Jewtoast : Coast to Coast Episode II - Return of the Cunt (2623 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.97 on 69 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jewtoast (View user info) at 2005-05-23 15:48:42 EDT
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2007-10-14 14:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jewtoast stole my virginity. twice.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-14 23:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
best post ever
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-14 23:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-)---(0-0000-----)-((0
I don't know what it means, either.
It's art.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-11-03 09:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
? but !
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-31 21:23:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anti-Mystia +2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-31 15:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How the fuck did I miss this post? Amazing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-29 20:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In case I didn't kiss this posts' ass before...
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-08-18 17:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-27 15:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-07-18 16:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-05-25 17:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed at that.
Sometimes I don't understand why I find a thing so funny.
This wasn't one of those times, though.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-05-25 10:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-25 09:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-25 04:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A+ Well done.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-25 03:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed your first coming.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-25 02:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-25 00:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-05-25 00:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i need a hug.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-05-24 23:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost missed this. My life would have been incomplete.
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2005-05-24 23:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm.. needs less Mystia bashing and more Jewtoast. But I'll take it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-24 20:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha zak actually got this on most heated
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-24 20:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT!!HEAT!!HEAT!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-24 20:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wuv u jewy
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
joooooooo toast
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ohh god fuck badass.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah fishlips!!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:59:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentameter...abdicate is to give up your position, such as royal title. I think the word you're looking for is "advocate". I'm not taking a shot at you, I just don't want you to sound stupid if you try using that in real life.
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Thanks Mario...I shouldn't use big words when I'm all jacked up on sinus meds.
Submitted by Twiddle (user info) at 2005-05-24 06:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know wtf is going on but i laughed till I cried SHAMONE+2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-24 05:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
by jove that was beautiful.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-24 05:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought I was going to be the star of the next episode :(
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-05-24 05:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anything SG:C2C-related = auto +2
i'm watching the episode titled "Warren".
good shit
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-23 22:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As much as I think this entire character concept is pretty funny, and I also think it's good to see "him" make an appearance after being MIA for quite some time, don't expect Shlongy to +2 kiss ass like the rest of the sheep, for a fucking alter.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And thats how milk comes from plants, folks.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha pwned
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pentameter...abdicate is to give up your position, such as royal title. I think the word you're looking for is "advocate". I'm not taking a shot at you, I just don't want you to sound stupid if you try using that in real life.
Badass post, btw.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MJ sure has a nice rack
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though I don't know who these people are its still hilarious.
Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:04:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't abdicate busting her balls, but this is funny.
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I agree. Though, this is friggen hilarious. I hope I'm not the only one who heard the voice of Space Ghost while reading this.
MJ = +2 SHAMONE!
Submitted by JewToast. (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's quite allright, old boy - your use of the word "jibba jabba" more than made up for it.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww fuck, I meant to give this a +2
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:12:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was all ready to actively disaprove of this post until I saw Michael Jackson with tits and shot coffee out of my nose.
Worrying thing is, I wasn't drinking coffee at the time.
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Really? Here's what you said about the Mystiamoon posts yesterday ...
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-22 18:54:32 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-05-22 18:33:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
This recent turn against Mystiamoon has been hilarious
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Has it, though? It's like watching vultures picking at a half dead wildebeest. She's obviously completely insane - there's no pride to be had in kicking someone when they're down and the fact that some uberites want so desperatly to fit in that they'll jump on the hate bandwagon with both feet makes them seem just as pathetic, to my mind.
Taking the piss out of mystia is easy - she virtually does it for you. People might want to consider that before they pat themselves on the back for their oh-so-cool lack of empathy.
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New day, new thought. Shut up with your jibba jabba.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe you didn't mention anything about liver flushing.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha this was fucking awesome
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO WAY! GO JEWTOAST WOO!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mere words cannot do justice to the awesomeness of this post.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-23 17:14:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn... I never knew Mikey J. had such a nice rack.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jewtoast!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the way Jewtoast's face maintains the same low picture quality of the background
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You fucking hook nosed jew.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JEWTOAST COAST TO COAST IS BACK! YES YES YES!
More.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a thing of beauty
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was all ready to actively disaprove of this post until I saw Michael Jackson with tits and shot coffee out of my nose.
Worrying thing is, I wasn't drinking coffee at the time.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I thought we were friends"
© Mystiamoon 2005
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I promise Mystia I'd -2 any posts making fun of her, so here:
-2 for Mystia
+4 because I actually find these kind of posts funny, and the kind of person who would -2 your last post for an uninformed laugh at a fucking joke doesn't deserve any respect.
Incidentally that "I thought we were friends" thing is exactly what she said to me... does she say that a lot??
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't abdicate busting her balls, but this is funny.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:54:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hatred for Mystia brought Jewtoast back?
This is the best thing she has ever done.
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agreed
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:51:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
OK this wins all
I quit
Goodnight Uber
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-23 16:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guess who's back?
Back again!
Jewtoast's back!
Tell a friend!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man, JewToast. This is like the Second Coming.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cuntbomb
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hatred for Mystia brought Jewtoast back?
This is the best thing she has ever done.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST. ALTER. EVER.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-23 15:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK this wins all
I quit
Goodnight Uber