Revenge of the Sith - Nooooooooooooo!!!! (1832 hits)
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Submitted by PAS (View user info) at 2005-05-20 21:30:37 EDT
It was awful. I feel let down and I was so ready and willing to enjoy it. But enough of my sex-life, because as soon as the movie ended I still rolled over and snored loudly.
The reasons given in Star Wars: Something of the Something were no-where near convincing enough for Anakin to turn to the Dark Side...it was miserably done, a ham fisted nursery rhyme. And the biggest disappointment was the ending, because they felt the need to force feed the tie-in with A New Hope...first they say what they're going to do, and in case the 'tard's weren't listening they laboriously demonstrate what they had said they were going to do...and as the sun sets on Tatooine I wish the 3 prequels had never been conceived...much as Padme wishes Anakin had never slipped his shlong into her monkey-love box.
Not only does this movie have some terrible acting and a plot reminiscent of a jigsaw puzzle with the wrong pieces glued into place with the jizz from monkeys, by monkeys...it also has awful awful dialogue:
Anakin: You're so beautiful
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love
Anakin: No - it's because I'm in love with you
Yoda: memorable quote not I remember. Except sucked the lines all did.
Vader: Noooooooooooooooo
If you love the original trilogy don't buy this when it comes out on DVD. Save your pennies for the Lord of The Rings boxset. George Lucas is dead. Long live Peter Jackson.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-01 10:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Worst quote in the movie:
Padmé: Anakin you're breaking my heaaaaart! :~(
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Worst scene in the movie:
After killing Mace Windu, Anakin turns into a psychopath in less than two minutes.
Anakin: What have I done!?
Sidious: Bow
Anakin: I will do whatever you want
Sidious: Good, rise and massacre lord Vader.
Anakin: yay! And even though you didn't ask, I'll kill children too. Tee hee!
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Worst acting:
(while approaching general Grievious ship)
ObiWan: Oh I see them...um...oh this is going to be easy!
Ewan McGregor seemed to have a lapsus and Lucas was too lazy to shoot it again.
But overall Hayden Kristensen or something was by far the worse.
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You're also right that Vader's "Nooooooooooooo" was terrible.
Submitted by Kilean (user info) at 2005-05-23 14:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-21 23:58:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
simply put, fuck you.
you dont go to see a star wars movie expecting acting on par with that of shakespeare.
i do declare that you are an insignificant twat, and probably a trekkie.
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Dear God man have u know comprehension of the word ACTING?! whether or not its acting shakespeare stylie or in a star wars movie, motherfucking actors should be able to ACT! Its really not too much to ask, i mean aren't they getting paid enough for us to expect them to at least be able to do their job?!
I agree wholeheartedly that the movie sucked monkey bollox. as a movie, it was middle of the road all right ish but as a star wars movie cf previous sentance. Compared to the potential the movie had to be great, it was a big disappointment.
So fuck you Dead_0hi0_Sky, fuck you with a monkey wrench, and if u want to defend something in the future, make sure wat ur saying is plausible and not retarded.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-05-23 14:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haven't seen the movie yet.
not a huge star wars fan, but the other 5 were all decent, and the mixed bag of comments here shows that episode 3 is certainly controversial enough to be worth seeing.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-05-23 11:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
See I refuse to watch this at the cinema, because despite the big screen and the THX surround sound, the cinema sucks.
It's cold, the seats are uncomfortable, you can't smoke and there are lots of people there that I don't know and/or like.
how are you supposed to like a film, when you're not even enjoying where you're sitting.
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-05-23 11:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
While the overall feel of the movie is memorable there are going to be parts that just didn't own up to the saga itself. I admit that there are critics out there that are a little over the top but sometimes you have to listen a little to help make the movie experience more appreciated.
Grievous, sounded like an old nazi with emphasyma, hardly worthy of killing at least 4 jedi and keeping their lightsabers. IMO they didn't develop him enough, if you didn't read the book then all you saw was a reason to do even more CGI.
The other droids went from jedi killing to stand up comedy! They get stupider?
Padme and Anakin's dialog was by far the WORST cheese I have ever heard. (gag)
Also, Mace Windu... unrealistic even for a Sci-fi movie that Palpatine can work through 3 jedi within a second and a half but Mace doesn't even blink and it takes Anakin to save Palpatine's arse.
