Man Sues Girlfriend Over Fractured Penis (4925 hits)
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Submitted by Munkeypants (View user info) at 2005-05-17 10:48:05 EDT
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/4497111/detail.html
How could I not share this with you fine people?
And for those too lazy to click
Court: Woman Not Responsible For Boyfriend's Injury During Sex
Man Claimed Woman Was Negligent, Caused Fracture
POSTED: 7:58 am EDT May 17, 2005
BOSTON -- A woman isn't legally responsible for injuries her boyfriend suffered while they were having consensual sex more than a decade ago, a state appeals court ruled Monday.
The man, identified only as John Doe in court papers, filed suit against the woman in 1997, claiming she was negligent when she suddenly changed positions, landed awkwardly on him and fractured his penis.
The man underwent emergency surgery in September 1994, "endured a painful and lengthy recovery" and has suffered from sexual dysfunction that hasn't responded to medication or counseling, the appeals court said.
Although the woman may have exposed her boyfriend to "some risk of harm," the three-judge panel said her conduct during the sexual encounter wasn't "wanton or reckless" and can't support a lawsuit.
The man's lawsuit already has been thrown out by judges in Salem District Court and Essex Superior Court.
The appeals court upheld those rulings while noting that its ruling doesn't apply to cases where someone has negligently infected a partner with a sexually transmitted disease.
"There are no comprehensive legal rules to regulate consensual sexual behavior," Justice Joseph Trainor wrote. "In the absence of a consensus of community values or customs defining normal consensual conduct, a jury or judge cannot be expected to resolve a claim that certain consensual sexual conduct is undertaken without reasonable care."
The man's attorney, John Greenwood, said he is likely to appeal Monday's ruling to the state's highest court.
"It's a case that hasn't been seen before in Massachusetts," he said.
Greenwood argued that consensual sex doesn't mean "anything goes. ... The fact that some behavior was agreed to by the parties doesn't mean all behavior was agreed to by the parties."
The District Court judge who threw out the case said he was reluctant to "expand the reach of tort law further into the bedrooms" of Massachusetts. He also noted the Legislature is free to clear up any legal ambiguities by passing a law defining negligent sexual intercourse.
The appeals court's judges ruled against the man on slightly different grounds than the lower courts. They said the woman didn't owe her boyfriend a "duty of reasonable care" during consensual sex. And they didn't find any evidence she knew her conduct was likely to harm him.
"Here, the undisputed facts demonstrate that the defendant did not think about possible injury to the plaintiff when she changed her position," they wrote.
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First of all... some please splain to me how the fuck you fracture a penis.
Does anyone have a diagram as to exactly how this is done?
Second of all... It doesn't say whether they are still together or not.
My guess is no.
User Reviews
Submitted by Twiddle (user info) at 2005-05-28 05:18:23 EDT (#)
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he should have broken her clit..............................if he coulda found it!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-28 04:57:37 EDT (#)
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Dammit, I clicked and it was right there! Darn you, munkey...
Yeah, a fracture? I think not.
And I think we've all done the ever so excited "coyote into the brick wall." It's not pleasant for the woman, either. How stupid is this man?
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-05-28 04:00:55 EDT (#)
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yes!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-27 16:02:31 EDT (#)
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Should it be the woman suing the guy for his broken penis...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-05-27 15:43:33 EDT (#)
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Have a +2 for being the first kind soul to rate my Antidote Bear installment today!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-05-18 08:25:14 EDT (#)
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Heard about this on the radio already yesterday morning.
There's no "bone" in a penis, although I suppose it would be possible to sprain a muscle, or tear a tube, or something if bent quickly while erect. Especially if it's a 220lb. woman on top.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-05-17 18:23:08 EDT (#)
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Sueing people is for pussies. I'd throw the bitch such a thrashing...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-17 18:17:59 EDT (#)
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Uh.. no I haven't phuzzy...
care to explain? Or better yet, show me?
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:03:59 (#)
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You've never heard of 'Reverse Warthog'? That's power, right there.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:58:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-17 14:36:49 (#)
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Ladies, here are some little known facts about the Penis that you should know:
The penis is 60% brain, 30% bone, 5% protien and 5% Ding Dong filling (Hence the rather unfortunate nick name)
The penis is typically flacid but the bone becomes harder when exposed to moisture.
The penis of a heterosexual man will self destruct if it comes into direct contact with another penis.
This is called the "Shlongy" effect.
Peni prefer warm moist climates and are generally nomadic.
The average Penis can grow up to 18 feet in length and is bullet proof.
The average Penis tastes like a fine Shiraz.
