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Category: Sound & Music
Labels: ETS_Music

Rating: 0.89 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-05-23 18:06:38 EDT


Here are 6 songs that I fnished up over the weekend. You can consider it a free EP. (I'm so generous!)

DISCLAIMER: The following may contain tunes that might be considered by some to be 'pussified' because of a lack of distorted guitars and screaming. DOWNLOAD AT OWN RISK!

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NIGHT LIGHT (A LULLABY)
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Sessions/nightlight.mp3
This song was written after my recent trip. It's just a simple little lullaby I wrote for [name omitted]. I was playing around with my roommate's 12-string and it just sorta came out. I spent all day Sunday fucking around with it. It was nice to get back in the studio and actually get something done for a change. It had kinda been a while.

5000 MILES
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Sessions/5000miles.mp3
This song is based on a trip I took with my ex-girlfriend to the South Dakota Badlands. I wrote it right after we broke up, I think in November of 2003. I was recorded in early 2004, but it hadn't been mixed or anything until this weekend. You can read about the trip while you listen here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/43797 , some of the lyrics might make more sense that way.

NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Sessions/nervousbreakdown.mp3
This was another one I wrote after my ex-girlfriend and I broke up. This was a bit of a change for me because it has a really jazzy feel. Musically, this is one of the songs I'm most proud of because I was able to make use of a lot of chords and textures I don't generally experiment with. It perfectly reflects the sort of aplomb mood I was in at the time.

SPANISH BLOODBATH
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Sessions/spanishbloodbath.mp3
This is a song I wrote for someone I love very much. It's really just a simple song with a simple melody. Very Bob Dylanesque. It was recorded in about 20 minutes on, I think, the second take. The title might not make much sense to you, but that's your problem, not mine. ;)

KATHY'S SONG (SIMON & GARFUNKEL COVER)
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Sessions/kathyssong.mp3
I just recorded this on a whim... Well, actually there was a reason behind it I won't get into. This was one of the first songs I ever learned that introduced me to the fingerpicking style of folk music. This is, in my opinion, one of the best love songs ever written. Paul Simon is the man.

THE ELECTRIC TOOTH SYNDROME
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/ets.mp3
This song is my namesake song. The lyrics were inspired by, you guessed it, an acid trip. My friend Scott wrote the main chord progression and we just kinda took it from there. I've posted this one before, but it was in unfinished form. It's still not perfect, but I tend to like the imperfections, they give it charm, I think.

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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-02 01:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

recalc

Submitted by JHoersten2 (user info) at 2005-08-28 17:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

gay

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-24 10:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-24 08:53:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

How come when some other asshole links to their site, they're blasted, yet you do it and it's ok?

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The only reason I link to my site is because you can't post files on this site bigger than a megabyte. A better question would be: Why are they blasted for it? Why should I be? How else are you supposed to post under the music category if you don't link to an outside site for hosting unless you're making 1 minute songs? It's not as if I'm trying to sell you something.

As for 'growing a pair', it doesn't matter what I do or say anymore. You all think what you think and there isn't a whole lot I can do to change that. I apologised for posting this because what else am I supposed to do? What more would you have me do? If I combat you, you'll call me a whiny bitch. If I say nothing you'll call me a pussy. I can't very well delete the post at this point. I can't turn back time and NOT post it, so I did the only thing I could do, I apologised for corrupting your precious site with its presence.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-24 10:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-24 08:53:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

How come when some other asshole links to their site, they're blasted, yet you do it and it's ok?

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The only reason I link to my site is because you can't post files on this site bigger than a megabyte. A better question would be: Why are they blasted for it? Why should I be? How else are you supposed to post under theIt's not as if I'm trying to sell you something.

As for 'growing a pair', it doesn't matter what I do or say anymore. You all think what you think and there isn't a whole lot I can do to change that. I apologised for posting this because what else am I supposed to do? What more would you have me do? If I combat you, you'll call me a whiny bitch. If I say nothing you'll call me a pussy. I can't very well delete the post at this point. I can't turn back time and NOT post it, so I did the only thing I could do, I apologised for corrupting your precious site with its presence.



Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-24 08:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-24 02:24:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Sassmasterr. I always wonder after I make a music post why I bother, and invariably you show up with some words of encouragment. It doesn't go unnoticed, and it's very much appreciated.