Overall, the movie was good and worthy of the SW saga.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-23 01:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't agree more about the horrible dialogue. I liked the movie overall, though. It had its really good/ cool moments, yet it had its terribly cheesy ones.
Those 2 examples you gave above stuck cheesily in my mind after the film along with this one.
Samuel Jackson is trying to kill the Emperor and the Emperor actually says, "P-p-p-please!!! Don't kiiiiilllll mmeeeee!!!! Dooooooonnnn't!!!"
I was thoroughly embarrassed at these lines. Some of the WORST scripting I've ever witnessed in my life.
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-05-23 00:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just saw it. It was horrible.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-22 00:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually liked the movie, for future reference. Like anyone cares.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-22 00:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-21 13:46:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought it sucked too. Samuel L. Jackson did not say "goddamn" or "motherfucker" nearly enough.
"Drop your goddamn lightsaber, motherfucker"
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i think this would've turned the movie from a 9 into a 10 for me.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-21 23:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
simply put, fuck you.
you dont go to see a star wars movie expecting acting on par with that of shakespeare.
i do declare that you are an insignificant twat, and probably a trekkie.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-21 23:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-05-21 13:24:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
the worst line in the movie.
Padame: Hold me Annie, hold me like you did in Naboo.
ARGH
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AAAAAAAAARRRGHHH
I KNOW!
They refer to moments by the entire planet on which they occurred!!!!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-21 15:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought this movie was one of the better movies, maybe even the best next to A New Hope. The only let-down for me was General Grievous, who I imagined as a kickass killing machine droid, not a junkheap with a hunchback and bronchitis.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-05-21 15:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think Vader's "Noooooo" line was the worst in the movie. I mean, I expected him to emit some sort of force shockwave that would even pin Palpatine against the wall, or maybe leave the room to find a ship and go avenge her...but instead he just shakes up the room a bit and yells the most pathetic line in the history of film.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-21 15:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Must see this, truly must I.
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2005-05-21 14:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
we're oh so sorry you can't appreciate quality sci-fi. go back to the Titanic.
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These new Star Wars are so far from quality, it is obvious Lucas just wants to maximize his quantity of money with no cares about ruining his creation. Seriously they were replaying Episode 1 on TV and I randomly caught 5 minutes of it and had to change the channel after cleaning up the puke it induced.
Anakin: Oooohhh! A spaceship, let me try my spinny-trick.
Stab me in the eyes! Then Padme and her fashion police pull out Batman gadgets to ascend the side of a building. Come on, it is only cool when Batman does it.
These new movies are probably good if you are in the 5-year-old audience Lucas is targeting.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-21 14:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Samuel L. Jackson should have gone in and asked Palpatine something along the lines of:
"Hey Chancellor, you know what they call a double quarter-pounder with cheese on Naboo?"
"An Amidala with cheese." Then raped him with his lightsaber hilt.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-21 13:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought it sucked too. Samuel L. Jackson did not say "goddamn" or "motherfucker" nearly enough.
"Drop your goddamn lightsaber, motherfucker"
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-21 13:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had known what night it had started, because I'd SO be there with water guns. Sadly, I thought it was a week later that it really was.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-05-21 13:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the worst line in the movie.
Padame: Hold me Annie, hold me like you did in Naboo.
ARGH
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-05-21 11:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't believe this... it's like Uber old time all-stars week. Murphy's back, you're back... this just plain rocks. How've you been?
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-21 09:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Anakin: You're so beautiful
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love
Anakin: No - it's because I'm in love with you
I was ready to give you a minus 2 but then I realized how shitty those lines were and how I felt like barfing after hearing that dialogue. So plus 1 for you.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-05-21 08:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The dialogue was bordering on amusing- as much as I liked the film, you're right on the money for the most part.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-21 03:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another thing - they have, if you watch them in order, completely ruined the (arguably) greatest scene in all six movies.
"No, Luke... I am your father".
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-05-21 03:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAM!!
Aaaaaand she's back.
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-05-21 03:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thorpe, I agree with the "Nooo" being a bit corny and not Vader-esque. But it was cool seeing the Emperor in his familiar form. I don't think it would have been as chilling if he stayed in his unwrinkled form.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-21 02:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You managed to pinpoint all the parts I didn't like.
