And the winning numbers are... (307 hits)
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Submitted by MyIdiom (View user info) at 2005-05-22 14:11:16 EDT
If you hit the lottery tomorrow, and I'm talking 50 million, what would you do?
The first thing I'd do is get my family together and tell them. This is how I imagine
my family would react:
Sister: <dials work on cell phone> "Yes, [boss's name], this is [sister's name]. I'm rich. I quit" <click> Then, she'd become my official shopping partner.
Sister #2: <pops open bottle of champagne> "Cheers everyone! I'm drinking to this one"
She'd want to live it up and party hard. She's a classy chick though and she'd teach me about the finer things in life.
Brother: <a single thought replays in his mind over and over> Season tickets for life, season tickets for life, season tickets for....
Dad: "I think we should all take a minute to say thanks to God for this blessing..."
Mom: "I'm just so happy none of you will have to struggle like me and your father did"
Then, once I received the money, I'd deposit most of it into an interest bearing account and could probably live off of the interest alone (that's what I've heard anyway). So, back to the fun part. I haven't finished my fantasy yet. Next, I would:
Quit my job. No scene, I'd just walk in on a Monday morning, pack my shit, and walk the fuck out.
Pay off my parent's house and my sibling's school loans. I'd probably do this without them knowing and then give them a big, fat paid receipt in their Christmas cards.
Buy a new car for everyone. This would be a spur of the moment thing. My family and I would all be out to dinner and I'd say "Let's go car shopping after this"... and we'd all go buck wild.
Buy an It
Buy a house in the mountains with a wrap around porch and a lake for easy-access fishing
Build a giant game room with arcade games (Frogger, Arkanoid, and Ms. PacMan for beginners) and a giant floor piano, like the one in the movie "Big". It'd also get that electronic match game, the one that reminds me of the game in the old Highlights magazines.
Send my ex-boyfriend a check, a large one. I wouldn't forget you baby.
Start a non-profit organization for women
Get a water cooler with home delivery
Learn how to fix cars
Hire someone to do my laundry and sort my mail, preferably a hot boy toy
Buy an ice cream truck and drive it around from time to time
Build a secret room in my house and learn how to grow the good stuff
Travel, travel, and travel some more. I'd start with Ireland though.
etc.........
Hey, it only takes a dollar and a dream and I have both of those. I also have a job that steals away too much of my life resulting in what if fantasies like these.
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Submitted by MyIdiom (user info) at 2005-05-22 20:30:22 EDT (#)
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yeah bob I'm serious.
Is there a rule that says you must hate your ex?
Cold-hearted fuck.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-05-22 18:23:07 EDT (#)
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wow.
sending an ex boyfriend cash?
are you serious?
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2005-05-22 14:45:59 EDT (#)
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"Send my ex-boyfriend a check, a large one"
holy cow, you're a better person than i am!
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2005-05-22 14:37:13 EDT (#)
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> Send my ex-boyfriend a check, a large one. I wouldn't forget you baby.
WTF?