BartBart Exposed! Case no. HL188744 - Criminal sexual assault (SFW) (2009 hits)
Category: NewsRating: 1.87 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Strider <jesseisquite.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-25 13:20:06 EDT
http://www.chicagocrime.org/2005/feb/18/2pm/hl188744/
BartBart thought he could keep his crimes from the general Über public. But now, with the magic of the interweb you too can see the exact location and details of his crime.
As you might have read way back in Über history (http://www.ubersite.com/m/13012
), BartBart has a very unhealthy infatuation with Crème Brûlée followed by sex. It is this infatuation that lead him commit unspeakable acts on February 18th, 2005 at 2:05PM. Below is a pictorial account of what transpired...
User Reviews
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-01-25 17:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Har har.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-25 16:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You win. I found this funny.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Uber Art
and Super!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-24 11:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is hilarious! :D
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-24 10:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-06-17 15:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-17 11:43:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-03 06:12:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart looks like Jon from Garfield.
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Am I the only one that thinks he also looks like Napoleon Dynamite?
Like, if you genetically engineered a cross between Jon Arbuckle and Napoleon Dynamite...
you'd have Bart.
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Agreed! The curly hair and that pic of BartBart on the street prove your point.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-17 11:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-03 06:12:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart looks like Jon from Garfield.
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Am I the only one that thinks he also looks like Napoleon Dynamite?
Like, if you genetically engineered a cross between Jon Arbuckle and Napoleon Dynamite...
you'd have Bart.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-13 17:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-13 17:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go go gadget linkwhore!
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-06-03 10:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-03 06:33:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-03 06:12:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart looks like Jon from Garfield.\\\
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I was so just going to say that
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Now that you mention it...yeah, he sure does.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-03 06:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-03 06:12:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart looks like Jon from Garfield.\\\
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I was so just going to say that
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-03 06:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart looks like Jon from Garfield.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-03 05:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. Just awesome.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-03 05:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
consider yourslef +2d and myself badly ytped.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-06-03 05:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-26 02:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Brendan posted that by changing his external name to match bart's
***********
I am quite certain that this, should be, a simple concept for most to understand.
But then again, I have never been one to underestimate the stupi.................
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I herby declare this post +2'ed.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-25 21:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-05-25 19:23:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is certainly better than being a witness at the Michael Jackson trial.
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YaY! no Bannage!!! And Mikey likes it, he really likes it!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-25 19:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-25 19:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-25 19:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know... I think I could kick Bart's ass easily.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-05-25 19:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is certainly better than being a witness at the Michael Jackson trial.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-25 18:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by testy (user info) at 2005-05-25 17:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
absolutely fantastic!
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
top to bottom, left to right?
ehh, I guessed they could have been spaced a little better.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart After Dark
This could have been organized in a slightly more followable format. I mean, I could read it mostly in 'chronological' order, but it took more effort than I like to expend. +1 for effort and humor once it was all deciphered.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bantastic
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-05-25 14:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-25 14:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:39:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:36:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
Decide for yourself, this earned Brendan a ban: http://www.ubersite.com/m/64022
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Don't forget, Brendan posted that by changing his external name to match bart's....Decide for yourself which part earned the ban.
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Ahh, I remember that now. I should be safe then.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup. I'm laughing.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:36:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
Decide for yourself, this earned Brendan a ban: http://www.ubersite.com/m/64022
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Don't forget, Brendan posted that by changing his external name to match bart's....Decide for yourself which part earned the ban.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
zakalwe - is that link SFW?
off for lunch, hopefully I will still be unbanned by the time I return...
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My god... That picture of Bart with the big knife is just priceless. Man, this is an awsome post!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:36:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Decide for yourself, this earned Brendan a ban: http://www.ubersite.com/m/64022
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty good.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea whats going on but hey looked like alot of effort.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:31:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:24:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
He's going to ban you. HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:30:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
You will probably get banned for this.
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Man, I hope not. He has to at least chuckle at my creative use of pics HE posted.
Here's for hoping he's in a good mood...
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tee hee hee!
Excellent.
Maybe Bart Bart will let you slide, though. We'll see, won't we?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Did you also know Bart is actually the SECOND person to run Ubersite?
Here's proof!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56996
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:24:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
He's going to ban you. HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You will probably get banned for this.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I *KNEW* it!
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-25 13:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's going to ban you. HUMOR IS NOT ALLOWED!