UberDirectory - 2005 (8517 hits)
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Submitted by Circe & Phuzzy (View user info) at 2005-05-23 06:41:09 EDT
Yup, here it is. The collected mugs of Ubersite. Obviously not all 18000+ of you because, lets face it, that's a LOT of pictures. So the ones we could find, the ones that were submitted, and the ones that couldn't get away.
Now, let's do what we do best, and start making fun of each other's photogenicness...
Ready, set, GO!
User Reviews
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-29 09:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omg I know burn in real life!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:14:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's time to do the 2006 version.
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Agreed. I will even submit a decent picture.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-29 04:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's time to do the 2006 version.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nitty looks like bizarro superman
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, then you'd REALLY have fun trying to explain re 16 y/olds in big black/blue lettering on the front.
And good luck having people decypher the back.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-18 04:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, though it's akward when I have people trying to speak german to me cause I have uber on the back. And explaining it to other people what -2 DIE means cause they think it's cool.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 04:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're the one that bought it?
I forgot... I only sold the one...
Just wait, I have some more re 16 y/olds stuff coming.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-18 03:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still wear my -2 DIE sweatshirt
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 03:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man... Will I ever regret putting that thong on my head...
At least it has a good home now...
Wait, that's the one that went to Urbane...
GGGAGAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGGAGAGAGGAGAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-09 08:40:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks lass.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:33:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh dear God. I just saw this for the first time in ages and thought: "It's going to have to be done again..."
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yes my dear, you and circe should have done it, because this one was 239830-4374895y78643765467835894 times better than the new one. (sorry Donitsu)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-14 00:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I will be stealing a lot of these for the Vegas composite...
Don't know why I needed to announce that, just did...
So uh...
I'll be going now...
Yeah...
Bye.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-07 12:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh dear God. I just saw this for the first time in ages and thought: "It's going to have to be done again..."
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:38:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-23 07:15:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, there's some pretty dreamy guys on here! Caulaincourt is still the hottest.
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weird. caulaincourt looks creepily like my ex bf.
not that he looks creepy. the resemblance is a little unsettling.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:27:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i laughed. i cried.
i can't believe i never looked at this before. must have taken you guys a long time. good work!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-07-28 23:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck yeah, i made that shit! I'm not going to lie, i'm really good looking.
-BongZilla
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-07-28 23:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A-Daamage or whatever looks like Mike Ammott from the band Arch Enemy.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-07-28 23:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-24 00:17:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
I love that picture of Insane. It's so bad, in the very best way.
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I new you wanted me Lisa! How YOU doin?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-17 11:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-17 11:05:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-14 05:29:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:44:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:09:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-23 09:04:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, everybody over 25 years raise your hand........yup that's what I thought.
Great job guys.
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*raises hand*
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*raises hand*
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Uuuugh.... *raises hand* .. but under 40 right?
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*raises hand*
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*heah, teacher*
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-17 11:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-14 05:29:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:44:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:09:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-23 09:04:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, everybody over 25 years raise your hand........yup that's what I thought.
Great job guys.
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*raises hand*
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*raises hand*
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Uuuugh.... *raises hand* .. but under 40 right?
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*raises hand*
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-17 10:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-14 05:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:44:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:09:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-23 09:04:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, everybody over 25 years raise your hand........yup that's what I thought.
Great job guys.
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*raises hand*
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*raises hand*
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Uuuugh.... *raises hand* .. but under 40 right?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-07-06 14:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no japanese folks on Uber? no blacks? no hispanics (as far as i could tell)?
i can fix that.
i'll just come up with the alter "Fence_hoppin_chinkNigga_0100345"
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-06 12:07:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE THE FUCK AM I YOU COCKEATERS?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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You're probably in Florida, where you have an apartment and a job. Duh.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:09:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-23 09:04:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, everybody over 25 years raise your hand........yup that's what I thought.
Great job guys.
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*raises hand*
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*raises hand*
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i am the most handsome man alive!
Submitted by DJ_PuddingTyme (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for not including my fugly mugly...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-23 09:04:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, everybody over 25 years raise your hand........yup that's what I thought.
