jOBS? jOBS? aNYONE? (551 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -1.35 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by teh gary coleman <dcolemanturner.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-25 15:10:55 EDT
Background:
I just fuckin graduated from some shit college
Presently:
Went to a job interview today and they forced me to suck their dicks till the tip fell off. I HATE job interviews, what other point in your life do you feel more like a peice of cheap meat with turds hangin on? They wanna ask you...Whats your goals? What do you want to accomplish? Whats your stance on paramilitary guerillas in the south of Peru? FUCK ME I JUST WANNA MAKE SOME MONEY U FUCKIN CUNT BADGER. But no, you hafta tell them everything they wanna hear...like they give a shit anyways, they r just going to hire the handjob whore who sat next to you in FUCK_TEH_TEACHER_101.
Futurely:
still lookin..so watchout bitches....
Lesson of the Day:
Grow really big tits and giggle at bald hairy men who swear their company licks their dick nightly
-teh GarY
User Reviews
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:38:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:20:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:08:35 EDT (#)
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I didnt know they held interviews for glory hole attendants. Good luck with that homo johansen!
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-05-25 19:43:38 EDT (#)
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I find it surprising you're not employed.
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-25 16:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:16:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey...if you're a guy then you can give a better handjob than any girl...get in there and fight for your position!
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Submitted by swing39 (user info) at 2005-05-25 16:22:41 EDT (#)
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Harry Callahan: 'College boy, huh? Got your degree?'
Chico Gonzales: 'Sociology.'
Harry Callahan: 'Sociology? You'll go far...'
Submitted by Haggard (user info) at 2005-05-25 16:21:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2005-05-25 16:15:13 EDT (#)
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Bald hairy men?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:42:51 EDT (#)
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If people like this are our future, then we're all royally fucked.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:33:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:30:54 EDT (#)
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Dude, stop submitting your resume to brothels.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:29:27 EDT (#)
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SHITTY ALTER ALERT
SHITTY ALTER ALERT
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SHITTY ALTER ALERT
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You start Monday....
and don't forget, I want my dicked sucked really good or your fired Tuesday
Submitted by tehgareh (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:24:15 EDT (#)
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dman u grammer notzi...u gots me...fcuk
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:22:20 EDT (#)
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Well, at least you didn't call it "collage."
I'm sure you'll do fine sucking dick at interviews, "teh GaY."
Just get some tips from your mother.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:21:03 EDT (#)
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Hmmm you don't really endear yourself to anyone here.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:20:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:18:30 (#)
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Spook where can I apply?
http://www.tubgil.com/
That's where I would start.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:19:44 EDT (#)
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If I read this post I wouldn't give you a job either.
Submitted by tehgareh (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:18:58 EDT (#)
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hahah muther fuckers...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:18:30 EDT (#)
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Spook where can I apply?
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:18:26 EDT (#)
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You must have a psych degree
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:17:30 EDT (#)
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I can't understand why you haven't been hired? You seem like a well-educated and extremely knowledgeable individual.
Please check out my organization's website, I'm sure you can find a position:
http://www.lemonparty.org/
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:16:55 EDT (#)
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I like my alters in churches. Where I don't go.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:16:00 EDT (#)
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Hey...if you're a guy then you can give a better handjob than any girl...get in there and fight for your position!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:15:31 EDT (#)
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Better start learning Hindu, because that's where your job went, douche.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:15:24 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ on a tricycle that is a lot of spelling mistakes. You sure you graduated?
This sucked, besides looking like you mashed it out with your forehead.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:15:17 EDT (#)
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teh GarY sucks teh BoneR
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-25 15:12:11 EDT (#)
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Welcome to Uber. Feel free to get the fuck out ASAP!!!!