Calculus, Edit (502 hits)
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Submitted by Joe Schmo (View user info) at 2005-05-17 23:59:30 EDT
I wonder just how much Uber know about the vast subject called calculus. Lets see who can get these right:
1: Jack is driving a car on a highway at 100mph. Jill walks onto the highway .4 miles ahead of Jack. Jack sees this and at first decides to just run Jill over, so he accelerates and attains a speed of 125mph in 4 seconds. Then his humanity kicks in and he slams on the brake, constantly decelerating so that he has a speed of 80 mph, 4 seconds later. Will Jill be splattered across Jack's car?
2: Sideburns has been preparing his revenge on Person L, and finally decides to carry it out. He finds Person L entering a small apartment on the 5th floor of an apartment building. Sideburns takes the gas can he has been holding and covers the door to the apartment in gas. After that, he lights it on fire. The fire trucks soon arrive, and swing their 25ft crane to the apartment that Person L is in. Person L climbs out the window and onto the crane. However, the truck's brakes fail and it begins moving forward at a speed of 10 feet per second due to the combined weight of the crane and its passengers.
A) How fast is Person L falling when he is 7ft above the ground?
B) If Person L had a woman with him, who also crawled onto the crane and added 4 feet per second to the truck's initial speed, how fast are Person L and the woman going when they are 7ft above the ground?
3: In 20 years, Carl is killed by a heart attack. His family decides to pool their funds and pay for the freezing of his body in hopes that he can be revived some day. However, due to certain circumstances, his -100° body was taken out of the freezer and put into a 70° room. Three hours later, his body was 60°.
A) What was his body's temperature after an hour?
B) When did his body's temperature reach 0°?
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-18 14:39:26 EDT (#)
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You could solve all these problems without using any calculus. It doesn't get much more trivial than this.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-18 10:17:46 EDT (#)
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Fuck this. I was on functional grade maths in matric.
Submitted by stevetherugbyman (user info) at 2005-05-18 09:58:44 EDT (#)
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this is more like physics than calc
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-18 08:23:00 EDT (#)
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Do your own homework. I didn't take 4 years of Calculus just to have to do it again.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-18 07:17:51 EDT (#)
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I passed my Maths and Physics degree years ago. So i don't need to think about GCSE shite anymore.
Submitted by J4M3S (user info) at 2005-05-18 06:51:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-18 04:40:20 EDT (#)
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Lame. And anyone who says calculus is hard is obviously not as smart as me. So eat my shit, faggots.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-18 01:14:58 EDT (#)
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Calculus is the bane of my existence.
It pisses me off to no end that I can't understand that shit.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-18 00:58:19 EDT (#)
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#3 aprox 47
aprox 2 hours
"aprox" cause my hook....callg.......
friend just arrived.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-18 00:37:28 EDT (#)
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#1 yes
#2 Velocity = V= sqrt(2gh)
Time = T = sqrt (2h/g)
40mph
#3 I'm not done yet
Who's Joedaddy?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-18 00:30:10 EDT (#)
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C
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-18 00:15:18 EDT (#)
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The answer is always 7.
Submitted by GaidinCanuck (user info) at 2005-05-18 00:02:30 EDT (#)
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