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God's Gift... (1377 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.74 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by greenolive (user info) at 2006-05-30 16:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Yum! Makes a kick-ass Bloody Mary...or some tasty catfish. Caution: can not be used in place of baby powder for chaffing issues...

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-30 15:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know if you've ever seen this before, but I found it and I think it's pretty cool. I thought you might appreciate it.

http://www.disposablethebook.com

Check out the Galleries portion. Not broken down by company or skater, but rather by the artists who did the graphics, which is kind of inconvenient, but still . . . . looks like a pretty cool book.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-02-28 20:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for this:


Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:47:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, me too.

That's pretty much my life, "all emptiness" and "mumbling on about seasoning".

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-14 15:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck this noise.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-14 15:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Uh what? Ok.

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-21 22:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you.


please email me

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-17 09:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1132175651900512196#1697463

Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2005-11-02 13:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow. Random pic posting. That makes you mister original, don't it?

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just making sure you're paying attention.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow dude... that's just... uh... kind of sad.

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:27:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-10-12 16:23:45 (#)
Ranking: -2

Where is this ripped off from?
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It's not.
I have posted it elsewhere before.

You're a smart one eh?

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=1417&SectionID=12


Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Amen.

Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:25:17 (#)
Ranking: 1

If something's had the same flavor for sixty years, it probably didn't taste that good to begin with.

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because if it ain't broke you still fix it.

YOU ARE THE REASON BEHIND THE 1986 NEW COKE FIASCO



DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If something's had the same flavor for sixty years, it probably didn't taste that good to begin with.

Submitted by moopadoopdoop (user info) at 2005-09-28 17:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*sniff* this made me cry...so touching!! good work!!!

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-09-28 17:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2, somehow I missed this one?


Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-09-23 11:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Old Bay rocks. How did I miss this?

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love Old Bay

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-20 09:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just found out that I can get this shit.

Submitted by highersound (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Two thoughts come to mind:

1. About 10 years ago I was vacationing somewhere in the Caribean. On one afternoon I was enjoying a beautifal a day. Gorgeuos beach, perfect weather. A band was kicking up some sick tunes, and I had just ordered a grilled Tuna. Sitting at the veach bar, a cocktail in hand, ah man it was nice. I glanced over the bar, and there it was, something I did not expect to see. I had to do a double take, but my eyes did not fail me. It truly was a can of Chesapeake Old Bay. Sublime.

2. Aboout 15 years ago I took a job working at McCormick Spice. Outside of the traditional spices, such as pepper, garlic etc.. McCormick also packed Chesapeake Old Bay seasoning. Old Bay comes in a variety of cans, the most odd of which is a 16 ounze. It's a tall can, very awkward and having to pick up 2 at a time, lifting them from the off the line into the box is hard work. It takes some time to get the movememnt down, and even when you do your wrists and hands hurt. Well, I dreaded that line, and one evening I happend to take a piss break in between shifts. Well, I made the mistake of scrathing my balls, which is one of the few places that Old Bay does not belong. Misery.


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-20 18:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can buy here in the grocery store in San Diego, so it's available everywhere now - although you are half-right, 20 years ago or so, it was very difficult to find outside of Maryland.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

snort that shit & you'll get a headache.

trust me

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-05-19 13:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:47:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:42:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

I liked the previous version better, where it was all emptiness and you mumbling on about seasoning.
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Yeah, me too.

That's pretty much my life, "all emptiness" and "mumbling on about seasoning".

___________________________________________

I know where you're coming from, man.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-19 12:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Got an address you want to make public?

I'll mail you some if so.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-19 12:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Old Bay Seasoning. SOMEONE was telling me about that. They said yu could only
get it in Maryland.

Now that I've heard it from two people I am intrigued.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-19 11:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Humm...I am going to have to go ahead and say no.




Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-19 11:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-05-19 11:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I feel I would enjoy this post more if I was stoned.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-19 11:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh shlongy, I've been waiting for you... Come to the wookie... Touch the wookie... LOVE THE WOOKIE, SHLONGY, LOVE THE WOOKIE!!!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-19 11:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OK...thank God the attachment worked...to help clear things up.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-19 11:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm SOOOOO hungry right now

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 cause you're a ramp skater

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:42:48 (#)
Ranking: 0

I liked the previous version better, where it was all emptiness and you mumbling on about seasoning.
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Yeah, me too.

That's pretty much my life, "all emptiness" and "mumbling on about seasoning".

Submitted by Speed2oo1 (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

old bay is the new ghey

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I liked the previous version better, where it was all emptiness and you mumbling on about seasoning.

Submitted by Dripping_Abscess (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

What the mother fuck ghey?

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SPT is a privilage, not a right.


Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah... now to scrub the stench of prior failure from my body.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-19 10:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Old Bay Seasoning was founded more than 60 years ago: a man named Gustav Brunn arrived in the United States from Germany with a hand-held spice grinder and a dream of starting a spice business. In 1939, Brunn settled in Baltimore and developed his secret recipe, which would later become Old Bay Seasoning. This unique blend of more than a dozen herbs and spices was created for a population passionate about steamed crabs, and has since become synonymous with the Chesapeake Bay and its locals.

Celery, bay leaves, and mustard combine with the heat of red pepper and ginger to tempt palates from grilled fish and steamed shrimp to fried chicken, potato salad, and vegetable dips. This unique spice blend evokes images of seaside dining, salty sea breezes, and sandy beaches. Yet this fantastic blend is also at home adding flavor to bounty that's fresh from the farm as well as the sea.



Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.' `Beer kills
brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ... building ... thingee
... where our beds and TV ... is.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror IV