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Eating a cracker off an erect penis (915 hits)

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Rating: 0.45 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by matt maiorano (View user info) at 2005-05-19 00:20:22 EDT




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Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-06-19 03:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

impressive, a herpe that not only looks pretty but can talk.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-19 03:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I want to eat a penguin.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-16 20:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@h@h@h@h@h@h@h@h@h@

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-19 11:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's official: You're gay.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I knew that couldn't possibly be the real Matt Maiorano. Hey may have kissed a guy, but I don't think he's stooped as low as posting cocks yet.

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow. Poor little guy...

Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

WTF???

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needle dick?

Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2005-05-19 09:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hehe

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-19 08:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

no dicks...dick.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-05-19 08:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH! AUGH!

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-19 07:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHA I looked at this at work and didn't notice the cock! Oh fuck, I think people were walking by my screen at that time.

HAR HAR HAR

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-19 07:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

banned, for several reasons.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-19 01:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

OH JESUS H. BLOODY CHRIST! AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
I can't believe I'm giving a +1 to anything with a picture of a penis in it.

Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-05-19 01:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i saw that on rotten.com years ago.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-19 01:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

talons auto +2 (didn't see 'em. I was blinded...)

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-05-19 01:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Those talons turn me on....

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-19 01:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*POP*

Polly wants a peener

I don't

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-05-19 00:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

to quote cleveland from family guy, "oh that's nasty"

-- the basement bar

Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-05-19 00:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-05-19 00:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

classic

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-19 00:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Byebye, BTW

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-19 00:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Uhh... NSFW?


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