To the rest: I just don't know what to say to you anymore except 'sorry'. I only try to share the noises in my head. I'm sorry I've wasted your time.

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For fucks sake man, just put a habit on already and join the sisterhood. You act like you're destined for sainthood/martyrdom because you churn out some generic bullshit tunes and some people don't like them. You're such a whiny little bitch when someone doesn't kiss your fucking ass. I can hear your fucking vagina sighing in discontent from here.

How come when some other asshole links to their site, they're blasted, yet you do it and it's ok? Your music is nothing special; if I wanted to hear bullshit like this, I'd go to the local white trash bar and listen to a cover band.

As someone before me so delicately put it: Grow a fucking sack. Not everyone is going to like your supposed "music". If you're that sensitive, don't post it on uber, of all places.

No -2 this time, I wouldn't want to bruise your fragile ego.



Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-05-24 08:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-24 02:24:58 (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Sassmasterr. I always wonder after I make a music post why I bother, and invariably you show up with some words of encouragment. It doesn't go unnoticed, and it's very much appreciated.

To the rest: I just don't know what to say to you anymore except 'sorry'. I only try to share the noises in my head. I'm sorry I've wasted your time.

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You are the most apathetic person I've met on this site.

You APOLOGIZE for putting up your music?

I'd have much more respect for you if you would just grow a pair.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-24 04:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:36:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't see how this is any different than captain foamy linking to his site or some depressed teen goth linking to his/her blog about cutting themselves.

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Here here. How dare you post something that takes thought, originality and skill and doesn't pick at the bones of Mystia's corpse even once.



Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-24 02:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Sassmasterr. I always wonder after I make a music post why I bother, and invariably you show up with some words of encouragment. It doesn't go unnoticed, and it's very much appreciated.

To the rest: I just don't know what to say to you anymore except 'sorry'. I only try to share the noises in my head. I'm sorry I've wasted your time.

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-05-24 00:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

ugh.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't see how this is any different than captain foamy linking to his site or some depressed teen goth linking to his/her blog about cutting themselves.



Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-23 22:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you never cease to amaze me. rock, rock on!

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-23 21:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Quack, thanks for listening. Glad you liked it.

In case you didn't know, I'm remaking the entire Nirvana 'Nevermind' album. You can check what I've got done so far here if you want:

http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/project.html

My favorites are Breed, Lithium, Drain You, and On a Plain.

If you have broadband, and you just want stuff to download, here is the directory where I post all my stuff: http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs

Help yourself.

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i downloaded only your namesake song. i really like it. the twangy guitars and sliding voice remind me of Built To Spill. and the lyrics are pretty cool, albeit a bit random. nice work. any others to recommend?

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

he wishes

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fugazi much?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sanks but no sanks

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-23 20:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Saxon + Silvr: I look forward to your critique...just as long as it's not 'THIS IS PUSSY SHIT!' Not that you wouldn't be correct, just that it's already been said.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-23 19:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good show. I'll be downloading them shortly.

If you want a critique, I'll have to get back to you; my sound card's out of commission at the moment. And if not, I can just add this to the collection and shut the fuck up.

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-23 19:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I cant download music at work but ill download them when i get home.

Submitted by senor_tusky (user info) at 2005-05-23 19:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Who's the violin piece by? Mozart?

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-05-23 19:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I clicked on this post specifically because I knew PFF would have something hilarious to add. Thanks for not letting me down.

I cant download any music at work but have a +1 for effort.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-23 19:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nothing would please you, PFF...

This is a direct bi-product of your dicklessness.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-23 19:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

he is a very sexy enigma. Why don't you just do 1 real song, and then go back to your pussy stuff, and maybe you will be partially respected on the site as a real musician

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I actually liked these.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

David Hasselhoff is a sexy man.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

NIGHT LIGHT (A LULLABY)
http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Sessions/nightlight.mp3
This song was written after my recent trip. It's just a simple little lullaby I wrote for David Hasselhoff. I was playing around with my male roommate's G-string and I just sorta came out. I spent all day Sunday sucking & fucking around with it. It was nice to get back in the anal cavity and actually get something done for a change. It had kinda been a while

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I somehow doubt people will want it even at that price

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:17:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

I consider everything you submit "pussified."

Pussy.


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What the fuck is your problem?

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I consider everything you submit "pussified."

Pussy.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-23 18:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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