A Mockery called STAR WARS (786 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: -1.21 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Metaphysical (View user info) at 2005-05-23 04:16:49 EDT
Hi ,
Forgive me please, I beg of you guys, please forgive me.
Yes, It was MY choice to do it. I could've avoided it.
I gave in...and it happened.
I don't wish to do any kind of Movie bashing today.
but STAR WARS Sucks. Don't watch it.
The Star Cast is as follows:
a) A Small dirty Green Thing ( is also called 'Cute' by girls): as the Bo$$. This THING turns CUTEEEEE when he enters the Chancellor's Den and shows his middle finger to two hefty monsters and they simply faint. Some Power !!!
b) A human looking Human: One Bearded Follower who keeps stealing vehicles when he is not riding his Caninosaurus.
c) A Green Colored Caninosaurus (A pseudo Dog cum Dragon cum Dinosaur): This is our Mr.Beard's Vehicle while all the others are on Solid fuel powered Jets and Motorbikes that do close to 300 mph whether there is a road or not. He barks, meows, burps and FARTS ( for thrust) !!!
d) A Cold Bledded Head Partitioned Monster: Chancellor with the smallest possible keyboard ever seen (actually his keyboard has no keys, only red and yellow lights). This man is an electrifying personality. He can give electircal shocks. It also seesm that he took his hair partition seriously and his head gets partitioned midway.
e) A monster who has no bones, only a small pair of eyes which are all collated and supported by Robotic Mechanical Infrastructure: Acting as the Monster himself. This guy is one helluva thing. He has four arms and does an amazing work with tubelights.
f) A Woman: Acting as THE ONLY WOMAN in the movie. She gives birth to two kids. Her sole purpose in the movie is to keep worrying about her boyfriend's dreams and be pregnant with twins.
g) Numerous other monsters who look like parrots without beak and punched in the nose thus making it flatter. Monsters with their eyes popping out of their flat heads like lollypops (not tasty, i guess), Monsters who sport their horns on their shoulders as if they were lovely hair from the Cleopatra's lineage.
( I am already puking)
h) And the much awaited TUBELIGHTS: These guys fight with TUBE LIGHTS. Ha ha ha ha har har har. This is so funny. The soldiers have multicolored bullets and the Generals have Tubelights as Swords. I also saw them holding Virtual Conferences, though the images were a littel shaky. Why the hell can't they launch missiles if they are so advanced (!) in technology.
i) Bedrooms with glass walls: Peeping Toms' Delight.
Now guys, Please don't flame me. I buy the argument that my tatse in movies probably is weird but then these are just some thoughts that whizz past when someone says 'STAR WARS'
The Forewarning: AVOID AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. There are also no STARs in the movie and those bite-my-a$$ fighst don't qualify as WARS anyday. Is there someone called SITH ?
Have A NCIE DAY .................
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the more I read this post, the more it's funny...don't ask why
Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-16 00:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hated_by_all (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good concept bad execution. tryy again next year.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
quite funny
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-23 11:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-23 04:42:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
well I liked this.
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Are you feeling OK c1ndy? You sound delirious.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-05-23 11:22:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
To be fair, the Star Wars prequels were over-marketed crap. Nevertheless, this post lacked anything resembling mechanics or a central idea.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-05-23 11:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-23 10:03:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it possible to lose IQ points from merely reading this post?
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It would explain the sudden sharp pain that appeared in my head moments after reading it...
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-23 10:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-23 10:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it possible to lose IQ points from merely reading this post?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-23 09:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ, boy! Ain't you s'posed'ta be postin this here drivel in that LiveJurnel thing? I mean, this here's the Ubersite, not some shithole blog where you can cry you emo tears over everthang that pisses ya off, boy! Isn't you ever gonna learn you nothin, ya pathetic cow-rapin sonofabitch?
Submitted by Williams_2004 (user info) at 2005-05-23 06:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I dont know you, yet I believe I know you too much.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-05-23 04:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Spell better.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-23 04:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well I liked this.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2005-05-23 04:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sadly some people just don't get it
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-23 04:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A mockery called a post http://www.ubersite.com/m/66858
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-23 04:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy shit did this post suck.