All the rage diet (495 hits)
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Submitted by Katherine of Worchester the 5th<dancechik990.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-22 01:26:23 EDT
Countrymen..lend me your ears. You can now lose 20lbs in a week by only eating and drinking 2 things! Is this possible, you gasp? Why yes, yes it is. This diet is better than Atkins, South Beach and sex....
The diet is(drum roll) the Auschwitz diet. It was created a while ago by a man named Hitler, I don't know if that name rings a bell, but a lot of people(about 8 million) saw results instantly.
So now, the fatasses that sued Mickey D's for being, well, fatasses..the fatfuck kids with double d titties by age 9, and all the fat chicks at George Bush High School that smell bad, have horrible weave and think that the size 5 pants(in juniors) they had when they were 4 years old still fit, they all have a solution.
So...gather round and listen and follow the meal plan carefully...
AUSCHWITZ DAILY MEAL PLAN:
Dirty, e-coli infested water...6-8 glasses a day
Stale bread...preferably infested with ants, mites, ringworms etc.
That is it my fat friends. The answer to all your prayers - it's fast, cheap and all the rage in Amsterdam. Start seeing results instantly!
Here are a few celebrities that have done the diet and have gotten, er, great results!
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:05:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by blondbarbie500 (user info) at 2005-05-22 22:52:48 EDT (#)
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what a fuckin horrible ass post. god, i think we should kill this fat bitch.
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Retard.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-05-22 22:58:23 EDT (#)
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lame, but okay.
Submitted by blondbarbie500 (user info) at 2005-05-22 22:52:48 EDT (#)
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what a fuckin horrible ass post. god, i think we should kill this fat bitch.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-22 10:26:42 EDT (#)
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Hitler was a vegetarian.
Submitted by shadowofthedivine (user info) at 2005-05-22 06:18:13 EDT (#)
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hitler, although a maniac, never actually proposed most of the extreme measures
the people he surrounded himself with were the really insane ones.
this post sucked
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-22 05:56:14 EDT (#)
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Hitler didn't hate ALL the Jews-just the fat ones.
Submitted by dwype (user info) at 2005-05-22 05:28:58 EDT (#)
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hitler was a dietician? jeezfuck! i thought he was a trigger-happy dictator!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-22 04:56:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-22 04:38:42 EDT (#)
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Why don't you go inhale some Zyklon B?
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-05-22 03:22:57 EDT (#)
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mmmmmmm....Olsen twins
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-22 02:30:43 EDT (#)
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I don't know what the fuck you are talking about, but you sound like a jealous fat girl. You couldn't join 'em so now you're attempting to beat them. Tough shit, fatfuck.
Submitted by bulldog (user info) at 2005-05-22 02:13:36 EDT (#)
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guh
Submitted by MyIdiom (user info) at 2005-05-22 02:10:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-05-22 02:00:03 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-22 01:28:27 EDT (#)
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