Open Season on Bikers (Rant) (946 hits)
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Submitted by <Cleanfornow> (View user info) at 2005-05-24 11:28:03 EDT
Harley Davidson's with Bored-Out Mufflers are driven by ASSHOLES
This is not opinion. This is fact. Anybody who rides a Harley with a bored-out muffler is a USDA Grade A Choice asshole.
FACT: Harleys are manufactured with mufflers that make them run as quite as your average economy car.
FACT: Harleys have engines smaller than your average economy car. They are less powerful than a Toyota Corolla or a Kia Rio or a Honda Civic or a Chevy Cavalier.
FACT: Practically every stupid inconsiderate fuck who throws away $25,000 on a glamorized scooter disables their muffler.
FACT: It takes somebody with a dick the size of a Tic-Tac to drive down the streets of anytown USA revving their sabotaged tricycle engines to produce the ear-splitting pops caused by combustion engines run without noise suppression.
FACT: Anyone who reviews this and writes "FACT: you are______" is also a grade A asshole and as funny as stepping in dog shit.
Let's say I wanted to be as "Cool" or "Hip" or "Rad" or "Rebel" as one of those fat, obese, out-of-shape, tattooed (oh, how original and non-conformist tattoos are, LMAO) long gray pony tail wearing Harley riding hippie wannabes. What can I do to be as different as those 20 million beer-bellied leather chap wearing alcoholic slobs? How can I express my individuality like them? Bandanas? False claims of action in Vietnam? Maybe I could be a pirate! Arggggggh.
How about I just pull the muffler off my Ford F150? Now that would be loud! How about everybody in the country disable their mufflers? Against the law, that's why. Cops would hand out tickets left and right. Then, why do the Police allow Harleys to disturb the peace? Because the fucking cops also need to express their insecurity about the size of their dicks and their sexuality by riding Harleys with disabled mufflers when they are off-duty. Either that or they are afraid to ticket bikers.
Am I the only one who is pissed off about this? Am I the only one who thinks we should be allowed to shoot bikers with bored-out muffler plates?
To any bikers reading this: when you peddle by on your anal vibrators people are looking at you and thinking "THERE GOES ANOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE".
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-07-11 05:14:31 EDT (#)
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PILE OF SHIT
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-07-11 04:21:27 EDT (#)
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Cunt
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2006-12-18 23:37:01 EST (#)
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Bikers are hippie wannabes???
FACT: you are______
Submitted by PommyTom (user info) at 2006-12-18 23:14:10 EST (#)
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Ignorant fucking wank stain of a three legged hippo.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-28 20:27:52 EDT (#)
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Fact: My two bikes are worth more than your mommys house. You know, the one above the basement you live in?
I'm off to drive my bike through a nursing home parking lot.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-28 20:19:54 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:31:51 (#)
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I dare you to walk up to the next biker you see and read this post to him.
Now that would make for an entertaining story. "
I dare this idiot to say that to my FACE Jeanneee.
Utterly worthless faux rant.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-28 20:00:44 EDT (#)
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In all fairness, this was just a bad, failed attempt.
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-26 09:02:28 EDT (#)
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Johnny X,
The bike itself is one giant anal vibrator. No additional equipment required.
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-26 08:57:24 EDT (#)
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<did you eat paint chips as a child?>
Original and funny when Chris Farley answered David Spade with "Why?" in Tommy Boy.
When you do it... Not
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-26 08:42:59 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about minnowtaur
User id: 18765
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Thanks for your sagely advice, I see it comes from vast experience.
Shut the fuck up minnowdick
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:29:40 EDT (#)
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Not badly written, and I'm hard pressed to argue
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:28:53 EDT (#)
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Nah, fuck 'em.
I hate when loud motorists (be they lebanese or asians in shitty "riced-up" cars, or people on obnoxiously loud motorbikes) keep me awake at night.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:11:00 EDT (#)
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did you eat paint chips as a child?
Submitted by minnowtaur (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:46:46 EDT (#)
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whooops, forgot you review three times in a row too, dickwad
Submitted by minnowtaur (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:46:10 EDT (#)
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for watching your post reviews much too closely. you only need to reply to reviews once or twice...and almost never twice in a row. and because you're an ignorant prick
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-25 16:37:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-24 17:52:15 (#)
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To any bikers reading this: when you peddle by on your anal vibrators people are looking at you and thinking "THERE GOES ANOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE".
_____________
How do you get the anal vibrator installed, is it stock, or aftermarket?
Still waiting for an answer on this...
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-25 16:14:21 EDT (#)
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Darth Farter,
<Does this stem from the jealousy that you carry for your fear of riding a motorcycle?>
Nope. Actually, I do ride motorcycles on and off-road.
