Top 10 Reasons...Tina/Loren1 (1470 hits)
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Submitted by <lnknptheory> (View user info) at 2003-04-21 20:54:37 EDT
Top 10 reasons we shouldn't care about Tina and how she has "disappeared" from this site:
10) Nobody "really" knows her and therefore shouldn't cry about her "disappearance."
9) She is probably some 45 year old guy who beats off to pictures of young boys.
8) She was annoying. She would ramble on and on and piss the living hell out of me.
7) She's 19 and doesn't know anything about sex or the human body. This obviously tells us that she is "lacking" something up in her head.
6) She whines about everything.
5) She was a friend of Lorens.
4) She probably found a better website than this and now post comments on that website.
3) She gets her feelings "hurt" too easily.
2) She didn't have anything valid or interesting to say.
1) Because Drink_DDT doesn't like her, therfore we should all follow him (LOL j/p).
Top 10 Reasons we shouldn't listen to Loren1:
10) Because she likes Tina.
9) Shes's super duper bitchy.
8) She is always PMSing.
7) She likes Hidden.
6) She's sexist. She hates all men (except for Hidden) and only listens to the opinions of females and disgards those of males.
5) She hates Drink_DDT because he has a different perspective than her.
4) She is TERRIBLE at PhotoShop. http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1045234916721823537
3) She puts lame ass posts up about ANYTHING...and obviously noone cares about what she thinks.
2) She writes about dogs...what the fuck? http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1049211741226130883
1) She hates all things that live!!!!...except herself ofcourse.
Alright...I'm outie!
-=lnknptheory=-
User Reviews
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-27 03:38:19 EDT (#)
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terrible.
i'm not "fired up" sweetie. i don't really care. this is just something for me to do before i dose off tonight. the friends that were over tonight left the house awhile ago, and i didn't feel like going out with them, so i'm drinkin' my beer, smokin' my cigs, and making pointless banter on Ubersite. the day i'm angered by an idiot like you, pigs would fly and hell would freeze over. have it your way. i'll leave you alone. sorry i bothered you so much. damn.
oh my god... Crash is in a yahoo chatroom for laughs, and a woman just joined. one guy just said "you better watch yourself, us computer geeks don't get to see women all that often"
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
i'm a computer nerd, and i don't seem to have any problems. then again, i actually DO get out quite a bit. i have a great social life... and look at Bart; he's pimpin' the women all the time. he's the KING of Chicago!
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-04-27 03:11:04 EDT (#)
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LMFAOOOOOOOO
Ahhhhh..damn I love it when you get all fired up Hidden. It's seems hilarious to me, that you "hate" me, but always seem to reply to every comment I make..hmmmm. Please, you only wish you knew me, you're just pissed that I won't act like one of "your girls" and kiss your feet. Losers like you have never impressed me. You only hate me, b/c I fire you up with the truth about your lame comments. I'm sorry...was the "I hate you Queen and want you to leave" comment suppose to make me cry and dissapear like some other weak asses on here would..? Sorry, not my style. But i'll be sure to be around to call you out some more on your lame comments.
And firefly....if i wanted any shit out of you bitch, I would squeeze your head.
And what exaclty is 'online respect' anyways..? Oh wait, I'm sure PAS could tell me, since she is all, online respected and all...LMFAO. You see my respect is in the REAL WORLD, i don't need the online kind to be happy.
But anyways...thanx for the laugh!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-27 02:11:38 EDT (#)
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plus you sound like uneducated trailer trash when you post. you're only jealous because PAS is respected, and you've never been respected in your life. i pity you, because it's your own fault, and that is why you have feelings of self-loathing. i know you better than you think. you'll deny it, but i know the truth....
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-04-27 02:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are just jealous because the person you are could never messure up to the person pas is.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-27 02:06:32 EDT (#)
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queen, you are the dumbest bitch to ever post here. quite possibly worse than Ameera or Alida. i hate you, and i want you to go away.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-04-27 01:46:46 EDT (#)
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PAS- you fuck off, you old bitch. Iv'e been posting here long enough to not give a fuck what you think, say, or view on my comments. Go to hell, you might think that you can talk that way to the people on here that choose not to reply to you, but don't sneer like that at me, unless you plan on getting your comment handed right back to you. If you don't like my "snide commets" ...then don't read them bitch.
heh
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-04-24 07:12:09 EDT (#)
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Being a neutral I dont give anyone any abuse coz its not worth it, but looking at what u lot say about each other makes mt day go a lot faster! When are we having this team argument thingie?!
Submitted by Vantes (user info) at 2003-04-24 06:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice post, I agree.
Haha just look at the fuckhead flaming you on an open board, as you flamed her for the dogs.
Haha and wtf is this "3) "She puts lame ass posts up about ANYTHING...and obviously noone cares about what she thinks. " See #9. "
Ok, now I"m going to look at #9:
"9) "Shes's super duper bitchy." Only to people who have absolutely nothing substantial to say about anything. "
Yeah wtg, because that really has something to do with the material she writes.
