Übersite: Celebrating Segregation Since November 11, 1999 (822 hits)
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Rating: 0.59 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Black Panther Ray (View user info) at 2005-05-17 13:45:48 EDT
Hello to all you pink-skinned Registered Users of Übersite. It's me again, Black Panther Ray, here to tell you cracker-ass crackers more about me and my failed plight to register at your beloved Übersite. Once again, I am using Tom Sorrell's log-in to speak to you. Tom is a very helpful young whitey, and it's amazing what flashing the blade of my knife will accomplish. For instance, as of right now, he's tied up in his bathroom with a ball gag in his mouth and a chicken hat on his head and he did it all by himself. All I had to do was pick the lock of his apartment door and pull out my nine inch steel beauty and he was ready to go, hands in the air, walking to the bathroom.
You see, I am serious about registering at Übersite, and if Grand Wizard Cilfone doesn't grant my request by the end of the week, many of you will feel the brunt of my wrath. On Sunday, if I am still locked out of this whites-only website, I'm going to kill the Chinese man residing in Mr. Sorrell's walk-in closet and mail his soiled underwear to Method. For each day the segregation continues after that, I will mail one of the Chinese man's fingers to selected Über-users across the globe. When I run out of fingers, I'll use toes, then eyeballs, then ears, and finally testicles until GW Cilfone succumbs to my wishes and allows me full access to the site.
This is not a joke, I have killed before to accomplish my goals. A few months ago, I wanted to go skiing in Aspen but those piggish swine wanted to charge me 95.00 for a lift ticket. 95 dollars? Ye God! That's atrocious and I refused to bear it. What did I do to rectify the situation? Well, let's just say Mr. Sorrell's favorite author and main influence felt the sharp pain of my vengence when I plunged the blade of my knife deep into his ear. Suicide my ass, that was a cover-up. I murdered that crazy bastard with my own two hands, then drank his blood and called the ski resort to inform them of what I had done. I haven't paid for a lift ticket since.
Perhaps you're familiar with John F. Kennedy? All I wanted was Marylin Monroe's home phone number, but that cracker turned me down cold. To get even, I blasted his ass with my nine, then took out his brother a few months later. I'm telling you, Black Panther Ray doesn't mess around.
You know who else messed with Black Panter Ray? Jesus. I trust you all know what happened to him.
As you can see, a little murder goes a long way, but it doesn't have to be like that. I want us to get along, Übersite, but you're not helping me. What I want is to bring diversity and cultural understanding to you white people. Help me help you, Über. Help me help you.
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-05-18 08:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heh.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-05-18 08:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
All I had to do was pick the lock of his apartment door and pull out my nine inch steel beauty and he was ready to go, hands in the air, walking to the bathroom.
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Got pics?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-17 22:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
blackity black
GO PISTONS WOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-17 15:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHENANIGANS, NEGROES DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SKI
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-17 14:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's difficult to be myself when Bart Bart won't send me a confirmation e-mail.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-05-17 14:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny, but no Jewtoast.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-17 14:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Niggardly Nigger, niggerin things all up like this..........
nigger
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-17 14:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sorry, I just have a hard time believing that an African American such as yourself would have any desire to be a part of Uber.
Here's a site you might find a bit more to your liking:
http://www.jewwatch.com
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-17 14:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-17 14:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stick it to The Man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What's your thoughts on "lynchings", bro?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That being said, I'm just glad there aren't any real coons on this site.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well.. I love Tom, and don't want him dead.. so I'll plus 2 in support
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:54:04 (#)
Ranking: -1
This alter could be interesting if done right.
But the only alter I've ever seen done right is Michael Jackson, so the odds are against it.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lame. I was just thinking yesterday that the last ground not colonized by alters is militant niggers and flaming faggots.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:54:04 (#)
Ranking: -1
This alter could be interesting if done right.
But the only alter I've ever seen done right is Michael Jackson, so the odds are against it.
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hey, what the hell was wrong with Jewtoast, fucker?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you, darky.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This alter could be interesting if done right.
But the only alter I've ever seen done right is Michael Jackson, so the odds are against it.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i like pinkies.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmm....soiled underwear.
I can add it to the pile that bug-eyed whore Mystiamoon has already sent me.
I TOLD YOU BITCH, STOP CALLING ME, I WAS NICE ENOUGH TO JERK OFF TO YOUR VOICE ON THE PHONE ONCE SINCE YOU BEGGED ME, I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN.
Some people just can't take a hint.
White power.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-17 13:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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