<They all have the right to be on the road>
You are simply wrong. It is illegal to weave through traffic at 120 mph. Whistle tips are illegal in most municipalities.
<In California assholes on Crotch Rockets...><I hate coffee can exhausts on RiceRocket's>
Here you clearly admit that these people are assholes and you hate what they do. Yet, you defend Harley owners? You contradict yourself, son.
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-25 16:04:00 EDT (#)
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Nit,
You are correct: As a general rule Harley owners are nice, polite, respectful. Many are businessmen, professionals, and people who just love to ride.
However, I don't find it being respectful when they force everybody around them to close their windows and suspend conversation when they ride by.
Other than the outright lie that "Loud pipes save lives" I have yet to hear a reason for disabling mufflers.
I think the real reason is these insecure losers want attention and mistakenly think people are looking on in awe or admiration when in fact most are looking on in disgust and annoyance.
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:53:55 EDT (#)
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Crud,
<I suggest that we discuss this further. The next time you see me on the road, please be sure to sound your horn and give me the finger. Then I'll know it's you and we can pull over and "talk".>
With this statement you prove that you are exactly the type of asshole that proves what an asshole he is by intentionally disabling the noise suppression device on his motor vehicle.
I think I may research the laws about noise pollution, and if not illegal, I may attach an air horn to my pickup. Then you will know it is I for certain if we should happen by the same traffic light some sunny day.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:42:48 EDT (#)
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So tell me,
Does this stem from the jealousy that you carry for your fear of riding a motorcycle?
As with ANY motorsport enthusiast there are going to be people that irritate others.
I hate coffee can exhausts on RiceRocket's
In California assholes on Crotch Rockets weave through traffic at 120 plus like a damn race course.
What about whistle tips?
Spinners are retarded.
Old lady drivers are just as irritating.
But you know what????
They all have the right to be on the road... A loud Harley is a tradition... and by the way... a Harley holds it value better than ANY vehicle, so spending 25k on a bike I can sell for 21k is much better than paying 35k for a truck that 20 mins later I can't get 15k for, is fine by me.
And yes Loud pipes save lives.
You are a dumbass kid.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-24 17:52:15 EDT (#)
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To any bikers reading this: when you peddle by on your anal vibrators people are looking at you and thinking "THERE GOES ANOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE".
_____________
How do you get the anal vibrator installed, is it stock, or aftermarket?
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-05-24 13:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have to disagree.
I've met many bikers during bike week at Myrtle Beach. As a general rule, they are great guys. Nice, polite, respectful.
I have to also disagree about your implication that dirtbags ride Harleys. How many pieces of trash can afford to plunk down $20K+??
Most I have met are successful businessmen, professionals, and people who just love to ride.
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2005-05-24 13:30:43 EDT (#)
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I suggest that we discuss this further. The next time you see me on the road, please be sure to sound your horn and give me the finger. Then I'll know it's you and we can pull over and "talk".
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:59:49 EDT (#)
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Jim,
You are right, it is ghey.
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:58:11 EDT (#)
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Swamp Water,
How about I come by your house this evening, around dinner time, park in the road at the end of your driveway, and wind-out my bike for a while. I'll remove the muffler first.
You are one of the Obnoxious losers I am ripping here aren't you?
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A fucking pox on bikers, twenty years ago there was a point, there isn't one now, it's just a lifestyle.
I used to just abide them when they drove through town making a large noise, i thought it was accidental. then we had a convention in our town, my neighbour rented their house to them, six o'clock SUNDAY FUCKIN MORNING, some fat mustached prick revving his enging as loud as possible, just pissing idling. they kept this up for twenty fucking minutes before finally pissing off for the day.
That was my pre martial arts day, so I did not complain.
next day when they all had hangovers from partying till four, at nine I activated my two K soundsystem and hit them with an awesome set consisting of really cheesy rave. See how you like it you fucks!!!
Now I se them driving past, they are showing off, all that noise and other pollution so that they can show that they don't care, ghey!!!
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:54:04 EDT (#)
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Zachsterbater,
They suck ass BECAUSE their pipes are loud.
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:53:06 EDT (#)
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Christphucker,
Would you understand the term reamed better?
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:52:07 EDT (#)
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Crud,
No tats, no pony tail. What about fat and alcoholic?
Loud pipes save lives. Just die, please.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:43:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:36:32 EDT (#)
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I just read this again to see if it was as stupid as I remember.
Yep.
