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"Here I Am All Wrapped Up In Cellophane With Nowhere To Go" Merlina's version (858 hits)

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Rating: 2 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2005-05-24 11:00:22 EDT


Nowhere to go but a reason to be here, I smiled to myself as I shifted my weight. This was getting a little uncomfortable, but so worth it..

I sighed and looked backwards at the clock. From this position it was a bit difficult to see. I twisted my neck a little. Eleven fifty five. I relaxed back on the floor. He'd be here in a few minutes, thankfully.

My new boyfriend James was.... well he was a little different from anyone I've ever dated. He was exciting. He was everything I hoped that I could possibly dare myself to be but couldn't bring it up before. It was too embarrassing. I wouldn't say I was into bondage. It wasn't even that much. Just a little fun, just a little tying up. I closed my closed and breathed deeply as I thought about last Friday.

Every Friday night, since the week after our first date, we had made it special. For us. Dimmed lights, candles, expensive lingerie, a cat-o-nine tails in the drawer under the stereo, dripping wax, biting, scratching..... I parted my painted lips and let out a ragged breath at the thought of the last few weeks.

The feel of the cellophane wrapped around my naked body was turning me on. Well, naked apart from the four-inch spike heels to match my red lips...

He'd made me promise this one.. He said tonight was the night. I knew he was going to propose. Something in his eyes told me. "Please sweetie" he'd said "tonight the cellophane.... You naked and wrapped like a glorious present. I want to come in the door, blindfold you and then I will make us both so happy"

I knew it was soon but I could feel he was 'the one'. He was special.

Just then, I heard a sound at the door. Smiling I closed my eyes and lay still. I could hear the fire gently flickering behind me as the clock softly chimed twelve.

Then I could hear his breathing, getting heavier... I parted my legs a little in the restricted wrapping. His clothes dropped to the floor and I knew he had knelt beside me. I fought everything to smile with happiness. I had promised to do it exactly like this. "Almost as if you're dead" he'd said. I think he just meant to be quiet to let him concentrate as he looked at me.

The first thing that was going through my head as he suddenly dragged the cellophane over my head was...."he's naked.... where has he put the engagement ring"

And then I opened my eyes. The cellophane and my tears distorting his smiling face.

And then it was over.




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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-06 13:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I once wrapped myself in clingfilm in an attempt to shift some weight.

You kinky lady, I miss awesome posts like this. :(

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-04-06 11:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It was good and all. I mean, it was an A, but you know what would have made this an A+? Pac Man. A threesome with Pac Man.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-09 08:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Classy lady.

Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-10-09 08:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked this but I don't know what happened.

Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-13 23:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/68315
WINNER!!! WINNER!!!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-25 19:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-25 03:43:19 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Danger baby.... do you LIKE Danger Mr Ranger?
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H-h-huh?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-25 03:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:12:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

I like you. You write well. I get the feeling that you're one of those people who is used to hearing others say "Wow, Merlina... that's EXACTLY what I was thinking... how'd you put words to it?"

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Thanks corn.. I always right straight out without thinking too hard. It comes out as just honest thoughts..

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-25 03:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Danger baby.... do you LIKE Danger Mr Ranger?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-25 01:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY!! WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT THEN!!? - MISS DANGER'S-SUCH-A-LOOSE-TWO-TIMING-STRUMPET-THAT-I-THINK-I'LL-ZERO-RATE-HIS-POST!!!!!!

OH, I'M SURE THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANTION!! - LIKE THE FACT THAT HE'S TRYING TO KILL... wait.

Shit. Sorry... nice post.. really well written..

... Merlina?


*sob*

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-05-24 21:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very morbid.

Submitted by Geekboy_1 (user info) at 2005-05-24 16:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Absolutely brilliant. You get my first review, and consequently my first +2.

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-24 13:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:05:00 (#)
Ranking: 0

yes and being a florist I have rolls and rolls of cellophane too... hmm...Urbane you've given me a thought..

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as payment for telling you about that.... i want a picture of you wearing nothing but cellophane


mmmmmmm *gets wet*

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like you. You write well. I get the feeling that you're one of those people who is used to hearing others say "Wow, Merlina... that's EXACTLY what I was thinking... how'd you put words to it?"

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:02:54 (#)
Ranking: 2

very good




...but i'm disapointed because i hoped to see a pic of you wearing just cellophane


i saw a girl at a fetish club dressed like that once, it was AWESOME




fucked up, good though

Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can something be kinky and horrifying at the same time?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damnit, I got wood.

Is that wrong?

Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:03:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's like "Nine and a half weeks" on crack.


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, urgh christ that was funny.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yes and being a florist I have rolls and rolls of cellophane too... hmm...Urbane you've given me a thought..

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's like "Nine and a half weeks" on crack.

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

very good




...but i'm disapointed because i hoped to see a pic of you wearing just cellophane


i saw a girl at a fetish club dressed like that once, it was AWESOME


I didn't want a hokey second wedding like those ones on TV! This one's
for real!

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