Photoshop Competition Uno entry (1748 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.91 on 75 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Paul Hibbert (View user info) at 2005-05-24 18:57:33 EDT
User Reviews
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-17 09:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's more of them floating around if you look carefully... here's another...
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:33:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant. Am I the guy holding Dervels leash and occasionally belittling him?
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-06-17 04:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:02:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Little does everybody know but I am infact one of Dervels many alters.... that's why occasionally I act like a complete retard. It's because I can't stay in the studly character of mrwolf for more than a few hours at a time.
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Pfft!
Loser.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-16 08:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:54:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-10 10:04:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:03:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
What were you doing underneath his bed?
contributing?
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Don't be disgusting, I was masturbating! """
How many times do I have to tell you, fingering ones own arse whilst murmurming 'mummy. mummy, mummy i need a poo poo' is not masturbating.
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Neithers vomiting on your own cock for that warm moist feeling because your neck won't let you reach the tip of your penis with your lips you disgusting pustule!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-16 07:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-10 10:04:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:03:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
What were you doing underneath his bed?
contributing?
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Don't be disgusting, I was masturbating! """
How many times do I have to tell you, fingering ones own arse whilst murmurming 'mummy. mummy, mummy i need a poo poo' is not masturbating.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-14 10:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-06-14 06:04:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Still haven't seen those breadsticks....
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Have you not? Go to any good sainsburys bread section and you'll be sure to encounter at least one!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-06-14 06:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Still haven't seen those breadsticks....
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-10 11:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-10 10:04:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:03:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
What were you doing underneath his bed?
contributing?
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Don't be disgusting, I was masturbating!
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AHAHAAHAH!!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-10 10:04:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:03:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
What were you doing underneath his bed?
contributing?
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Don't be disgusting, I was masturbating!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-10 09:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What were you doing underneath his bed?
contributing?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:08:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo collects yeast infections.
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I've seen them, in the jar under his bed.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-10 08:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo collects yeast infections.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-10 07:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
refreshing away now captain cuntrag.
o&o.
p.s.
Spam shaves his bottom.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-09 08:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For christs sake, can we get this to a thousand his so I can post something else that no one is interested in?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-09 07:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-09 06:59:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT MEAL THING???
STOP EXCLUDING ME FROM THINGS.
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Har har - Nobody likes apollo because he smells of wee.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-09 07:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-06-09 06:59:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
There weren't any breadsticks.
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Quite right gentleman, there were no breadsticks. We couldn't swashbuckle in the way that we had intended.
Apollo. I asked Dervel if we should invite you and he responded to say you were an abhorent pustule of ignorance and that he would not adorn himself with your precense if you were the last being to grace this fine planet. He also said you were a bummer.
Spam, you were sorely missed. As in we got sores.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-06-09 06:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There weren't any breadsticks.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-09 06:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT MEAL THING???
STOP EXCLUDING ME FROM THINGS.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-09 06:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Pock, how did that meal thing go that I missed out on?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-06-09 06:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm back! That little hiatus was brought to you by the letter 'holiday' and the number 'flu'... I still have it and am spreding it liberally around my gay ass office.
Dervel... you're a psycoactive ghey nub end or whatever lame insult you tried to throw at me with your limp wristed repartee. You big fucking pony!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-05 10:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU???
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-06-03 06:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-27 06:50:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
I was pleased to see your review after what I'd seen you do in the last competitions... I'd been burning for a go since, but only recently got internet access at home and work doesn't have photoshop.
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Ha ha. What a sycophantic gay nob sock.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-27 06:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:54:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Very clever idea, but you've gotta crop in tighter w/that lasso and/or path tool!
+2 for a great effort and idea.
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I would have cropped better but I was drunk. I tend to to paste the layer over the top of the original and then delete the parts of the layer that I don't want and then use the burn tool right at the edges of both layers before merging them down, I don't like to use the crop tool if I can help it. I find the extract option useful sometimes too.
I was pleased to see your review after what I'd seen you do in the last competitions... I'd been burning for a go since, but only recently got internet access at home and work doesn't have photoshop.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-27 06:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:10:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, I'm going to be competing with this...
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I'm flattered.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-26 19:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Clark Kent forgot to change out of his suit.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very clever idea, but you've gotta crop in tighter w/that lasso and/or path tool!
+2 for a great effort and idea.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit, I'm going to be competing with this...
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 08:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 08:21:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 07:58:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell you what deserves more hits? - This *2 and a half hour masterpiece! Plus2 woot!
*disclaimer, 2 and a half hours includes rolling, smoking, drinking, and dribbling time.
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Well, we can't all be in full control of our bladders, now can we?
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Can't you? Why ever not? and why are you telling us?
Anyway, aside from your bladder are you going to come to my house and get wasted on Saturday or not?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 08:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 07:58:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell you what deserves more hits? - This *2 and a half hour masterpiece! Plus2 woot!
*disclaimer, 2 and a half hours includes rolling, smoking, drinking, and dribbling time.
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Well, we can't all be in full control of our bladders, now can we?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 07:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell you what deserves more hits? - This *2 and a half hour masterpiece! Plus2 woot!
*disclaimer, 2 and a half hours includes rolling, smoking, drinking, and dribbling time.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-05-26 07:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The look on his face makes me think that the child has soiled himself.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 06:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FishyGash makes Pock sound quite endearing. You don't want to come to Derby on Saturday do you Fozzy? Spam can't make it now so there'll be a space in my living room to sleep.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-05-26 06:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bad Pock.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-26 06:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well that FishyGash, is your own fault for speaking colloquial gibberish.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 06:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erm, I was thinking more along the lines of "No Ambition, Fuckall Interest."