Great job guys.
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*raises hand*
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everytime I see Pentemeter's picture, I think I looking at Jennifer Gray (or whoever that chick is from dirty dancing)
Submitted by NotApologizing (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice Effort. And may I point out that 60% of the late entries were WOMEN! haha! damn ladies always late fo' somthin'
...jsut a show 'bout nothin
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-07-06 12:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not a SINGLE black person.
What that means? *shrug*
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-06 12:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE THE FUCK AM I YOU COCKEATERS?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-07-06 11:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never realized there were so many hot women on here!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-05 09:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Imma look for dem ugly people!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-05-31 20:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, what do i care about your time and effort if im not even in it? eh?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-05-31 16:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-05-26 18:35:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Tim, you are an insane sweety.
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YESSSS!!!!!
lets go out some time, seriously.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-05-29 01:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-29 01:34:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I know I've said this before, but there are a lot of hot guys on Uber. What're the chances I can get you lot to move to Florida?
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I'd say pretty slim since it's full of old people and Jebediah Booosh. Damn that guy's a douche.
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-05-29 01:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww my name got misspelled. Oh well, thanks for including me in something!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-29 01:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know I've said this before, but there are a lot of hot guys on Uber. What're the chances I can get you lot to move to Florida?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-28 05:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2005-05-27 10:56:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
aw, I love the pettiness Circe
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Smurfs - what pettiness?
I didn't collect the pics, you know. Or crop anything after the letter "H". I didn't find your pic, or crop it, or resize it. All I did was stick it on a white canvas, put a border around it, and put your name under it. Please, please, don't flatter yourself. I'll review your posts with what I think they deserve, and that's it. That's all. If you consider that petty, you have a real problem.
Your pic is only in there because Phuzzy was told in no uncertain terms to go through the MVA's posts and find their pictures for the directory, whether they sent any in or not. And he did - and it took him a fair while too.
But instead of saying "gee, thanks for including me, even though I didn't co-operate in any way", you have to come over here and decide that because that picture of you doesn't make you look like a sex god, it was me being petty. Thanks for that, because I put in about thirty hours of work, with no hits or ratings involved whatsoever, so that people like you could get offended, and people like bob could whine.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-05-28 02:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pentameter looks like OLAS
and pantsarestupid, i agree, pants are stupid. marry me?
-2 because im still not on it.
Submitted by homeslice (user info) at 2005-05-27 16:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHERE THE FUCK AM I?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-27 14:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have my Pepsi and I'm giving the finger. That's awesome.
Rad is ugly.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2005-05-27 10:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aw, I love the pettiness Circe
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-27 10:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-05-26 18:35:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
Tim, you are an insane sweety.
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And you are my wife-to-be
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-27 06:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.milfhunter.com/main.htm?id=danate&p=clean
dipshits
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-27 06:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus people - M.I.L.F - MOTHER I'D LIKE TO FUCK
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-27 00:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 08:25:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone who hunts Milfs, silly!
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Are Milf like Springbok?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-26 20:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I hate Tim...
OK, I'm done hating... You can't hate that man, it's impossible...
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-05-26 18:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tim, you are an insane sweety.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EXCELLENT!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why is munkeypants looking at milf porn?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-24 23:19:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Indoninja really looks like the Milf Hunter.
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Naaaaah... Hunter has reddish hair.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 08:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone who hunts Milfs, silly!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-24 23:19:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Indoninja really looks like the Milf Hunter.
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What's a 'Milf Hunter'?
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-05-25 17:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-25 08:10:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
A-daamage, not to be all pissy, but I'm descended from African bloodlines, and I'm a honky...
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South Africa? Actually, I guess if you want to get technical, many scientists believe we all descended from people in ancient in Africa.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not cool.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-25 10:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Next Saturday mornin, at sparrow fart. Only in London for four days though, then off to Scotland for a week. After that, not so sure, but I'm hoping, and trying, for Reading.
Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-05-25 10:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
8-I
Look at them boarders...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-25 08:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-25 08:56:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-25 08:49:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm on a line with a loon, a guy who looks like a wrestler and a...... well, a really bad bank robber...
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That's cause we had to do something to make the line look better, lass.
=)
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ahh you say all the right things... definetly buying you a beer when you get here!
When you over anyway?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-25 08:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-25 08:49:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm on a line with a loon, a guy who looks like a wrestler and a...... well, a really bad bank robber...
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That's cause we had to do something to make the line look better, lass.
=)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-25 08:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm on a line with a loon, a guy who looks like a wrestler and a...... well, a really bad bank robber...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-25 08:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A-daamage, not to be all pissy, but I'm descended from African bloodlines, and I'm a honky...
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-05-25 04:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Id do some of you, though I hate wasting paper bags
Submitted by Bad_Dudes (user info) at 2005-05-25 02:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You forgot Satoon
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-05-25 01:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-05-24 19:22:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the only black guy on Uber would be kracka. Hes not in the directory though.
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Actually, I believe creepfirebombing is also descended from African bloodlines.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-25 00:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I always figured it was see-erse or seerse. But that's probably because I'm french.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-24 23:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-24 07:39:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
There are two correct pronounciations, "Kir-key" and "Ser-sea". I prefer Ser-sea.
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Sucked in Thorpe, you owe me five bucks.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-24 23:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Indoninja really looks like the Milf Hunter.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-24 23:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:21:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Great job you two, my hat is off.
Here's my "Everyone Looks Like Somebody Else:"
A-Daamage= Michael Arnott (Arch Enemy)
Banga= I'm not sure what the hell's wrong with that guy. Needs a shave and a haircut
Bargled= Singer from Rise Against
Bongzilla= Michael Madsen doing Elvis
C1ndy= My dentist
Canucks Fan= The drummer from Detroit Rock City
Coley= Julianne Moore
Corn Nugget= Heidi Fliess (JUST the hair and the sunglasses)
Coyote= DEAD ON John Pettrucci (Dream Theater)
DangerRanger= Henry Rollins
DanielH= John Taylor (Duran Duran) or Robin Zander (Cheap Trick)
Darkwulffe= Bam Bam Biggelo
Degreeless Capibara= The liter cola kid from Super Troopers
Duke Prometheus III= a younger Phil Anselmo
Ess-arr= Bruce Campbell in Herculese
FilthyAssistant= Alison Hannigan (Buffy)
FreshPrince= John Cryer (Pretty In Pink)
GodLovesALittleLovin= Singer of Unearth
Gnome= The guy in SLC Punk who goes "CANDY!"
Jimbo= I just like that picture a lot
Kre8rix= Randy Blythe (Lamb of God)
Lyric= Brody Armstrong (The Distillers)
Mario= not sure but jesus he's huge
Method= Looks like Super JMG
Mr Wolf= Ed Kwalcezk from Live
Potatomanjack=Peter Krause (Sports Night, Six Feet Under)
Rad1101= Not really sure but he just looks badass
Saxon= The roadie for Black Label Society (watch Battle for Ozzfest)
Slapshot99= The Micro Machines Guy
Wazza= The guy who lived down the street when I was a kid that my mother told me to stay away from
Wiki= Leelee Sobieski (Never Been Kissed, Uprising)
WillZone= Somewhere between Artie Lange and a Belushi
Yes= John Rhys-Davies
That is all
Banga
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HA-HA! Lemme look, lemme look... hey.. that's not me.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-24 20:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamn, Teephphah looks so fucking good right now...
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-05-24 19:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Teeph looks like one smooth motherfucker.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-05-24 19:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the only black guy on Uber would be kracka. Hes not in the directory though.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-05-24 19:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel slightly gayer with a purple border.
I also notice that I resemble AJ. Hmmmmmm....
Yeah, this kicked ass. Good Job!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-24 19:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
method = beefcake
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-05-24 19:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bill looks like my Economics/Civics teacher.
Also, Davros looks high as shit.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-05-24 17:14:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey now, why was i removed?
