Mizperfect76: I owe you guys an explaination (2598 hits)
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Submitted by Ashlee (View user info) at 2005-05-17 12:38:02 EDT
So, last Saturday, I was having dinner with my mom. I got a call from my best friend telling me to come home RIGHT NOW. I drove the fifteen minutes, only to be met by her running out the door, practically snatching me out of my car and shoving me into hers, and off we go to the house of her not-quite boyfriend. We fire up a blunt and start talking. Somehow or another, the decision was made that we were going to Cocoa Beach, where said best friend has use of an apartment.
We had a great time. We got some sun, got fucked up, met a few hotties, made some new friends, just plain enjoyed our break from the toils of normal life. The drive home on Monday night was great, we were all wiped but totally relaxed from the mini-vacation. Then, when I got home, I naturally immediately checked Uber because I have no life.
And there it was. The literary genius of Nancy Bates. (http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=18829) I knew she knew of the site, because of her remarks on two of my posts, but I figured that maybe she'd just leave it at that. Lord, but I should have known better. And now I have to explain.
Some of you may remember this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/16293 , which is basically a little glimpse into my tumultuous life with (and without) my husband. It mentions that he slept with another woman during a time when we were separated, and speaks of my (stupid) decision to forgive him and try to heal our relationship. What it doesn't mention is the fact that the other woman is a raging psychopath, now known to you as mizperfect76. I never gave too much of the backstory because it was, at the time, pretty much irrelevant, but she decided to bring it out, so it seems I'm somewhat obligated to offer an explanation.
Nancy is a nutjob. After I found out about dear Shawn's transgression, she decided that she didn't like losing. She would instant message him with comments about how he "knew how things with Ashlee would turn out" and other such things. She called him and he hung up on her, so she started harassing me. I won the battle back then, and she moved away. I forgot about her, moved on, lived my life. I thought she was doing the same.
Then, as the story in the previously linked post notes, Shawn took off again. I was upset, but for the first time I didn't feel like I wanted to die, and I knew I would be okay. Being in a small town, word got around pretty fast. Nancy messaged me a couple of times, acting all nice, and then disappeared again. I kind of brushed it off, and by the time Shawn and I reconciled (again), I had forgotten all about it. We were working hard to fix our relationship, and I had bigger things on my mind than her (not much bigger though, because that'd be hard. She's a big girl.).
And then, I got pregnant. Once again, word got back to her (always through her best friend, Kat, who I also hate), and I got a nasty little note from her. I replied, letting her know that Shawn and I were happy and wanted nothing to do with her, and never heard anything back from her after that.
Well, as you know, I lost the baby in September. Had that not happened, I would have given birth on or around April 10th, 2005. On April 16th, I got yet another message from Nancy. Something about a cheating husband and a bastard baby... Well, seeing as how every guy she's ever been with has cheated on her and her child's father wants nothing to do with her unless he needs someone to babysit one of his kids by another woman, she'd know something about that now wouldn't she? Anyway, I told her that I had kicked Shawn out and if she wanted a shot at my leftovers again, she was more than welcome to him. (I would post the entire archive, but I'm not home right now and thus cannot access it.) She kept on, making up a bunch of bullshit, and getting verbally owned each time. Her favorite tactic was to remind me of the death of my father and the loss of my baby, both things that I have long come to terms with. While I was just rolling my eyes and spending a few seconds destroying each new attack she tried, she was evidently getting quite upset. This went on for awhile before she mentioned reading some of my posts here, which made me realize she was in fact stalking me.
And then I'm not sure what happened. Apparently, she got it in her head that she could somehow upset or embarrass me by making an appearance here, show you what I "really" look like by posting a picture which not only had already been posted by me ages ago, but was taken 4 years or so ago at a Halloween party, and who knows what else. The only thing I know is that she showed up here, and for that, I now have to do what Nancy's mother should have done 20something years ago.
Everyone, I apologize for Nancy Bates. Please, forgive me. It was an accident.
User Reviews
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-08-12 21:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
:) It's okay. These are what Shotguns were made for.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-07-30 15:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jebus you should have dropped him the first time
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-27 15:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Bates" -- such an appropriate name for a psycho.