I'm feeling NAFI today...
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-26 06:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NAFI - Military base corner shops.
At least they were, now they've been replaced with Spa shops as its cheaper.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 06:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hear ya. I've got half of today, and Monday and Tuesday left to work, with fuckall to do.
You know what NAFI is?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 06:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 06:05:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
A couple people actually, but only the one girl was thirsty. And she backwashed, which was gross.
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And painful I should imagine!
I'm having such a lazy day. This stupid company keeps refusing me the interview for promotion based on the fact that according to their test I'm not good enough for the job, and then because they're short staffed keep putting me in the position temporarily.
Now that kind of hypocrisy doesn't really fill me with the desire to bust my balls.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 06:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A couple people actually, but only the one girl was thirsty. And she backwashed, which was gross.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 06:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:59:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
A cock? Nah, brought my own...
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Did you offer anyone else a swig?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A cock? Nah, brought my own...
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:54:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno, it's my mates sister and his girlfriend, they love those things...
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I should imagine they do. You didn't have one then?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno, it's my mates sister and his girlfriend, they love those things...
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything about you is special Fozzy, also, why is your post chock full of cock?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Psst.. hey... guys?
Wanna see something special?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67139
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:27:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not a tramps cock, its an infected salivary gland.
I got drunk and stupidly went down on your mothers diseased twat again.
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That one brought a tear to my eye I laughed so hard... oh wait no it didn't its yet another side effect to add to the ever growing list of ailments your mothers yeast infection has caused.
PS Spam's not coming saturday just incase your flagrant stupidity gets in the way of you reading your emails you Devonshire chump!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not a tramps cock, its an infected salivary gland.
I got drunk and stupidly went down on your mothers diseased twat again.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:07:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-26 04:59:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 04:55:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
A tuppence is what litle girls call Vagina's round these parts. Please take your tuppence back, I seriously don't want it.
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However if it was a little boys arse you were offering he would rip your hand off to get it.
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I'm sorry? What? I can't quite make out what you're saying with that tramps cock in your mouth... You've got something stuck in your teeth, yes... that's right- Tramp cock!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-26 04:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 04:55:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
A tuppence is what litle girls call Vagina's round these parts. Please take your tuppence back, I seriously don't want it.
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However if it was a little boys arse you were offering he would rip your hand off to get it.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 04:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A tuppence is what litle girls call Vagina's round these parts. Please take your tuppence back, I seriously don't want it.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 04:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amuse me, I'm bored...
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-26 04:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*chucks in his tuppence*
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 04:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-26 04:16:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
At first glance it would appear to be a staggering coincidence, but in truth it was a carefully timed comment that they hoped would slip though unnoticed until they had gotten a safe distance away.
We all know how flatulent you get when you're distressed.
"slap of lepers bellybutton fluff" Hahahaha those crazy kids!
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That's it avoid the subject of tramp-fellatio altogether. Now I know it to be true!
I shall be speaking with the boys at band practice tonight, and if I find out that this comment was just one of your clever rouses to bait me then I will lay a small bum egg in your bed on Saturday when you're passed out from the 2 pints that you manage to stomach.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-26 04:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At first glance it would appear to be a staggering coincidence, but in truth it was a carefully timed comment that they hoped would slip though unnoticed until they had gotten a safe distance away.
We all know how flatulent you get when you're distressed.
"slap of lepers bellybutton fluff" Hahahaha those crazy kids!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 04:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Dervel, it's strange that my band mates posted that review at the exact second that you posted on of your dire and garbled ramblings further down on this post.
Tell me, is this because you give head to vagrants to make yourself feel less worthless? You disgusting cock gobbler.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-26 04:01:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pocks Bandmates (user info) at 2005-05-25 04:51:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up Pock you useless slab of lepers bellybutton fluff, I would rather listen to the fucking Carpenters that have to hear your stupid incessant whining for another minute.
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This is my favourite review ever, its ace.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 03:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's some brilliant fucking reviews on here. My personal favorite was "if two wrongs don't make a right then why is incestuous mongoloid sex so funny?"... Oh right, sorry that was my review on Tinactins post, still you guys are pretty funny too.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-05-26 03:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-05-25 09:37:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Superman collects more fodder for his good friend Michael Jackson.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*roaring laughter*
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-05-26 03:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody flies that way. It's just uncomfortable
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-05-25 09:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Superman collects more fodder for his good friend Michael Jackson.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-25 06:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 05:19:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel the phuzzyness adds to the overall illusion of flight through space.
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I get around...
And he still owes me twenty bucks for letting him post it under his name.
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-05-25 05:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 05:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel the phuzzyness adds to the overall illusion of flight through space.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-25 04:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This would have been a little crispier if I wasn't so damned drunk when I did it.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-25 04:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 04:48:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
huh?
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What?
Dammit!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 04:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
huh?
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-05-25 04:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey good job... not.
Sphincter says what?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-24 22:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-24 21:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Muuust........sttttoooop........baby.........from.....hitting.......sun.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-05-24 21:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The look on Superman's face made me laugh
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-24 19:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-24 19:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For 2001.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-24 19:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66721 oops
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-24 18:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like the original was badly sized. I refuse, even in thid drunken state to take responsibility for its size.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-24 18:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking excellent.
Should have posted the link.