Morning Wood, a.k.a. A.M. Timber (689 hits)
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Submitted by bulldog (View user info) at 2005-05-21 00:44:57 EDT
Another example of God's bizarre sense of humor.
Think about it. Men "get wood" on mornings when we least need it. When they have to piss SO BADLY, yet have a veinous trunk of a tree in which to manipulate.
The best remedy has two otions.
1- Walk around, wiggle legs, twitch - whatever - until he calms down, and becomes more gravitationally akin to pissing in the toilet (and making it);
2- Piss in the shower with full-blown wood. Just take him out, let him dream at the ceiling, and just piss. Turn on shower afterwards to rinse. Repeat as needed. Hit far wall, angle to reduce over-spray and NOISE. Running water in the sink is always a good camo....
OK, I know this sounds stupid, and I'll get -2DIE all day long, but the truth is we have ALL yanked him out for bladder relief (admit it). Besides the geyser-look is kinda cool really....
Even at Mom's....
..........of course, we sprayed the tub down with Lysol or some such shit.
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-22 03:27:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-21 18:44:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-05-21 11:23:23 EDT (#)
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could have been good if you spent some time on it, but I can't hate cause most of my posts are typed and submitted in less than ten minutes.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-21 07:25:41 EDT (#)
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I don't like "pissing in the shower" posts. It is a genre that holds no interest for me.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-05-21 04:00:48 EDT (#)
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"Another example of God's bizarre sense of humor."
Indeed you are!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-05-21 02:37:54 EDT (#)
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I don't get up in the morning.
Solved.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-21 02:14:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-05-21 01:14:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-21 00:57:34 (#)
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fuck that rocks.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-21 00:57:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-21 00:49:36 EDT (#)
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My old lady has learned to slap "mine" around a bit, to improve "its" aim.