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-24 16:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*of
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-24 16:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope at least one if you has lusted over my seventeen-year-old body.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-05-24 16:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yep, you missed me. I forgive you.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-05-24 16:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to wrap my weiner in your loose neck skin.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-05-24 15:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tigerlilly's appearance looks excessively like my own mother minus ten or so years.
Therefore this = zero.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-24 15:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:32:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know your ugly when your own face makes you want to vomit.
i know the feeling
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-05-24 15:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TigerLilly is a cutie and Pantsarestupid looks like THE chick to party with.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-05-24 15:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For that matter, have another.
You guys are great.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-05-24 15:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not on here! No fair!
Hang on... I haven't camwhored...
Have a +2 for effort.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-05-24 15:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:21:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Great job you two, my hat is off.
Here's my "Everyone Looks Like Somebody Else:"
A-Daamage= Michael Arnott (Arch Enemy)
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Actually, it's spelled Amott, and I'll take that as a compliment. Michael is one badass guitarist and I'm a huge fan of Heartwork and Swansong.
Submitted by A-Daamage (user info) at 2005-05-24 15:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet fuckin tits, this had to take a long time. And I'm on top of Ainkara. Heh, heh, aaaaaaaalright. Awesome work you guys, even if you did forget some people (I know ruthless submitted her pic and I don't see her either).
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-24 14:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for tremendous effort.
I look like an hi-jacker on that picture. Vive le Jihaaad!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-24 14:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Check my user info.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-05-24 14:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pantsarestupid looks like the funnest chick around.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I'll have to make a new UberDirctory - Cumshot. There are plenty of new faces that didnt make it into version 1.....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65388
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-24 10:35:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Heeeeeyy.... just noticed. So THAT'S Hadooken..
My one time stalker guy and hatemail mad blonde little chinless wonder
And he called ME ugly.. *raises eyebrows*
was i wrong? didnt think so.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-05-24 10:40:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would just like to add that I would have sex with each and every person pictured in this directory.
Jebus, there are some sexy ass people on Uber.
I love you all.
Too bad shitfuck wasn't included. He's stunningly gorgeous.
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Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I FEAR THE DIRECTORY!
BOW DOWN TO THE DIRECTORY!
Wait.
What?
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Parlortrick has that Charlize Theron thing goin' for her. Beautiful girl.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-05-24 10:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would just like to add that I would have sex with each and every person pictured in this directory.
Jebus, there are some sexy ass people on Uber.
I love you all.
Too bad shitfuck wasn't included. He's stunningly gorgeous.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-24 10:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heeeeeyy.... just noticed. So THAT'S Hadooken..
My one time stalker guy and hatemail mad blonde little chinless wonder
And he called ME ugly.. *raises eyebrows*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, Peon, it's not that bad.
Makes a perfect jizz target, really.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'll kick my own ass for that, now.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Review No. 198
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, cool, three more reviews and this'll crack 200...
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ehhh, my hair and beard are a lot longer know.
think jedi.
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wiki and Pentameter are teh uber hot.
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-05-24 08:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to go
Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-05-24 08:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn...I wish I had posted a picture of myself. Guess I'll have to wait for the next UberDirectory.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-24 07:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "twat-waffle"
(waffles have syrup traps)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-24 07:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bugger...
OK, if you don't mind Circe I'm going to continue thinking your name in my head as Serk. Otherwise my reality would be shattered.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-05-24 07:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I am not that pink in real life.
And I'm pretty sure is pronounced "Sir-See".
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-24 07:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There are two correct pronounciations, "Kir-key" and "Ser-sea". I prefer Ser-sea.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-24 07:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WillZone had to ruin it by using a black and white photo...
BAD WILLZONE BAD!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-24 07:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've always thought it was 'serss', like 'sirs' with a hard 's' intead of a 'z' sound?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-24 07:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How is Circe pronounced? Is it "Ser-sea" or "Serk"? Or some other way?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-24 07:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yup, we were under strict instructions not to stretch, distort or fuck up any of the pictures. So we cropped.
And oh how we cropped...