Peni are immune to everything but the following things:
Bitching.
Femine Hygiene Products.
Other Peni
Kryptonite
Chick Flicks
Babies.
Hope this helped to clear things up a little.
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+2 for that, that was gold.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:42:34 EDT (#)
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...The "Shlongy Effect"...hehhehheh
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-17 15:03:05 EDT (#)
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what a coincidence! I like Shiraz too!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-17 14:36:49 EDT (#)
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Ladies, here are some little known facts about the Penis that you should know:
The penis is 60% brain, 30% bone, 5% protien and 5% Ding Dong filling (Hence the rather unfortunate nick name)
The penis is typically flacid but the bone becomes harder when exposed to moisture.
The penis of a heterosexual man will self destruct if it comes into direct contact with another penis.
This is called the "Shlongy" effect.
Peni prefer warm moist climates and are generally nomadic.
The average Penis can grow up to 18 feet in length and is bullet proof.
The average Penis tastes like a fine Shiraz.
Peni are immune to everything but the following things:
Bitching.
Femine Hygiene Products.
Other Peni
Kryptonite
Chick Flicks
Babies.
Hope this helped to clear things up a little.
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:22:23 EDT (#)
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ahhh damn it. Oh I want to just hold myself after that... ahhh that's better.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:02:17 EDT (#)
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Because, when I'm having sex, my first thought is total safety. I always bear in mind that I could break my partner's cock...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:03:09 EDT (#)
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And Hollywood immortalised the winkie snap in that movie with guy from Road Trip.
(I'm such a fountain of important knowledge, I could just plutz.)
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:01:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:35:45 (#)
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FS, Yeah. That's the word I received back when I e-mailed the company.
I told them they were fucking stupid.
If they made 100 boxes and sold them on ebay I bet each box would go for $54657.
Those things were that damn good.
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When I was a kid, my mom made her own pudding pops for us. You can still get popsicle molds at the grocery store... they're like a giant ice-cube tray, with lids that go on it with the sticks attached... just make some pudding and put it in the mold and freeze it. voila! Pudding pops forever!
It isn't even that hard.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:57:52 EDT (#)
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I had a friend who this happened to. His girlfriend was REALLY REALLY drunk and going at it on top.
She came up too far, but came back down with similar force. He was crying, literally.
We still tease him about that shit.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:49:57 EDT (#)
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Mick
http://www.emedicine.com/med/topic3415.htm
Penile fracture is the traumatic rupture of the corpus cavernosum. Traumatic rupture of the penis is relatively uncommon and is considered a urologic emergency.
Sudden blunt trauma or abrupt lateral bending of the penis in an erect state can break the markedly thinned and stiff tunica albuginea, resulting in a fractured penis. One or both corpora may be involved, and concomitant injury to the penile urethra may occur. Urethral trauma is more common when both corpora cavernosa are injured.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:42:43 EDT (#)
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Ouch, babe.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:37:39 EDT (#)
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Munkey how many times have I told you need to tuck and roll not tuck and twist.
I needed an ice pack for a month after that.
Silly girl who breaks man parts.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:37:18 EDT (#)
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I would've retaliated:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64927
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:35:45 EDT (#)
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FS, Yeah. That's the word I received back when I e-mailed the company.
I told them they were fucking stupid.
If they made 100 boxes and sold them on ebay I bet each box would go for $54657.
Those things were that damn good.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you are not aware by now, I am not a doctor. But technically, I do not believe it is possible to fracture a penis. Although having a 120lb woman slam down on an erect penis could certainly cause permanent damage.
This story should reinforce the safety and benefits of blow jobs.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:29:52 EDT (#)
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did you know that they discontinued jello pudding pops?
I e-mailed Kraft and they said it was due to
"low consumer interest"
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Yeah, smart move KRAFT. Fucking assholes. I'm boycotting them now, except for EasyMac.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:25:40 EDT (#)
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good times that turn to bad times...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:22:34 EDT (#)
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oh dear
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:18:56 EDT (#)
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i'm curious what postions they were in. i assume it was her on top.
MISSIONARY 4 LIFE!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:18:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:14:30 (#)
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I can't believe nobody else said it, so I will.
There's just no justice in the Penal system.
harhar
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:14:30 EDT (#)
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I can't believe nobody else said it, so I will.
There's just no justice in the Penal system.
harhar
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:12:00 EDT (#)
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Some cases should just never make it to court...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:06:18 EDT (#)
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"The District Court judge who threw out the case said he was reluctant to "expand the reach of tort law further into the bedrooms" of Massachusetts. He also noted the Legislature is free to clear up any legal ambiguities by passing a law defining negligent sexual intercourse."
(picture this interjection as spoken by Jon Stewart)
"Speaker of the House Salvatore DiMasi has said that the Legislature will push for a bill that defines negligent sexual intercourse as anything that rates more than a 6 of 10 in the Cosmo magazine Monthly Kama Sutra"
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:04:36 EDT (#)
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FRACTURED BALLSACK
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:03:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:58:39 (#)
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He's probably just bitter that he didn't get off that night =( And it's kind of scary that women have that power to destroy between their legs. I mean really, what can guys do besides donkey punch or pull the 'ol "WHOOPS!" routine?
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You've never heard of 'Reverse Warthog'? That's power, right there.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:03:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:58:24 (#)
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Perfect example of people rating the poster and not the post, if it were someone else you would all be hollering about a link post (in this case a link post with the extra effort of a copy paste)
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first of all, if you were as rocking as Miss Pants over here, you'd understand.
Second, this was funny. I hadn't seen it before and I thanking her for the laugh she gave me.
Third, grow up, bitch. Who cares?
Fourth, perhaps you need to get out and make some friends.
Fifth, blow me.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:02:21 EDT (#)
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Owwww. Leave the tricks and acrobatics to the professionals, ladies. And if you are a professional or highly ranked amateur, my number is..... nevermind....
The question I have is this: did she leave him because he has a broken peener or because he is filing a law suit.
Would she feel guilty enough to stay with him because she broke it had he not sought legal action?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-17 11:02:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:55:48 (#)
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.......
That said, it's hard to do it on purpose.. it generally has to be an accident, because it hurts the female quite a lot, too, when his penis hits that bit just under the entrance and oh rip tear ow.
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Is it wrong that this turned me on a little?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:58:39 EDT (#)
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He's probably just bitter that he didn't get off that night =( And it's kind of scary that women have that power to destroy between their legs. I mean really, what can guys do besides donkey punch or pull the 'ol "WHOOPS!" routine?
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:58:24 EDT (#)
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Perfect example of people rating the poster and not the post, if it were someone else you would all be hollering about a link post (in this case a link post with the extra effort of a copy paste)
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:55:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:51:54 (#)
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I saw this on Fark.com and almost died laughing. The suit has been thrown out of 3 different courts and he's still trying.
WHAT
A
TOOL
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a broken tool =P
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:55:48 EDT (#)
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Okay. I've done it to a guy, and it's horrible and painful and not even a little bit funny, no really, it's not, what laughing, I was clearing my throat, and here is how it happens:
A man's penis is riddled with these tiny blood vessels that swell when he's aroused, making the penis erect.
When bent the wrong way, these blood vessels break.
Dramatically.
We're talking, he has a black and blue dick for a while. And there's pain. Lots of pain.
That said, it's hard to do it on purpose.. it generally has to be an accident, because it hurts the female quite a lot, too, when his penis hits that bit just under the entrance and oh rip tear ow.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:55:38 EDT (#)
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I saw this on Sex With Sue one night and I will impart my wisdom to you, what happens when a man is 'erect', the penis can be damaged if it is bent hard enough to pop the blood vessels. Apparently this is fuckng painful and can be VERY dangerous if not delt with immediatley, internal bleeding and all that nonsense. I also heard that it can turn black and actually fall off but that is probably a bunch of BS.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:54:39 EDT (#)
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sucks to be him. Sounds like he is lacking a little well earned respect in the neighborhood.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:54:36 EDT (#)
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HA
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:54:33 EDT (#)
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http://arthritis-symptom.com/fracture/penis-fracture.htm
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:53:53 EDT (#)
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you fracture a penis the same way as you fracture anyother cartelagenous body part.
that sucks
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:53:30 EDT (#)
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Broken Wiener....man, that sucks.
Submitted by Williams_2004 (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:53:28 EDT (#)
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Its easy to fracture or breake a pennis. All the women needs to do is to clench as hard as she can and dive or move quickly to one side, this will result in a fractured or broken pennis.
But you can unbreake a pennis or so to speak, all you need to do is grip the bell end of the pennis and yank has hard has you possibly can, ofcourse this will hurt like a bitch, but trust me it works.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:53:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:52:32 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR BROKEN PEENER!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:51:54 EDT (#)
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I saw this on Fark.com and almost died laughing. The suit has been thrown out of 3 different courts and he's still trying.
WHAT
A
TOOL
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:49:53 EDT (#)
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ya know, at least he got laid!!! some of us are starving over here!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:49:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-17 09:12:08 (#)
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+2 'cause it's my berfday!
I'm 22 bitch!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66440