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Camping update- Michubercon- 18296th post about it (1042 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dumb Jobs
Labels: uber

Rating: 1.05 on 53 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-05-20 13:42:51 EDT


I'm not usually a very organized person, but I'm having an organizational hey-day with the camping thing...

So, without further ado:

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Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-05 04:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Awwww, fuck it. If I'm in the US by the end of June, I'll prolly just drive.

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-05 04:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-21 14:31:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Davros?
I'd get to meet Davros?

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet.
Just make sure GLALL goes to that, too.
I need to make a scale model idol of him.

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Davros is one of the chillest guys you could possibly meet.

Seriously, he's like the coolest guy ever. Have you ever seen EuroTrip? Remember when they're on the soccer hooligans bus? And one of the British dudes says a bunch of indecipherable stuff? The long haired kid is like, "You guys have a totally different system of swearing over here!"

That British dude is Davros.





Oh... if somebody can figure out the most cost-effective way to get from Connecticut to Michigan, I will go.

Alternatively, I will carpool with anybody who happens to be driving from my area. I just won't drive there alone in my busted ass hooptie.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-02 17:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Corn-

This is who I am:
Sacastic 35 yr old who likes to still party drink/smoke
I like sports/woman/hangin' with friends

The rest you'll have to find out for yourself


Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-24 15:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Xcuses... just paypal me the 25 bucks for camping, and you're in. Also, maybe shed some light as to who you are? Fun times!

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-24 15:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Looking to be a late addition. Should be interesting

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-23 04:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am six different shades of jealous, I am.

But September's gonna rock, because I'm coming too. With Dave. For Oktuberfest. Which is in September. Which is weird. But it shall rock, like a rocking thing.

'Kay bye.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-21 14:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Davros?
I'd get to meet Davros?

Sweeeeeeeeeeeet.
Just make sure GLALL goes to that, too.
I need to make a scale model idol of him.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-21 14:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jay,

Yes Davros wants to get an Octuberfest NYC going. Start saving.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-21 11:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-20 22:18:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sure am nugget, i just hope i can keep up with you young folk
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You're not the only one.

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-05-21 11:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-20 18:28:18 (#)
Ranking: 2

Pantsarestupid-where in NY are you?

-----------------------------------------

Manhattan/Queens area.



Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-21 11:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bitch, I re-decided to have a party, and I know where I'm going to have it, and you're coming if I have to kill you, stuff your corpse with cheesecloth and stand it up at the front door.

What?

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-05-21 00:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Mmmmmmm..... sodomy.......

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-20 22:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sure am nugget, i just hope i can keep up with you young folk

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-20 21:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate all of you for going.

I can not, because all money I am currently making is for two things.

Paying rent, and paying back my parents for 2 months rent.

That's also why I can't take time off.



BUT...
Wasn't someone making plans for OctUberfest in NYC for September?
Because I might be able to pull that off...

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-20 20:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-05-20 20:08:49 (#)
Ranking: 2

My name is not Chuck.

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It's not? Damnit! I couldn't wait to say "sup chuck?".







<crickets chirp>

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-05-20 20:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My name is not Chuck.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-20 18:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-20 18:21:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

***

Still planning on stopping by for a bit?


Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-20 18:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pantsarestupid-where in NY are you?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-20 18:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-20 18:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-20 16:57:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

Val are you READING WHAT I AM WRITING?

No matter what, the lake is far. That little bit of lake you see on the map isn't a swimming area or anything, it's a boat dock. It is marked "No Swimming" with a big DO NOT sign!

The original sites are all in the open, packed together, with no trees (which provide shade and privacy).

The new sites are not even 1000 feet from the first sites... but they are in the woods. Which means Privacy and Shade.

The sites are much better. Trust me. YOU WILL THANK ME LATER!

(I'm being snotty today, aren't I? I must have metal deposits in my teeth from all those cavities I had filled when I was little!!!!)

teehee
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blow me you twatwaffle

Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-05-20 18:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hello?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-20 17:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm not even going and I think this is a very, organized, educational, and entertaining post.

Too bad your last three or four were complete and utter horseshit.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-20 17:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't care.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-05-20 17:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

/me is excited.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-20 16:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Val are you READING WHAT I AM WRITING?

No matter what, the lake is far. That little bit of lake you see on the map isn't a swimming area or anything, it's a boat dock. It is marked "No Swimming" with a big DO NOT sign!

The original sites are all in the open, packed together, with no trees (which provide shade and privacy).

The new sites are not even 1000 feet from the first sites... but they are in the woods. Which means Privacy and Shade.

The sites are much better. Trust me. YOU WILL THANK ME LATER!

(I'm being snotty today, aren't I? I must have metal deposits in my teeth from all those cavities I had filled when I was little!!!!)

teehee

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-20 16:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

We have 3 spots open right now... so 3 more people can definatly come.