THERE ARE SO MANY OF YOU BASTARDS AND SOME OF YOU WERE STILL EVEN FORGOTTEN!
It's hectic.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-05-24 06:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Solid, yo.
I'm extra happy that y face isn't all distorted and looking like I have vaseline smeared all over it like on the last directory.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-24 05:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two things - yellowman's picture is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen and sweet jesus, coyote is pretty.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-05-24 04:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I need a new picture that doesn't make me look like a fat jackass sitting in a dorm room with his gay roomate's stupid ass poster in the background.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-05-24 04:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well... fuck.
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-05-24 04:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks you two...that was an awesome job on the Directory
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love my anonymity. it's like a warm blanket of green jello.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo, I REALLY REALLY apologise, had your picture, but I became mister stupid-head and put it in the throwaway folder, not the cropped and finished folder. Sorry man.
The same goes for Hadley, my bad, I don't know why I didn't include yours.
And thanks for the compliments people, Lyn (Circe) really is the star of the show on this one...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:00:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:15:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhhhhh look at all the lonely people
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ha ha ha ha SO true.
------------------
Never was a more fitting place for that...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:15:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhhhhh look at all the lonely people
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ha ha ha ha SO true.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-24 02:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hidden101 is a really pretty dude.
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-05-24 02:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:35:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:47:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for NOT including me in the directory...even though I emailed my picture AND told you I did so on your directory post BEFORE you cut everyone off. Thanks a bunch.
________________
You're in it.
You're in the lower section.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I was halfway to work today when I realized that maybe you had just thrown mine at the bottom and I was just too stupid to let the whole thing load before I went crazy.
At least I didn't -2 you and call you all fuckers like I almost did.
But...like I said before, you guys did an EXCELLENT job. You rock!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-05-24 02:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just looking through and here's a list of uberusers that look like people I know/know of:
Coyote-Jesus
Death Metal Dude- Jesus with attitude
Donkey- Me last weekend( woot grad party!)
Jimbo-James Rebhorn
Jonukah-Jesus orgasming
Matt Maiorano- older version of the kid from Jeepers Creepers and Dodgeball
Michael Jackson- Mr.Potato+my local priest (thats right I went there)
Mystiamoon- Lindsay Lohan when she's either bored or tired
Phallic Cymbal- guy that used to go to my school
Shandythedog- my sock draw
Shlongy- in that picture he looks like Jeff Probes from Survivor
Teephphah- my solution to all problems
Zod- a German exhange student I used to hang out and drink with
Saxon- that one metal head guy from Little Nicky
Oh, and one more thing which looks angry Mario or Method?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-05-24 02:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, Kaelic didn't make the cut.
Haha, neither did I.
Ouch...that actually hurts.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Canucksfan looks like someone I know from school.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wazza ,what the hell man ,you look like Simon Cowell.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just a great job, and
a "loopers" delight!
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pantsarestupid- I don't know if it's just the expression or what, but you look like my sister.
Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gracias negros.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-05-24 00:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
I love that picture of Insane. It's so bad, in the very best way.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-24 00:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:58:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:48:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well it looks like Canucksfan could be thirteen or fourteen, so Thorpey I think you're the 12 year old there.
---------------------------
17, damnit...
---------------------------
Me too, damnit... No way do I look more like a 12 year old.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You left me out, you cocksuckers. Shit, I was listed, then I wasn't, I pointed it out, and I'm still not fucking in it....
How the fuck am I supposed to even dream about getting laid now?
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:58:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:48:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well it looks like Canucksfan could be thirteen or fourteen, so Thorpey I think you're the 12 year old there.
...................
17, damnit...
Don't shit yourself, I look about 20.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you whores misspelled my name. it's really not that hard.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:32:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
You know your ugly when your own face makes you want to vomit.
Who's contributing to the 'Fix Peon's Nose Fund?'
I don't think I can do anything about my crossed eyes though.
