Me and MY REAL Girlfriend. Opening the Door for Potshots... (1706 hits)
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Submitted by Zod (View user info) at 2005-05-17 16:16:43 EDT
This is me and my girlfriends dismembered heads frolicking around the surface of Mars. Yeah, I know she's a little old, but I still love her! Oh, and apparently when you're on Mars, the color becomes completely drained from your body. True story. I hope you guys don't pick on me too much! ONE LOVE!
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-06-16 12:11:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:59:31 (#)
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Steve, I still wanna bang you, and I'm straight as an arrow.
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haaaaaahahahahahhaha...
Steve, I haven't talked to you since.... what? new years?
sacriledge.
i NEED MY ZOMBIE BOOK BACK
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:38:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:13:32 (#)
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Shes hot but please dont post pics of her bewbies.
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AH-HA-HA-HA!!!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:13:32 EDT (#)
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Shes hot but please dont post pics of her bewbies.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-17 21:16:39 EDT (#)
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Wow! What a nice-looking lady.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-17 20:45:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-17 19:18:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:22:26 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:30:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hunk
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:30:57 (#)
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Hunk
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:21:36 EDT (#)
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Hahaha...there's ANOTHER person i've missed.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:19:42 EDT (#)
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Why did you two bury yourselves in sand?
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:18:28 EDT (#)
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I guess an arrow could bend...
But let me assure you all. Both my arrow AND Methods are both straight, stong and long. At least thats what i've been TOLD about Methods. It's...it's not like i've seen it or anything. (Only in my dreams)
And thanks to everyone, man and woman alike, who keeps telling me i'm hot. Without the constant anonymous reassurance I recieve from this site, my life would be an empty, meaningless hole in which people would toss their lost dreams and shattered hopes.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:13:43 EDT (#)
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Not too sure about the lil princess, but she's getting there.
June 9th is just around the corner.
And yes, some arrows are bent.
I MEAN....WHAT?
(think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts)
Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:13:27 EDT (#)
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the kind where the wood gets warped and not straight anymore.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:11:31 EDT (#)
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You are wayyyyy too hot to be living on Mars........
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:11:22 EDT (#)
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what the fuck kind of arrows have you seen, robin hood?
And soon man, soon. June 9th...its coming fast. Is Val 21 yet? We all need to chill once and for all.
Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:09:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:59:31 (#)
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Steve, I still wanna bang you, and I'm straight as an arrow.
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are'nt some arrows bent?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:04:41 EDT (#)
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Not too shabby. Working, enjoying life, smackin bitches up, the usual.
For God's sakes man, turn 21 so we can go whore it up in the city already.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2005-05-17 17:02:13 EDT (#)
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George man, its been too long. How you been?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:59:31 EDT (#)
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Steve, I still wanna bang you, and I'm straight as an arrow.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:58:31 EDT (#)
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I'll take the dude on your left.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:53:09 EDT (#)
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sweet jebus christmas... you are one hot looking stud.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:48:31 EDT (#)
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Damn Uber, it's been so long....i've missed you so.
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:40:06 EDT (#)
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Grandma?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:38:17 EDT (#)
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My muse says "Thanks. Now I can take the day off."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66488
Submitted by runswithscissors (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:37:10 EDT (#)
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All I can say is, if I am ever arrested, I hope I am as pleased with the crime
I just committed as you seem to be......
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:30:57 EDT (#)
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Hunk
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:25:44 EDT (#)
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blimey
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:23:40 EDT (#)
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What did you get arrested for, excessive hotness?
Damn I'm funny
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:23:01 EDT (#)
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Where's the fucking rover?
Damn sceintists, you build 'em something and they fucking lose it.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:20:34 EDT (#)
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She's way too good for you....shorty.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:20:04 EDT (#)
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HOT