Ubertropolis - NSFW (3519 hits)
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Submitted by Snark << snarkk.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2005-05-25 02:19:13 EDT
*Warning* - The first 5 links are the reason words like "Disgust" exist in the dictionary.
UBERTROPOLIS
There is a place on the web unlike any other.
I discovered it eleven months ago and my life hasn't been the same since.
It's a meeting place, a bastion of sorts for free expression, a hostel for the unwashed.
It's a tidal pool in the information super ocean where the wonder and refuse of the mind collects.
Be careful. It's dangerous.
It will change you.
It if you open yourself to it, you risk letting the filth in, and trust me, there's more rot there than anything else.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65218
http://www.ubersite.com/m/48853
It's a polluted cesspool of intolerance, ignorance and hate.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45717
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66690
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66983
It's a wasteland of wasted thought.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66344
And people drown in it all the time.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66352
It is rife with everything that's wrong with the world, a shining example of the need for Hell.
It will take you places you don't deserve to go if you let it, but it's worth the risk.
There are wonders dancing in the muck.
There are treasures floating in the shit.
Rebellion lives there.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50518
Right next door to laughter.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61429
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43278
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65816
http://www.ubersite.com/m/27916
That place is a breeding ground for the inane, the insane, and the near genius.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61800
If you sift through the trash, if you sort through the entrails, there are rewards to be found.
Shining examples of the need for Heaven...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61244
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62437
...afloat on shards of imagination...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65868
http://www.ubersite.com/m/39141
If you're not too squeamish.
If you're bold enough.
If you're willing to put you're head in when your reach fails you.
There are amazing things to be found.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59738
But be careful, there is something lurking in its darkest places.
There's an Evil beyond anything your bible has prepared you for.
I mean, just look at these fuckers.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66865
User Reviews
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-10 05:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damage Control
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-31 15:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-31 14:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-25 19:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is a blatant hitslut.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-25 19:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-05-25 17:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very nice, thanks for the linkage, I am most humbled.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-05-25 17:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me giggle. Good for you.
I never knew what ubersite was until this.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-05-25 17:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-25 09:31:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2005-05-25 09:08:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn. Even your hit whore posts are beautiful.
And I'd like to point out that my most recent post was *far* more deserving of the title 'vile, disgusting, and without redeeming features whatsoever' than some of the ones that you classified as such.
:)
You rock my universe.
Submitted by Xena (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss you writing...I think I'm just getting over the shakes portion of the withdrawl cycle though...
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-25 12:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't worry too much.
I can't write on demand.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-25 11:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And if I ever face you in UM, I will fucking forfeit...
I can't compete...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-25 11:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-25 09:31:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2005-05-25 09:08:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn. Even your hit whore posts are beautiful.
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2005-05-25 11:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-25 10:54:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
...That's all I meant to portray. I really didn't expect so many hits.
Fuck, I NEVER get hits.
____
No worries. You, of all people, deserve the hits.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-05-25 10:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sniff*
*sob*
-2 Die!
and a big fat raspberry too!
P.S.
I hadn't seen some of these, good show!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-25 10:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm,
I know no ones going to believe this, but I didn't mean it to be one.
I was bored and my mind began to wander which is never a good thing.
I started thinking about how Ubersite is kind of a Babylon of the web.
This place has it all. Lust, avarice, gluttony, friendship, wisdom, beauty.
It's not all doled out in equal portions but what the hell. In some ways it's kind of better that you have to sift through the crap.
That's all I meant to portray. I really didn't expect so many hits.
Fuck, I NEVER get hits.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 10:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
711 hits in 9 hours during graveyard?
Yes. Thats a hitwhore post.
Look up holy grail on uber's search function for further details.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-25 10:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can this technically be a hitwhore post? I didn't link to any of my stuff...
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-25 09:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2005-05-25 09:08:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn. Even your hit whore posts are beautiful.
Submitted by Rocktsrgn (user info) at 2005-05-25 09:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn. Even your hit whore posts are beautiful.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-25 08:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the link big guy.
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-05-25 07:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you. Not only was your post beautfiully written, but then you linked so many insane posts that I'd never seen before. I loved them, they were thought provoking, insightful, touching, funny, silly, crazy, intense. Thanks.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-05-25 06:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-25 05:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice hit grab. This technique always works well.
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-05-25 05:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-25 03:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was meant jokingly, by the way.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-25 03:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, how nice! Even if it's a load of crap.
-2 DIE
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-05-25 02:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eowwwwwwwww.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-25 02:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-05-25 02:32:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF, mate?
==========
Idunno,
Like I said, I was bored.
OK, now I'm seriously crashing.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-25 02:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh, it's better that it's simple.
Nighty-night.
I promise not to spit in your mouth while you're sleeping...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-05-25 02:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF, mate?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-25 02:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stevie I actually had a post of yours in mind.
I have about 34 posts bookmarked, some of which are yours. I just couldn't fit them all in without cluttering this to shit, so I opted to keep it simple.
Also I'm lazy and it's bedtime.
Cheers Bro.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-25 02:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snark, if you're not entering UberMadness, I'll kill you.
...I'll also kill you for not including any of my posts in this.
That's double death, my boy.
I'm bringing the pain.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-25 02:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was bored.
Fuck it.