- - -
You're so wrong, Pro Peon. I was about to leave a review, "nice job" et cetra, whilst mentioning that all the girls are cute to hot. (There are five I wanted to mention as being surprisingly hot, but decided not to because I didn't want to exclude anyone, and because my idea of hot has always been vastly dissimilar to most of my friends, and it would have sounded contrived, and also because no one probably cares who I think is hot. But I will say that you're one of the five). You remind me of Tinker Bell, in that there's something ethereal/magical about you. Your face is like an enchanting caricature of otherworldly beauty.
I was expecting a lot of you guys' pics to look like they could have come from the faculty section of a 1950's high school yearbook, but you all look fascinating if not Gap-ad gorgeous. Speaking of gorgeous, it's great to finally see Big Mike.
Nice work, Circe and P. (Circe, top five.) +++
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best one ever done.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-05-23 09:05:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
The new long awaited "Top 3 Uberusers I Would Like to Marry" has been just been put out:
1)nicole3
2)absolutes
3)lisa
Yes! I knew uberdirectory would get me somewhere in life. I accept, Tim.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2005-05-23 22:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GODDAMNITDIARRHEAPOOPENISSHITCOCKSLOREAIDSHIVDEADBABIES!!!!!! Why do I always miss the "submit your pictures here for awesome internet stalking" posts?! WHY!? I want my purty picture to be up there, too! Oh, well, there's always next year...when I'll probably be even more handsome.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-23 22:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah!
Submitted by dwype (user info) at 2005-05-23 22:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
let the plebians who cannot stand on less than three feet be sent to the barn for debriefing
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I told you I was ugly.
Nice job guys.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow good job guys. But i have to say the girls are far better looking bunch then the guys.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at all the pretty people!
I especially like the way Soley has her arms around Snark and Spam in tow different pictures on two different continents at two different times. That just blows my mind! (Doesn't take much these days.)
...and what the fuck??? ParlorTrick is a chick!?
Good job Lyn and Phuzz.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Saxon is the lead singer of Motorhead.
He's also a sexy beast.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great job you two, my hat is off.
Here's my "Everyone Looks Like Somebody Else:"
A-Daamage= Michael Arnott (Arch Enemy)
Banga= I'm not sure what the hell's wrong with that guy. Needs a shave and a haircut
Bargled= Singer from Rise Against
Bongzilla= Michael Madsen doing Elvis
C1ndy= My dentist
Canucks Fan= The drummer from Detroit Rock City
Coley= Julianne Moore
Corn Nugget= Heidi Fliess (JUST the hair and the sunglasses)
Coyote= DEAD ON John Pettrucci (Dream Theater)
DangerRanger= Henry Rollins
DanielH= John Taylor (Duran Duran) or Robin Zander (Cheap Trick)
Darkwulffe= Bam Bam Biggelo
Degreeless Capibara= The liter cola kid from Super Troopers
Duke Prometheus III= a younger Phil Anselmo
Ess-arr= Bruce Campbell in Herculese
FilthyAssistant= Alison Hannigan (Buffy)
FreshPrince= John Cryer (Pretty In Pink)
GodLovesALittleLovin= Singer of Unearth
Gnome= The guy in SLC Punk who goes "CANDY!"
Jimbo= I just like that picture a lot
Kre8rix= Randy Blythe (Lamb of God)
Lyric= Brody Armstrong (The Distillers)
Mario= not sure but jesus he's huge
Method= Looks like Super JMG
Mr Wolf= Ed Kwalcezk from Live
Potatomanjack=Peter Krause (Sports Night, Six Feet Under)
Rad1101= Not really sure but he just looks badass
Saxon= The roadie for Black Label Society (watch Battle for Ozzfest)
Slapshot99= The Micro Machines Guy
Wazza= The guy who lived down the street when I was a kid that my mother told me to stay away from
Wiki= Leelee Sobieski (Never Been Kissed, Uprising)
WillZone= Somewhere between Artie Lange and a Belushi
Yes= John Rhys-Davies
That is all
Banga
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck yeah bitches! +2 because i finally made one of these things!