I hate bitches like her.
You should post her email so the whackos of Uber can bombard her with hate. They'll use any excuse, they're like a pack of hungry wolves.
Good times.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-21 09:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Love is a fate worse than Death."
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-20 19:34:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:27:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
This "Shawn" seems like "quite the catch".
I'd go after him again, if I were you. But thats only if I were you.
Good grief, this is fucking pathetic.
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What he said.
Why are so many chicks so fucking stupid? Get some self-esteem and move up the goddamn food chain.
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ugly guys need love too, you know
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-19 03:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
liegencunt?
Was bedeutet das?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone found babelfish.....
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Submitted by mizperfect76 (user info) at 2005-05-18 21:43:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
for the uncultured or stupid it's german and quite fun to screw with language changes. look it up and learn something.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:46:17 EDT (#)
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ITS YOU
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-18 23:27:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:47:42 (#)
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And also I apologize for my apparant inability to spell "explanation" properly.
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What about "apparent"?
Submitted by mizperfect76 (user info) at 2005-05-18 21:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for the uncultured or stupid it's german and quite fun to screw with language changes. look it up and learn something.
ashlee ist ein liegencunt, der ihr Tatsachen strat. erhalten muß, das, sie eine Dirne ist, die alle Sie uber sluts glauben läßt, was sie Sie für die Aufzeichnung glauben wünscht sie diesen Bullshit begann. denken Sie so, was Sie wünschen. I, zwei Häuser zu besitzen haben einen Grad im physcology und in zwei beatiful Töchtern, hat ashlee einen Raum an ihrer Mamma und arbeitet für Outback, angegangen erhalten real.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-18 14:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Although there must be two sides to this story, it is striking how hard it is to sympathise with "mizperfect76" when she insists on acting like a stupid illiterate cunt. Picking a fight with somebody on what is effectively their turf is stupid enough, but this woman has excelled herself.
I see a Darwin Award in her future.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-05-18 10:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mizperfect76 is cracking me up.
No apology needed! She's prooved she's her own .... um...'woman'. It's not your fault that she's so insanely jealous of you that she feels the need to ruin your image with a load of people you're unlikely to ever meet.
I vote we keep her around and relentlessly pick at her already frayed self image...
OH MY GOD - can Mizpiggy76 come to the next Ubercon?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-18 10:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:51:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah you look cool in the halloween picture. she sounds like a loser, and you are well shot of the boy. i suggest we laugh at her till she goes away.
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Ditto. She's the loser.
Sorry about April 10th my girl.
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2005-05-18 09:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mizperfect76 (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:40:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
<snip>
do something with your life i sure as hell did.
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You sure as hell did!!!
The small (relative term) glimpse of your life we've seen here absolutely SCREAMS achievement!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-05-18 09:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can almost picture the trailer park you all live in.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-05-18 08:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so both of you met in the same special needs class ?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-05-18 07:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You win, Ashlee. She's a waste of space.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-05-18 00:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For a plane ticket, and some monetary value to be discussed prior to someone I know (named me) getting on the plane, this can all be taken care of.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-17 22:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow what drama, why dont you chicks just duke it out? Chicks fighting is always hot.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-17 21:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you Ashlee.
Let's fuck and have lots of abortions together.
Submitted by Rasta (user info) at 2005-05-17 21:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy cow. Ok enough of the jerry springer stuff, there is way too much in these backwoods little towns.
I live in Cocoa Beach!! Come by and burn one babe.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-17 21:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe if Ashlee blows me I'll be able to make a final determination on who's in the right - well, I am - and who's in the wrong...and who's in the trailer with the 12 pack of Milwaukee's Best.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-05-17 20:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I
Don't
Care
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-05-17 20:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-17 19:12:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmmmm, I'm not sure there's really a "winner" here, Toots.
Let's just say you're LESS of a loser, although, by how much is still up for debate.
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Somehow I agree with Shlongy. I think the end of the world is nigh.
