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A Peace Offering To Dripping_Abscess (NSFW) (1952 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.3 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (View user info) at 2005-05-23 23:13:27 EDT


*hops on bandwagon*

And I know that dear gunky thing is an alter, but I shall perpetuate the cycle and give him/her/it the attention that he/she/it is begging for.










If you've got a weak stomach, are eating, or are planning on eating sometime in the next two weeks, you probably don't want to scroll down.

























I warned you






















Couldn't resist, could you?





Ok. Here you go.

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Submitted by 200killerwasps (user info) at 2008-07-21 09:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What is 'that'?

Is that......


A testicle?

Submitted by AntiThesis (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dear god... what in the name of all that is good and holy was that?

You get a +2 for shock value.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

one thousand blessings upon the throne of ladyplural.

to think, you used to be a foul wicked bitch.

you've grown on me.

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I could almost smell that!! I am going to wash my hands

Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now that's what I call a festering wound...

=)

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I somehow managed to speed scroll over the pictures - down to read the comments and back up to put one myself, still without looking at the pictures - are they really bad?!? I'm not very good at graphic pictures of parts of the insides sitting there on the outside.. eeyyuggh *shudder*

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Um......new respect for LadyPlural?

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-24 07:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I expect better from you.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-05-24 06:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is just inhumanly gross.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-24 04:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my god. Dizzy... swaying... floor getting closer to my face.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You go girl.

Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome baby.

Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-05-24 03:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh sweet cheebus, aww fuck! You know you did warn us and we did look, but it was that last one that seriously almost made me wretch. No picture has ever done that to me before. jesus christ. I was going to go play doom 3 but now i'm up for a game of candy land. holy piss ass.

The +2 is because i'm an idiot.

Banga

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-24 01:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck 'em all, baby. I loved it. Do me like you did by that lake on Naboo.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-05-24 00:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously, you were warned several times. And you didn't make the connection between the username of the person this was directed to and the horrors that I promised would await you? I assumed (erroneously, it would seem) that the theme would be semi-obvious. Again, apologies.

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-05-24 00:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your linkwhoring brought the stench to my post.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-24 00:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously, no.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-05-24 00:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My computer screen stinks now.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, Bart and everyone else, I warned you. And I recognize the futility and even inherent hypocracy in my post. I figured I hadn't made an utterly shitty post in a few weeks, and that I was due for another one. And I don't like the alter or (god forbid) new person. It fit the username.





At any rate, my apologies if anyone's eyeballs are bleeding.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i cannot plus 2 this.

no


ewwwwwwwwwww

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not going to review anymore of that guy's posts. I'll just have to hope that his ratings will get taken away and he'll get banned, just like the last guy that ruined my +2 streak on my fav post.

It's going to be so hard to have self control with this....haha this is the first alter that I've really, truly hated. First time for everything, I guess.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wanna hate post, goddamnit! I'm an asshole. I eat copious amounts of guacamole and black bean dip. I aim my car at anything with fur (and some things without) on the road. The other day, I almost threw a puppy--- to try to knock a kitten down out of a tree. I'd punch a blind, mute nun if I thought I could get away with it.




<looks around> "Do you think I came off as desperate?"

Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks goddess I'm drunk and can't really make out what any of those THINGS are...

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck man. As long as everyone else keeps making a Hate Post, I can maintain my integrity...well, what little integrity I have left...

I really hope that it's an alter. It would be sad if some one was really this stupid.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:17:33 (#)
Ranking: 2

um...




ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mmm mmm it does a body good

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The horrible part is that I was eating when I made this, and I still am.




STOMACH OF IRON, BABY!

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pretty superlative-defying as hate posts go.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

um...




ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuuuuuuck...that was gross, but cool.

"Lance yourself"...bwahahahaha.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-23 23:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

......Wow.


Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up.

Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest
things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious