even yourself will be better off after consulting with him.


His name is Kevorkian.


Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oddly cathartic, this.

dum de dooo, la la

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

do de dooo hmmm de dum

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

la la la laaaa

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-18 02:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't fuck with the ubermatriarchy. diediediediediedie X 1squillion

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-17 23:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hmm, think it's all been said but fuck off, slag.

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-05-17 18:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:35:44 (#)
Ranking: -2

I had sex with your dog. Have fun with his AIDS infected ass begging for biscuits and getting his AID sperm all over your leg. God, I want PICTURES.

Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 DIE

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:01:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a fucking nasty whore who needs to get a life and stop stalking people, you disgusting twat. Fucking around with a woman's husband and then trying to use miscarriage and her father's death as a way to hurt her is a disgusting thing to do. There is a special place in hell just for a raging smelly diseased cuntrag like you.

>>>>>>>>>

I don't think I could have said it better myself.......


Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes, I believe the term STUPID PSYCHO TWAT works nicely for you.
I think that is your new name from now on.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And at this point, I'd rather see another.



Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess this plan didn't quite work.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a fucking nasty whore who needs to get a life and stop stalking people, you disgusting twat. Fucking around with a woman's husband and then trying to use miscarriage and her father's death as a way to hurt her is a disgusting thing to do. There is a special place in hell just for a raging smelly diseased cuntrag like you.

Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2005-05-17 15:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I don't understand... What on earth is wrong with that picture?!

Is that picture supposed to be somehow insulting?? Do you realize that many people probably agree with the first reply by Schlongy, in that this couple looks more attractive than the one on your previous post?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-17 15:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have to say, if this was an alter, that would be the coolest - unfortunately, this has the stench of reality, so: you suck.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-17 14:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm gonna find you slut, and when I do, you will wish you were dead

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ashlee i like your hair like that.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I <3 Loki

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I had sex with your dog. Have fun with his AIDS infected ass begging for biscuits and getting his AID sperm all over your leg. God, I want PICTURES.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yes well and so tell me, did this turn out like you thought it would?

Let's just take a stroll down "what the fuck is going on here" lane shall we?

So you were the other woman who fucked Ashlee's husband. Exactly why are we, the überpublic supposed to think less of Ahslee because of this? She was not the piece of trash who fucked a married man now was she. Let's see who is it in this whole scenario that is innocent here and who is the slore?

Then they got back together to try to make it work and although you thought of yourself as some kind of tragic figure like the French Lieutenant's Woman, you were really just a piece of convenience that he had grown tired of.

Next you start in on Ashlee, what exactly was that supposed to accomplish? Did you think that by dredging up Ashlee's personal history would make him realize that you were his one true love or are you just a fucking psycho who lacks an outlet for all this pent up rage?

Just trying to piece it all together here.

Then as a coup d'etat you thought it would be a good idea to post a picture of yourself so we could all compare your looks to that of your nemesis, Ashlee. Not that I am a beauty queen, but I think it's fairly obvious that you have a rather inflated sense of your own appearance. Other than your mama, has anyone ever told you that you were beautiful who didn't want something from you? and by something I mean, oh hell never mind.

Please just tuck your tail between your legs and whimper away.


Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Looks like you lose again. hard to believe, what with you being 'perfect' and all.

Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for GP

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wow, just what we need. some slutbag bringing more drama to a site that is already drowing in it. nobody here is going to look out for your interests, so you would be better served to fade away now. While you are at it, take a few of these other people (drama queens) with you.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cunt

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

die

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

very insightful

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fucking psycho stalker.

do you realize how fucked up you are?



Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Content

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yes, that's a picture of me and my husband at a costume party.

Yes, Nancy is a slut whore cunt bitch psychopath.

Yes, I will be putting up an explaination for all this.

*sniff* I LOVE YOU GUYS!

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh my god you suck. What did you root through all of your pictures to discover this was the sluttiest most trailor trash picture you could find??? She looks great, and your last post shows what dreadful trailor trash you are.

You. Fucking. Gimp

Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*sigh* I just.... why would... who... no... just no.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-17 06:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

GayAids?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-17 02:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not clear on this.

That's ashlee in that picture?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-17 01:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

uh.. never mind about the explanation.. I found your post...



Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-17 01:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OH yeah.. Ash, don't feel obligated to explain.. I'm just overly curious..

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-17 01:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks Ash,.. I'd love an explanation

but don't worry... I for one don't think of this cunt as a reflection of you.. you're a better person :-) And I'm looking forward to Orlando.. so EMAIL me!

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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-16 23:00:59 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm going to have to issue a public apology for this. Dammit, you slut, I had a really good post planned out that's gonna have to be put on hold in order to make ammends for somehow leading you here.


Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-05-17 00:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-17 00:34:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

"last post from me i'm over the petty bull"

Well, god forbid you should fall prey to petty bull. Are you over the whorish bitter bitchy fucking nasty little cunt behavior, though, because THAT'S the real problem.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-17 00:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"last post from me i'm over the petty bull"

Well, god forbid you should fall prey to petty bull. Are you over the whorish bitter bitchy fucking nasty little cunt behavior, though, because THAT'S the real problem.

Ashlee has class. You, I could happily piss on and then train to lick it up by using a choke chain.

I really want to tie you down and make you bleed internally.

A lot.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-17 00:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

don't hate

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-16 23:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

great job

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-16 23:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


This is one of the meanest sites on the net.




Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-16 23:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Well gosh, this is really workin' out for ya.










I'm going to have to issue a public apology for this. Dammit, you slut, I had a really good post planned out that's gonna have to be put on hold in order to make ammends for somehow leading you here.

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-05-16 22:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What in the fuck is going on here?

Could someone please explain?

Submitted by Helmut_Cat (user info) at 2005-05-16 22:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's probably the best picture of her on this site.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-16 21:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do we give a fuck? No.
Should we give a fuck? No.

Should we mail an envelope with a caustic white powder to you and your parents? Sure, why not.

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-16 21:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-05-16 21:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THATS HOT!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-16 21:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No wonder a bunch of people are leaving

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-05-16 21:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And?

That picture looks like they're going to a party or something, and if that's the case, they BOTH look classier than I did when I went to a halloween party dressed as the chiquita banana lady.

Trash is more than looks. Ashlee has a hundred times more going for her than you ever will, and all it took me to figure that out was your first post.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-16 21:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think Ashlee is pretty.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-16 21:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i have no idea what the hell is going on, but your english is atrocious and I do believe that really is Ashlee....

someone care to explain? I thought Mystia had the trailer trash market cornered, but then you came along......

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-16 21:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

She's trash alright, but she beats the fuck out of yo in every measurable catagory. And if that's the guy she is with now, she wins, slore.

Now shut the fuck up. And go take the laundry down off the clothesline before the tornado hits.


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