That being said, please take your bitchfest off Uber and onto some weird TV show, like People's Court or Jerry Springer (no distinction between those two shows except that there's no violence; on both, everyone has shitty reasons for being angry and the host doesn't look like his/her proper gender). Even I've gotten tired of it, and I'm one of those people who ruins a mediocre joke by repeating it.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-17 20:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-17 19:12:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmmmm, I'm not sure there's really a "winner" here, Toots.
Let's just say you're LESS of a loser, although, by how much is still up for debate.
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Again, what he said.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-17 19:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Our new slogan should be 'Ubersite: Helping people both create and solve real-life problems since 1999'.
I guess we're all just magnets for drama...
...now if we can only get rid of the flies...I mean 'files'... Well, them too.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-17 19:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, my mistake - that last one was supposed to say "with mystiamoon".
But you get the idea.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-17 19:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
20 bucks says shes either:
A. Related to Mystiamoon
B. Is good friends with Mystiamoon
C. Has shared a grilled squirrel or two over a garbage can fire in the trailer park community pit.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-17 19:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear mizfatso,
We all hate you, all 18000+ people of ubersite have decided you look like a tub of cum wrapped in shit. Not all of us like ashlee but we sure as hell all think you're a fat piece of shit. Do us all a favor and take this back to the trailor park. I don't care how many guys ashlee banged, I don't care if you stole her loser husband. What I do care about is how fucking dumb you are, everytime I see a reply or "post" from you, I get dumber.
This is the internet and there are only room for internet fights, take your real fight to the real world, cow.
Love,
Brendan
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-17 19:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I kicked the guy in question out and am now single with a cool job and lots of prospects, jetting off to Cocoa Beach or somesuch whenever the mood strikes. As for her, well, you SAW her picture, and she has nothing better to do with her time than stalk me on teh intraweb.
I think I'll go get high while I consider this dilemma. You figure it out for me then let me know what you decided, okay?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-17 19:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmmmm, I'm not sure there's really a "winner" here, Toots.
Let's just say you're LESS of a loser, although, by how much is still up for debate.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-17 19:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And PSS You ARE a big girl, I HAVE seen you, that's why I said it. I also know from unimpeachable sources that you ARE a whore, which is why I said that. So you know some of the scum I've slept with, huh? Well, you know I slept with Shawn, and that's about ALL you know so... yeah.
God, you make this so fucking easy. Why don't you just... you know... get over it?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-17 18:52:56 EDT (#)
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OH PS I didn't really leave out that much, except some stuff that would make you look even worse, so really you should be thanking me for that. But just so you know, Shawn also thinks you're a fat white trash whore.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-17 18:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you mad because I won again, Nancy? Well, there's a way for you to stop looking stupid. Are you ready for it?
LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU PATHETIC, OBSESSIVE, PSYCHOSTALKERBITCHCUNTSLORETWATWHITETRASHSKANK.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-17 18:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Danke fraulien.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-05-17 18:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mizperfect76 (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:40:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
___________________________
How surprising.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-17 18:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Rad.. that was great.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-17 18:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:51:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey... can someone help me back my wagon into the circle? I seem to have lost my rearview mirror somewhere...
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frickin women drivers...
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-05-17 18:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
some days i wonder why i
joined this site.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey... can someone help me back my wagon into the circle? I seem to have lost my rearview mirror somewhere...
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:03:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
We must circle the wagons and keep firing until we're out of ammo.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"But I luvvvvv heeem, Jerry."
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:27:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
This "Shawn" seems like "quite the catch".
I'd go after him again, if I were you. But thats only if I were you.
Good grief, this is fucking pathetic.
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What he said.
Why are so many chicks so fucking stupid? Get some self-esteem and move up the goddamn food chain.
Submitted by iamasmallgoat (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to give you a two, based off of the mizperfect comment below. Is she 4 or 5 now? If she is any older than that, she needs to pick up a phonics book and/or some typing lessons because it took me some time and a couple headaches to decipher what the hell she was trying to say.
DEATH TO THE FAT CHICK!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My my mizbitch, you are quite the annoying rancid cunt, aren't you.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm fairly sure I would still like to watch you whimper as I fucked you with a severed horse cock.