-BongZilla
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice borders.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
First thing that comes to mind: Pentameter is painfully hot(so her posts about guys hitting on her make a lot more sense), and Urbane Mischief is cute and had lil' carnie hands. tehehe!
oh and Saxon's picture reflect his posts perfect. This rocked me like a hurricane.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can finally picture a proper orgy.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:48:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well it looks like Canucksfan could be thirteen or fourteen, so Thorpey I think you're the 12 year old there.
...................
17, damnit...
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, wow... so I just made it when I saw that link yesterday. Pretty good timing.
What a lovely group of people (for the most part).
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a problem with doing this.
You see, I feel like every good post is written by someone beautiful. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I'm led to believe that everyone in America who accomplishes something is genetically blessed, except Napoleon Dynamite.
So when I discover this list and what my favorite Uber users look like, I'm let down inside. Some of you users who post are brilliant... just not exactly knocking the opposite sex dead. I guess that's how things work out.
I'm a little more dead inside after this I guess. I can no longer rate the post.
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh. Another list I didn't make it onto.
Submitted by matrix2681 (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know ANY of you!!! ARRGH!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-23 19:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's about fucking time. Kidding. This is fucking awesome. Kudos Circe and Phuzzygish. Well fucking done.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-05-23 19:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have those same slippers, Wiggles.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There are a lot of good looking people on uber. Or, average looking, at least. I don't agree with the sentiment that most people listed are less than average, in the looks department.
Granted, not all of them can WRITE, but... really, what's important??
Submitted by Vanni_Fresco (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So ugly. Never coming to Ubersite again.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you actually used my superhero picture...
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
awesome.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh that's not even me that's ORANGE-SAN my alter
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:07:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how rude
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a bunch of sad, ugly motherfuckers
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:38:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone else notice that kent weirdo and stin look very similar.
oh and....
AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!! AHEM!!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know your ugly when your own face makes you want to vomit.
Who's contributing to the 'Fix Peon's Nose Fund?'
I don't think I can do anything about my crossed eyes though.
Submitted by m1rl1n (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done. Lot of time and effort and a good result. Of course it has only managed to enhance my inferiority complex even further that despite being told my picture was in hand and despite me saying that yes I was still here just quiet... on two separate posts... I got left out. Sigh. C'est la vie. Helps to keep ones ego in check.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:47:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for NOT including me in the directory...even though I emailed my picture AND told you I did so on your directory post BEFORE you cut everyone off. Thanks a bunch.
________________
You're in it.
You're in the lower section.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddammit, I hate that fucking picture. I coulda sworn I sent you a link to a better one.......
Oh wait..... I forgot that there is no such thing as a 'good' picture of me.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, Cookie... with a wingspan like that, it's no wonder I look up to you...
If I was indeed looking up....nice to have someone gorgeous on top of me, though
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66360
So many women to add to my list....
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just noticed.... if I reach up with my left hand... Circe boobie. If I reach down with my right hand... knockin' Dan on the head.
There are worse places to be.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow.
thanks for not including me.
way to do some research
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Barty Bunch...
Awesome you two! Thanks.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm on top of Thorpe. Get ready for the pain, boy...
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Shandy, you're on my left hand.... you FUCK!
I'm not into that.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I *know* how much time it takes to make these.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahem
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I claim the title of "Most Facial Hair" for my row.
Good stuff.
-Dave
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it just me, or does Slightly Obnoxious and AJ look like they could be twins?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhhhhh look at all the lonely people
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great job on this, you guys.
Best one yet!
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-05-23 14:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Above not about...damn.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-05-23 14:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I seem to be laughing at someone in the lefthand corner about my head...
it's kinda funny who it is.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-05-23 14:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:12:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to make out with all of you.
===================================
Do I hear a second motion for an Uber-orgy?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-23 14:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-05-23 12:32:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-23 09:26:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just noticed... Pentameter's on top of me.
_________________________________________________________________
Funny, I say that every morning when I wake up...
___
dang, I WISH I could say that...
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-05-23 14:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fudgepacker's picture grosses me out everytime I see it.
Jesus Christ, he's creepy looking.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-23 14:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My god, the borders. And you flipped me so my writing is the right way round. Your anal retentive attention to detail deserves much respect.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm between a monkey and a smoking cat. And the guy at the end of my row is named fudgepacker.