For the photoshop thing...for a girl (yeah i'm fucking sexist, or shall we say realistic) it's not so bad. Definitely could have been done better I'll say. The thing that sticks out the most is that she didn't even try to match skin tones with color curves or sampling, and the cut offs for the masking could have been cleaner.
Good Post +2!
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-04-22 06:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Queen FUCK OFF with your stupid snide remarks, how long you been posting here exactly? I can't even be arsed to speak to the wanker that posted this BULLSHIT.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-04-22 02:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what was your point?
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-04-22 00:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Giving this a decent rating b/c i like honest people.
Unlike most people on this forum- at least he says what he feels and isn't afraid to speak his mind.
Much respected.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-04-22 00:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gay.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-04-22 00:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
err on #2, clue not close. My bad.
-2 for you again because you're taking up my oxygen.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-04-22 00:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Time for my to stand up and say something instead of the usual tribute to inebriation, little do either of these people need my help or my say so, but fuck it. I'm tired of this stupid "I hate so and so " bullshit.
Top 10 Reasons we shouldn't listen to Loren1:
10) "Because she likes Tina." Who gives a shit? that a really stupid point.
9) "Shes's super duper bitchy." Only to people who have absolutely nothing substantial to say about anything.
8) "She is always PMSing. " See post #9
7) She likes Hidden. The only people who don't like hidden are the ones he flames because of the same reason Loren flams. Agains see #9
6) "She's sexist. She hates all men (except for Hidden) and only listens to the opinions of females and disgards those of males." If you're not a complete and utter rod,and posses at least the most minute trace of intellectual prowess, she'll usually agree with you.
5) "She hates Drink_DDT because he has a different perspective than her. " Everyone hates drink because hes a total chode monkey.
4) "She is TERRIBLE at PhotoShop. http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1045234916721823537" I'll guarantee you can't use photoshop or illustrator worth a half a shit.
3) "She puts lame ass posts up about ANYTHING...and obviously noone cares about what she thinks. " See #9.
2) "She writes about dogs...what the fuck? http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1049211741226130883 " In case you don;t have a fucking close, this is an open post where it encourages people to post whatever the damn well they please. The purpose of this site aint supposed to comform everyone. Fuck face.
1) "She hates all things that live!!!!...except herself ofcourse." But I thought she likes hidden, and I'm pretty sure he's not dead. Hell, she probably even likes me, then again I'm not completey inept, like some people :::cough drink_ddt cough::::
Secondly, I hope you choke.
-Bong
Submitted by ninja <tarendar.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-04-22 00:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this shouldnt be under humor because its not funny.........at all
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-21 23:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren is a little hostile, but you are really only reinforcing her place here by giving her so much publicity. Hidden is a good guy, and i did not really know tina, i talked to her a few times, she was very nice, but i hate to say it, it seems like she had some emotional problems. That really wasnt meant as an insult, but she seemed to always put her self down.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:40:16 EDT (#)
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Hmmm..Good points, and I definately hate Loren and am sick of Tina (go die) but...could have been done better. Still in my heart Danny. And dont say "outie".
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"6) She's sexist. She hates all men (except for Hidden) and only listens to the opinions of females and disgards those of males."
Loren, you don't hate me, do you?
"4) She is TERRIBLE at PhotoShop. http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1045234916721823537"
Lnk, you are an asshole. Have you ever even used Photoshop? I bet you couldn't even get the fucking program to install on your computer. Dickwad.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:35:18 EDT (#)
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You know I was going to post some off the wall bullshit about my thoughts on the whole Titinita situation with Drink_DDT and all; That is of course, until I was searching my hard drive for a good song to listen to while I wrote this reply. I came across an old favorite of mine: Even Flow by Pearl Jam. I don't know about you people, but to me everything just seems peachy. Yes I said peachy...
Submitted by Firefighter_Jim (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just another couple 2's because I hate people like beer_bong who give multiple -2's to a post.
Submitted by Firefighter_Jim (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just another couple 2's because I hate people like beer_bong who give multiple -2's to a post.
Submitted by Firefighter_Jim (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:33:45 EDT (#)
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Just another couple 2's because I hate people like beer_bong who give multiple -2's to a post.
Submitted by Firefighter_Jim (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:33:36 EDT (#)
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Just another couple 2's because I hate people like beer_bong who give multiple -2's to a post.
Submitted by Firefighter_Jim (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:26:58 EDT (#)
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Though I dont want to be placed on either side of this fight, I can't disagree with any of the points that he just made.
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
9 and 7 under Tina contradict each other.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:18:42 EDT (#)
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AND
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:18:36 EDT (#)
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SHIT
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
EAT
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
QUIT ALL THE FUCKING HATE POSTS YOU COCK SMOKING, NUT LICKING, ASS INVADING, RODENT FUCKING, FROG LICKING, CHEESE FUCKERS!!!!!
Submitted by Bmaximus (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree Snipa. This list is exceptionally great. +2 for you Ink.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Intriguing..
Some good points.
Definite loss of points for using the word 'outee'.
It's definitely better than the justingrody post.
Could have been done better.
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2003-04-21 21:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fianlly a list I can relate to.