Anyway, if it wasn't for the Nooooooooooo then that Vader scene would have been awesome.
Actually, one more thing I thought they force fed us was the transformation of Palpatine's face. I don't think it really needed a "reason" to have changed so much, over 20 years as a twisted Sith lord should have been enough explanation.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-05-21 02:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-05-20 21:39:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree.
did anyone else notice the whole 'lets compare this to the US situation' thing?
THEY CONTROL THE SENATE. IF YOU ARE NOT WITH ME YOU ARE AGAINSTY ME.
ETC.
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nevermind that he wrote the story 30 years ago...
also, fuck this post, this movie rocked hard. we're oh so sorry you can't appreciate quality sci-fi. go back to the Titanic.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-21 01:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you the movie was awesome
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-21 00:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like Sofa Ace's version.
Submitted by bulldog (user info) at 2005-05-21 00:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-05-21 00:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You rock, baby.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-21 00:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for Sofa_ace's comment.
-1 for the story.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-21 00:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-05-21 00:11:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
i disagree. aside from Hayden Christenson's acting, i thought the acting was alright.
we all know that Lucas cant write romance, so there was no letdown there for me.
I especially thought McGregor's and McDiarmid's performances were very good
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What Bob said. And though that exchange you quoted actually made me groan out loud in misery in the theater, it was the ONLY horrible line in the movie...whereas Episode II had so many shitty exhanges between those characters that it gave me a stroke.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-05-21 00:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-05-20 23:55:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
If Vader caught you writing this, he'd crush your trachea with his mind. I'd like to see you talk this shit to the guys who showed up on the first night. You might not be able to type.
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What? Someone get beat up by the nerds? I think I could take on the entire Yoda-look-alike clan without putting down my popcorn.
Yoda1: Hmm, understand the plot you do not.
Yoda2: Yes, the dark side I sense in him.
Me: I'm going to kick the shit out of you.
Yoda1: Sense the dark side I do too. Violence leads to anger, anger leads pain, pain leads to [whack] oww! you punched me in the eye, asshole! Jedi's don't punch, they use plastic lightsabers from toys R us to solve problems diplomatically [whack] uhhh, I'm going home. Where's my mom?
Yoda2: So, you're a pretty cool guy, you wanna hang out som[whack] uh, wait up other Yoda.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-05-21 00:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i disagree. aside from Hayden Christenson's acting, i thought the acting was alright.
we all know that Lucas cant write romance, so there was no letdown there for me.
I especially thought McGregor's and McDiarmid's performances were very good.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-05-20 23:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If Vader caught you writing this, he'd crush your trachea with his mind. I'd like to see you talk this shit to the guys who showed up on the first night. You might not be able to type.
Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-05-20 23:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lucas should have stopped with the trilogy. The guy who plays Anikan couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-05-20 22:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think George Lucas is a crappy director, writer, and all around crappy human being, but I'll give him one bit of credit. At least he wrote his own fucking story. Peter Jackson is the one director you could've named that is given even MORE undue credit than Lucas. The fat fuck will probably win a truckload of awards for remaking King Kong too. You know, it seems like film is the only medium in which you can take someone else's ideas, remix them a little, and then take full credit for them. Actually, I hear Peter Jackson is going to break into literature next, with his novel/soon-to-be-movie, 'Fight Group.' I am Joe's pirated creativity.
I'll give you one point for hating on Star Wars though.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-20 22:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Anakin: You're so beautiful
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love
Anakin: No - it's because I'm in love with you
haaaaaaaaaaahhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fact is worse than fiction.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2005-05-20 21:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE YOU!!!!
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-05-20 21:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Is this the button you press to let your mommy know to come pick you up!"
Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-05-20 21:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't seen this movie, nor do I plan to. However, this cracked me up:
"Yoda: memorable quote not I remember. Except sucked the lines all did."
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-20 21:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have not seen it, and i'm already burnt out on it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-05-20 21:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree.
did anyone else notice the whole 'lets compare this to the US situation' thing?
THEY CONTROL THE SENATE. IF YOU ARE NOT WITH ME YOU ARE AGAINSTY ME.
ETC.