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:30:13 EDT (#)
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In my experience, I'd rather deal with Harley owners on any level than with the kids on the crotch rocket bikes. Harley riders have proven to be more respectful of all the traffic laws (generally speaking) than the others, and I have also observed that Harley riders know what speed limits are and follow them. Harley riders seem to ride more safely, generally speaking. Don't knock them just because their pipes are loud.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:26:54 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahaha
Bored out mufflers...
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
.30 over or bigger???
HAHAHAHAHA
I HAVE A 306 muffler
What a dick
GO MICKGINNY WO0!!!
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fact: I ride a Harley.
Fact: I don't have any tats.
Fact: I don't have a ponytail, grey or otherwise.
Fact: LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES.
Fact: badassmofo is 100% correct:
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:36:52 (#)
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Have you ever ridden a motorcycle. The common driver is inconsiderate of a person on a bike. The pipes are there and loud to let you know they are coming.
Asshat.
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:10:23 EDT (#)
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McGimpy,
Read the rest of it, or does it hit too close to home?
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:09:08 EDT (#)
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Bob,
I can almost understand a teenager being an asshole. But, I am talking about 30, 40, 50 year old men here.
Harleys are Engineered to be loud, they are much louder than the rice burners and the glass packs.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:05:23 EDT (#)
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Harley Davidson's with Bored-Out Mufflers
i made it that far.
bored out MUFFLERS!
Have a thread of knowledge of what you are talking about
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:02:45 EDT (#)
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Teenyweeny,
The power to weight ratio of a Suzuki 400 is more than that of a "Hog" especially when you consider the fat slob sitting on top of the Harley vs the athlete on the dirt bike.
Your arguement is inane. My point is that a fucking Corolla would be louder and turn more heads than a Harley if the Corolla didn't have a muffler. And just like with the Harley, people would NOT be looking on in admiration.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-24 12:00:38 EDT (#)
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i have a '91 corolla wagon. it's a piece of shit, but it will do 120.
the muffler is shot and i've gotta get it fixed. until i do, i sounds like the little pricks that BLITZKREIG BOB mentioned. i'm so ashamed of myself.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:56:33 EDT (#)
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Actually, it isn't just the Harley crowd that does this. How about those kids that drive around in a Saturn with a fucking trumpet for an exhaust pipe? Some crotch rockets are even louder than Harleys.
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:54:06 EDT (#)
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Swamp Donkey,
That makes you a nigger lover
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:51:33 EDT (#)
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Jeanneee,
I have told many bikers that they are "Assholes" for cutting holes in their muffler plates. They don't like it, but, none has ever touched me or threatened me.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:49:38 EDT (#)
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while i agree with your sentiment (and have to keep my windows closed during hte summer for this very reason) your execution was poor.
and this guy stole my other comment.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:37:00 (#)
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(Power to weight ratio, dick hole).
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:47:36 EDT (#)
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Gapeassmofo- Yes I ride motocross and I ride road bikes (with mufflers).
People are inconsiderate to Toyota Corolla drivers too. Your excuse for drawing attention to yourself is a lame lie. They are looking at you and thinking "God damn what a stupid ignorant fuck"
Have any tattoos and piercings lately?? Ahahhahaa
Submitted by GroundHogSlayer (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:39:29 EDT (#)
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you're right, but rants aren't the best of posts
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:37:00 EDT (#)
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FACT: Harleys are manufactured with mufflers that make them run as quite as your average economy car. (No).
FACT: Harleys have engines smaller than your average economy car. They are less powerful than a Toyota Corolla or a Kia Rio or a Honda Civic or a Chevy Cavalier. (Power to weight ratio, dick hole).
FACT: Practically every stupid inconsiderate fuck who throws away $25,000 on a glamorized scooter disables their muffler. (No.)
FACT: It takes somebody with a dick the size of a Tic-Tac to drive down the streets of anytown USA revving their sabotaged tricycle engines to produce the ear-splitting pops caused by combustion engines run without noise suppression. (Many studies have found dick size is in fact NOT relevant to exhaust noise levels).
FACT: Anyone who reviews this and writes "FACT: you are______" is also a grade A asshole and as funny as stepping in dog shit. (Maybe).
FACT: you are a nigger
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:36:52 EDT (#)
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Have you ever ridden a motorcycle. The common driver is inconsiderate of a person on a bike. The pipes are there and loud to let you know they are coming.
Asshat.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:35:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:31:51 (#)
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I dare you to walk up to the next biker you see and read this post to him.
Now that would make for an entertaining story.
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That was funny, but I completely agree with this post.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:32:06 EDT (#)
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+2 for the thought.
-2 for the anger.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:31:51 EDT (#)
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I dare you to walk up to the next biker you see and read this post to him.
Now that would make for an entertaining story.