I want a new row.
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
....but you still did a great job.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well it looks like Canucksfan could be thirteen or fourteen, so Thorpey I think you're the 12 year old there.
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for NOT including me in the directory...even though I emailed my picture AND told you I did so on your directory post BEFORE you cut everyone off. Thanks a bunch.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at all those beautiful people!
Submitted by engine13 (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Great job guys. Even though I got relegated to the section that has something or other to do with buggering soldiers. . . silly Australians and their silly talk.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that took some work i bet.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:10:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Goddmmit, I gave you a link and you still didn't put me on. This hurt my feelings so. I hate uber, all it does is make me cry.
---
Call me Scotty. My cell phone went for a swim. I don't have your number.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellant job,a lot of hard work.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to make out with all of you.
Especially phuzzygish and Circe, nice job you guys
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Goddmmit, I gave you a link and you still didn't put me on. This hurt my feelings so. I hate uber, all it does is make me cry.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm never fucking in these.
here's my picture:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/12713
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe & Phuzzy - I shall love you both forever.
hairycoo - I'll just go ahead and say "Negative" and leave it at that.
wardy - We'll switch up next time. I promise.
Natsukau - Thank you :D
As for me.. I'm in the middle of a wardy-Wookie sandwich. Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa. Wiki looks just like a really hot teacher at my old school.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-23 13:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Iddqd looks like a fatter jinkywilliams!
There are quite a few people who I can finally put a face to. Good job!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-23 12:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd bang a couple of you.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-23 12:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, great job...that must have taken a loooooong time. I think SOMEONE owes SOMEONE a marathon carpet-munching session.
There's too many guys on this site. I'm off to think of ways to cull the herd, no offense lads.
Submitted by Dripping_Abscess (user info) at 2005-05-23 12:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
all fags and cunts,especially urbanemischief
what a fuck rag cunt hole
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-23 12:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow!
That's alot of pictures to burn.
Think I'll start with the S's.
Great work you two.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-23 12:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Outstanding work, the both of you!
As I count it there are 186 people here (185 if MJ is an alter), 44 females and 142 males.
23.66% females, how sad. That's as bad or worse than when I was in college. But my guess is that most of the females loathe being photoshopped.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-05-23 12:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-23 09:26:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just noticed... Pentameter's on top of me.
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Funny, I say that every morning when I wake up...
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-05-23 12:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well fucking done.
+2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-23 12:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, I AM good looking.
Comparatively speaking, of course.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-23 12:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because it had to take alot of time and work to put this together especially when you got to the M's and had to fight the overwhelming urges to keep your bird beaters out of your pants while viewing my photo.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-05-23 11:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for all of your hard work.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-05-23 11:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe, I *loved* the color co-ordinated borders. They are a work of True Arte, and I am honored that you would bestow such beauty upon we mere Uberusers.
Submitted by Dripping_Abscess (user info) at 2005-05-23 11:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66715
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-05-23 11:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
spankyourbellymuch, you must've taken ages over this. muchly appreciated.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-05-23 11:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have noticed the girl to guy ratio is improving quite nicely.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-23 11:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ, that's my favourite pic of you... well... aside from my wallpaper pic, but that's a different pic altogether. You look so young and innocent and ripe for corrupting. Makes me wanna turn you over my knee.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-05-23 10:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wiki looks like she loves it in the ass.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-23 10:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-23 07:14:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job, good job. I now know that Death Metal Dude and Coyote are in fact the same person (or at least seperated at birth) and I eagerly await MANICMOTHER's review complaining about being left of another list of uberusers.
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Fuck you dude, this was one list I did NOT need to be on.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-05-23 10:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great work guys.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-23 10:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for taking all the time to do this.
It's a sausage factory in here. In fact, Bart needs to put us to work.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-23 10:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope Shandy is happy with his picture, it's the best one I could find.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-23 10:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done!!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-05-23 10:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rock n' roll, WOO!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-05-23 10:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
look at that parade of