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Update: I'm getting Married (949 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.92 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by BigBear (View user info) at 2003-04-22 12:09:04 EDT


Hi guys

Some of the older Ubers may remember me posting a while back about how I had decided to get married in Vegas, asking for help with the red tape side of things and your opinions, well I just thought i'd give you an update, i've just had my stag night (on the 19th) and it was the usual fare of booze and strippers (I had a three day hangover and had to explain lipstick on my shirt to my beloved!) and I'm pretty sure I enjoyed it, and so with just 12 days left as a bachelor I have purchased a Hawaiian shirt (white), some cotton slacks (white), and some loafers (white) to try and achieve a sort of 80's look, that for some reason appeals to my sense of style (think Magnum PI), Photo's to follow (if I can work out how to attach them!), until then please feel free to flame/heap praise upon me as you see fit.

P.S I am a confirmed Uber lurker, but felt compelled to post something positive before I just started in on the old "Ubersites rubbish now" spcheil that gets posted so often.

Peace is nice but Drugs are better.

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Submitted by centaur (user info) at 2008-06-04 13:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

a

Submitted by shortgerbal (user info) at 2003-04-25 11:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good luck, and i like the ending quote for whoever is under this post. thats a good one.

Submitted by dpcoe (user info) at 2003-04-23 04:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Loren, I'm 27 and still dislike kids, but its amazing what a little love can do! my G/F (soon to be wife!) wants six kids and I didn't want any so we've compromised at two, and like a mug I think I've come out on top... Women are so wily!

Peace is cool, Drugs are better, but with kids I won't have either...

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-22 20:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know what the longest sentence in known to man is? "I do"

Good luck

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-22 16:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good luck, dude. i'd like to see the photos of you all pimped-out, too.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-22 13:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good luck Bear!

How old are you that you are tying the knot? I ask because I'm an "old maid" still (by choice of course). :-)

Please remember a past post of yours when or if you are considering having children which contains this:

"I have just come to the conclusion that kids (0-17) totally suck, not only are they noisy, selfish, obnoxious, smelly and disgusting..."

LOL - I love it.

Can't wait to see pics. Post a couple of the WEDDING!

All the best!

Loren

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-22 13:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-04-22 12:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good luck man.

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-04-22 12:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I look forward to seeing the photos.

Submitted by Immure (user info) at 2003-04-22 12:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-04-22 12:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i will give you another because i forgot

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-04-22 12:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

opps i forgot

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-04-22 12:22:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i am happy that you are happy person i do not know


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