American Sports (582 hits)
Category: SportsRating: -0.43 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mr M. Glazier (View user info) at 2005-05-21 22:04:28 EDT
The truth be told y'all the reason behind the Manchester purchase was
for the good of America. I plan to change the name of the club to
the Manchester Buttpirates, in spirit of our awesome American sport team names.
I believe the Manchester Buttpirates can come from behind after their disappointing
season and come back into the face of the opposition.
A question I have, because i'm rich and I can ask whatever I want without fear of
legal issues is:
1) Why do all our (American) sports suck my left tit?
2) Why do all our (American) sports involve a car driving round a circle a million times?
3) Why do all of us (American's) play sports that nobody else plays, like Baseball?
4) Why do we (American's) pay negros to run around in tight pants and shoulder pads?
5) Why does everyone else in the world think we (American's) have the gayest most homo
erotic sports in the entire world. (And that includes Japan)
6) Why is the Champions League Final in Istanbul, Turkey? What the hell did Turkey give us
apart from stabbings, kebabs, stabbings, Arabs, stabbings and camels?
7) Why is Wayne Rooney so hot, he reminds me of the ladies back in Emerica.
8)Why do we (American's) pay negros to run around diamonds with bats in tight pants?
9) What is with the tight pants?
10)Why didn't the Buttpirates win anything this season?
User Reviews
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-05-22 16:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the hell up..
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-22 01:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Test cricket is the greatest sport known to mankind.
Submitted by ruined (user info) at 2005-05-22 01:37:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...suck. and why dont the play cricket?
Submitted by BigBad-2Train (user info) at 2005-05-21 23:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WOOO WOOOOOO
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-21 23:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahhahha -2!
Submitted by swimmergrrl16 (user info) at 2005-05-21 22:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
benny
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-05-21 22:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
the way i look at it as long as we dont have hockey its a step in the right direction