Submitted by mizperfect76 (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ashlee you have left out so much of the story it's sad but let these people believev what they want, you and i and shawn know the truth, and always with the whore slut and big girl jokes. if you saw me you sure as hell wouldn't say big girl. as for slut and whore i know so of the scum you've slept with, you have no idea who i have. but again good attempt with the fake pregnancy thing again.do something with your life i sure as hell did.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I have her screen name? I LOVE damaged goods.
You'll get a one night stand out of them 90% of the time.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a fucking bitch.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-17 15:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
too many Jethroes
Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-05-17 15:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that Scott (or whatever his name is) in that first pic she posted of herself? Cuz seriously girl, youre better than that. Love is crazy sometimes, but you are probably better off, and at least you KNOW you have more friends here than she has in her life.
Plus, youre hot. What you doing later? ;-)
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-05-17 15:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks.
And the pic at the end of the first post...you're a cutie. She's...well...not so much.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-17 14:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a fucking nut job, hey, I know some people, get me an address and we will see what we can do about this little 'situation'
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-05-17 14:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because we all love you and the skank can fuck off.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-05-17 14:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some people jeezz.........
Tell her to get a life!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let us know when the Springer episode airs.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah you look cool in the halloween picture. she sounds like a loser, and you are well shot of the boy. i suggest we laugh at her till she goes away.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No one cares.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh
My
Gaw!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality Drama...good luck with all that
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're obviously a mess - re: let's keep taking Bily Bob from the trailer park back because "I luvvvv heeeiiim" - but your adversary is a real piece of shit. She takes trash to an all new level.
I'll just have to keep on praying that this UberDrama makes a Springer or Maury appearance.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, I tried emailing you but it bounced.
It said something along the lines of:
I've been irrationally bitchy to you, and you've always taken the high road, and I gotta give you some props for that.
(that halloween picture looks good, so I'm not sure what she was hoping to accomplish?)
Anyway, Rock on girl.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This "Shawn" seems like "quite the catch".
I'd go after him again, if I were you. But thats only if I were you.
Good grief, this is fucking pathetic.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fun.
Don't worry Ashlee, the national weather service predicts another really bad hurricane season this year, so when you hear on the news a story about a beached whale, I guess you have reason to celebrate.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yay for Uberdrama
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh.
Didn't really bother me, I found it funny.
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crazy Bitches...
...I love 'em =)
You said she was a big girl?? =)
just how big? (YUMYUM) =)
=P
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:05:38 EDT (#)
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and by reamains i mean remains.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so another random skank shows up and wants to start more soap opera drama on uber. I must kill her, eat her reamains, and shit them on her loved ones. You know, just to set an example.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im sure there are some uber-ers out there who would take care of her once and for all for you...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We must circle the wagons and keep firing until we're out of ammo.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mizperfect76? Never heard of her.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:01:25 EDT (#)
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http://wiredsafety.org/cyberstalking_harassment/us_states/florida.html
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well lookit that. Goddamn, it seems I'm a bit off my game today...
In my defense, I'm not at home right now, so I lose the familiar keyboard advantage.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:57:10 EDT (#)
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Don't apologize for a spelling error if you are just going to make another error in the apology
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if this is shenanigans, you'd should get a trophy for it.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You haven't missed much, Dookers. There's a nutter trying to embarrass Ashlee by posting old pictures of her with cryptic one-line text.
Thanks for helping with the confusion. I myself prefer explainations to the regular old garden variety explanations. I find the extra "i" helps me to understand them better.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK... who wants to see my balls?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66469
(obligitory linkwhore +2 included)
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadooken, she made a couple of posts over the weekend, and a few people wanted to know what the hell was going on.
Munkey - and that comment is one of many reasons that I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:49:37 EDT (#)
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has he R-U-N-O-F-T again?
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:48:35 EDT (#)
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who? i guess i havent been paying attention.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:48:32 EDT (#)
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Mud wrestle her... and video it...then post it here.
or something like that.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:47:42 EDT (#)
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And also I apologize for my apparant inability to spell "explanation" properly.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kill her.
We won't tell.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-17 12:45:00 EDT (#)
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Uhm, thanks... but you didn't owe me anything.
Can I see you "cans" now ??