Oh, and Tim- the new job... Mortgage Banker. Sales type stuff. I don't know FOR SURE I've got it until Monday, but my friends who already work there say "Dude, you are in. Definatly in. They loved you". So, I'm assuming that they are right in their asumptions.

The only think I'm having a TINGE of worry about is "Oh my god, what if I have to work the camping weekend????".

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-20 16:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wait, so why are you moving us away from the lake again? i thought it was discussed to put us closer in another somewhat isolated area.

i liked the new spot!

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-20 16:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No shit, spook... it's killing me not to be working. I feel like I do SO much each day, but I still have extra time where I sit here going "uh, I'm bored".


Okay, I changed the sites:

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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-05-20 16:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sausage fest

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-20 16:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sounds good.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-20 16:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jesus fucking christ woman. You need to start working today. Talk about too much fucking time on your hands.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-20 16:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Who knew that it just took a cigarette to look glamourous?!

Lisa, thanks for being the only one to follow directions.

Everyone else- I'm changing the reservations.


WHY?

Because I was right, god damn it. We don't want those sites I reserved. I drove to the campground and looked around today, and those sites suck. They are all sunny and small, and the whole area there is wide open (no trees), so there will be no shade and No privacy.

The sites at the back (the ones I originally wanted) are all woodsy and secluded.

And, as far as being near everything... no matter what, the beach is far. I think people will actually end up driving to the beach, due to far-ness and lazy-ness. You could walk, but I'm guessing from Any campsite, it's about half a mile. Which isn't too bad, really.

So I'm going to see if I can change the reservations, due to the fact that I don't want to be all in the sun and all around everyone and their everybodies.

I will let you know which sites we're getting... that is, if they will allow for change in the reservations.

PLUS, the sites that are woodsy are only like 1/10 of a mile from the sites we now have... so either way.

Submitted by Didier (user info) at 2005-05-20 16:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That Stabkill person will be alone throughout the whole week-end.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-05-20 15:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

whatsd the new job?

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-05-20 15:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cornnugget- you look glamorous.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-20 15:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:47:21 (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm having an ubercon those exact same dates, i'm calling it "Ohiocon: Better than that other weak-ass con that doesn't include me". I'LL HAVE DORITOS NA NA NA.


I thought I felt a strange force draw me to this post.


Lechuga, you're hot.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-20 15:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm just angry I cannot come to Dorkfest 2005....

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-20 15:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

head's up: Justin has mono... but i'm forcing him to get better in time for the camping trip.

He needs to stop kissing squirrels. I told him it would bite him in the um... spleen.

also, Corn, you forgot Bart in the who's in list.

um, anything else?

I WASN'T REPLYING TO YOUR IM'S BECAUSE I WAS TAKING A NAP, DAMNIT

Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-05-20 15:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd love to go, but I'm not 21 til October, so DJMatt will have to send his love for me, even though he'll probably get wasted and forget all about me and my not-going-to-Mich-Ubercon-because-I'm-not-21-yet self.

But that's ok. There's always gonna be another one.









I think.


Congrats on the job, Corinne.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-20 14:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<reverse psychology>

Loki. You better not. Whatever you do, do not even THINK about coming near this campground.

DONT DO IT!

</reverse psychology>

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-20 14:40:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that's ToxicNarcotic?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-20 14:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Something about this has turned me into a 10-year-old in that I am dying to sneak up there and run through the place with a super soaker.

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Anyone from New York driving? I'd love to go...but I need a ride.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

woooo.. our sites arent in the middle of everything!

we can be loud.

cool.

congrats on the job!

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

boston baked beans?

...

...........

I'll need a month or so to think about this...

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

GLAL... fuck doritos, we'll have funyons. And boston baked... beans.

And The Spook... Dorks are more fun than anyone else. It has something to do with the fact that they don't care what others think, are secure, and have lots of stuff in their brain, which makes conversation better.

ITS TRUE!

(message brought to you by the Pro Dork Association of America

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

GLaLL - I may come to your Ubercon, if you can answer this question correctly . . .

What KIND of Doritos?

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm having an ubercon those exact same dates, i'm calling it "Ohiocon: Better than that other weak-ass con that doesn't include me". I'LL HAVE DORITOS NA NA NA.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ok iaplepoleigxse that wasna plua 3 gor toyu... rally im nto drunk but rddionheaed is the best before passout dtrunk liqouer

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dorkfest 2005!

WOO HOO!

Submitted by Didier (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Men outnumbered women by a lot. There'll be gang rape. But I bet they all have small cocks so it's kinda of a win-win situation.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the hoesues will be where the poo will be hahahah!.....


Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-20 13:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OH, and I got a job, fuckers!

Thank God.


Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I
mean, isn't God everywhere?

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Heretic