No one likes an Asshole (645 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.03 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by metroidkillah (View user info) at 2005-05-20 00:24:34 EDT
I can forgive stupidity.
I can deal with obnoxiousness.
I can ignore uselessness.
I can cope with cynicysm.
However, I cannot ignore, deal with, forgive, or cope with those who are all four at once. I only know of a few of these special individuals, which is a few too many; and I know for a fact that all Uberites know of at least one.
His name is Shlongy.
I find it really amazing that any person can become what Shlongy is. Perhaps he was born that way. I will make no comments about his parents, other than "it is possible he never had any." If such be the case, he has earned a smidgen of sympathy from me, but no more than that. Assuming that he DID grow up with parents, I wonder what kind of life he led that would develop both cynicysm and stupidity at the same time. Uselessness goes with stupidity, as obnoxiousness goes with cynicysm.
And for some reason, our friend Shlongy has seen fit to join the Ubersite community and pour out his wrath and ignorance onto the rest of us. I have felt the blows from his hateful and highly unintelligent keystrokes at least once, and I am sure the rest of you have, as well.
If you are as tired of his nonsensical, uninformed, and altogether pointless blather as I am, perhaps you would be willing to join me. I am planning on forming a fund where all Uberites who hate Shlongy with as much passion as I do (or more) can donate money. Eventually, we would have enough to hire a professional assassin and be rid of Shlongy forever.
We have nothing to lose, and a Shlongy-free Ubersite to gain. Uberites of the world, unite!
User Reviews
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-05-21 01:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-20 16:34:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlong is the least of the problem users on this site. At least he doesn't get out of control and stalk whomever gives him a -2... *cough* shitfuckwhatthehell...
Oh, but he does.
Submitted by BigBad-2Train (user info) at 2005-05-20 20:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst Hate post ever
WOOO WOOOOOO
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-20 20:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I missed this masterpiece. How'd it work our for you, Sporto?
PS. Go fuck yourself. Then, top it off by killing yourself.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-05-20 17:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MMMM he is gonna put you over his knee and spank that little ass!!
I bet you'll like it...
You little nasty nasty boy.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-20 16:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlong is the least of the problem users on this site. At least he doesn't get out of control and stalk whomever gives him a -2... *cough* shitfuckwhatthehell...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-20 16:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Comfort yourself with the thought you'll never be one hundredth as popular or funny as he is.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think shlongy is a valuable addition to the site. I also like a good hate post.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude he flushes more value than your entire being is made up of. Daily.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-05-20 11:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You've gotta be kidding.
Shlongy is the best user on Ubersite, hands down.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-20 08:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was probably the BEST constructed and worded shlongy hate post I have ever read...mine included.
I feel your pain brother, but you aint getting any of my money for it
Dumbass.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-20 08:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Obligitory -2 for use of "killah" in your name.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-05-20 06:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Poofs like assholes.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-20 06:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, I don't think anyone feels as strongly about this as you..
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-05-20 06:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No one likes an Asshole (193 hits)
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this is inaccurate.
ATTN GHEY MENZ!!
they seem to like an asshole... a lot.
Submitted by J4M3S (user info) at 2005-05-20 04:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I always thought Shlongy was the voice of reason.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-20 03:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow. I'd listen to her.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-20 03:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've seen circe's vagina up close and it's tight.
You better respect her bitch.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-20 03:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ouch.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-20 02:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The guy cracks me up.
You just give me a headache.
And like darko said: It's not his fault your posts sucked.
Which they did. They sucked. Hard. Especially your "fiction", which is derivative and poorly thought out and makes me wish I'd never learned to read.
Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-05-20 02:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now, now, boys. There's enough hate for everyboy. You'll get your share...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-20 02:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rape.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-20 02:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not THAT type of arsehole.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-20 02:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't need anyone calling me a fucking asshole.
I already know I'm an asshole, you are just wasting your breath telling me as such.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-20 02:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And the title of this post is wrong - Williamson LOVES an arsehole.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-20 02:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Americunt, Rad - 'Americunt'.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-20 02:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
D_R fuck off!
I'm your favorite fucktard.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-20 01:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy's your mum??!
Submitted by Rasta (user info) at 2005-05-20 01:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bad reference to some obscure vendetta vs another poster?
Can I give -2 twice?
Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-05-20 01:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And you give him sweet, hot lovin' every night...
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-20 01:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy is my favourite fucktard.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-05-20 00:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up in the
backyard is cruel. Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is
cruel. Everything is cruel. So excuse me if I'm cruel.
-- Shlongy Simpson
Bart Gets An Elephant
Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-05-20 00:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's funny. No, really. It is.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-20 00:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I must adhere to my solemn oath to only -2 until monday.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-20 00:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-20 00:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hear you can use a charge beam instead of missiles.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-20 00:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But have a plus 2 for
Submitted by
Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:28:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't even remember the dude. He must be a pussy. Even Tommy Sorrell has enough microscopic scrot to stay the course.
Anyway, Shlongy is about as scary as the Cookie Monster, so your pal must be a fag.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-17 16:22:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
i see, shlongy.
<sigh>
ha! i told my buddy about this site (metroidkillah) and i think you scared him off. "he's such a dick. he never has anything constructive to say."
my buddy's different like that.
And then you responded with
Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-05-18 07:29:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
And as for Shlongy, I hope, nay, I pray for the day we meet in person so that I may beat the shit out of him. He didn't scare me away. I thought you knew me better than that. Sure, he pisses me (and others, I'm sure) off; but apparently that's his only function on this earth. It's just that I haven't had time to partake in the great intellectual wasteland we affectionately call "Ubersite." Hopefully now that summer has begun I'll be able to put down some posts.
Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-05-20 00:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is true that I have WAY too much time on my hands right now, but I am not consumed by hate, just motivated by it. There's a thin line between the two, one that I have not crossed... yet.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-20 00:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's not his fault your posts have sucked ass.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-05-20 00:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, if your Shlongy-hate is consuming that much of your passion you really need to look into getting a life.