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Tom Cruise rapes Oprah Winfrey on live television! Exclusive screen caps inside! SFW! (6671 hits)

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Rating: 1.68 on 73 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2005-05-25 22:46:19 EDT




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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-06-24 09:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Glad I saw this on the MRR... Hilarious.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-24 09:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Are you kidding? No one nominated it. I don't think Bart has even seen it.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-24 09:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why isn't this on B@W yet?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-22 12:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God this is good shit...

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-22 12:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Goddamned awesome. I still love this.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-22 12:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

2800 hits? Where are they coming from? THis thing had about 600 a while back. Wow.

Submitted by Mr_Bungle (user info) at 2005-05-27 20:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Mr_Bungle (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:16:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

That was amazing and I stole it

I am posting it everwhere and taking all the credit!

yeah

---------------------------------------------------------------

was I lying?

no I do what I want and I tell you I am gonna do it

God I am sweet

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-27 19:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://captainfoamy.blogspot.com/2005/05/tom-rapes-oprah-again.html

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-27 19:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://captainfoamy.blogspot.com/

I like how foamy rips you off.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-27 05:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And again. B@W.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2005-05-26 23:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Instant classic. The last picture pulled it all together brilliantly.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-26 17:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm feeling generous today.

Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-05-26 17:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

until now, i did not know that it is indeed possible to vomit, ejaculate, and shit myself laughing at the same time.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 16:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Um....um.... shut up!



Submitted by TabathaS. (user info) at 2005-05-26 16:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sure, I'd like to see that happen.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 16:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TabathaS. (user info) at 2005-05-26 16:17:03 (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:32:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

My wife hates this... I'd just like to mention that.
____________

I'm sure they care.

---------

Oh you whore. You're cut off.

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-26 16:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, that Tom Cruise and his silly antics.

Submitted by TabathaS. (user info) at 2005-05-26 16:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:32:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

My wife hates this... I'd just like to mention that.
____________

I'm sure they care.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My wife hates this... I'd just like to mention that.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent use of a negro, I'm gonna give it a 10

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:02:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:51:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

The first time he tried to "nail" Operah, he crashed and burned...

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And the second?

I don't know, but it's looking good so far

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:47:46 (#)
Ranking: 1

You have too much time and money

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Money? Pardon?

Time? Yea, pretty much. But this only took about 20 minutes from downloading the pictures to posting it on Über.

♂

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oprah! Show me those floppy fun bags!

Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You have too much time and money


Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh...

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GOOSE!

Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHhahahahahaAHAHAHahahaHaHahaAH

:)

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Venti Oprahcchino.....BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:51:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

The first time he tried to "nail" Operah, he crashed and burned...

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And the second?



Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The first time he tried to "nail" Operah, he crashed and burned...


Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:50:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckin' goose.

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Silly Chillax, he's fucking Oprah! He's THINKING about Goose.

GOOOOOOOOOSE!!!! OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuckin' goose.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

honestly, this is what ubersite is all about. the best post in months.

def B@W.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Anyone can rape Oprah. She's a wide open hole.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking awesome. B@W

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"I have a craving for a venti Oprahccino"

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was hilarious. Uber is starting to pick up again thanks to posts like this. Those two frames starting with "take it" and ending with "GOOOOOSE" got me.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 08:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:03:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

you stole the idea from jimmy kimmel, didnt't you? tell the truth now...

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No, I don't watch that idiot.

And yea, the pictures came from a link on ESPN's Page 2, but I did this myself, thank you.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-26 07:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Look at her in that last frame! That's an O-face for sure, shamone!

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-05-26 07:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

i read espn.com page 2 daily links also.

Submitted by hobbs (user info) at 2005-05-26 06:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No fucking comment.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gay

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THE YANKEES ARE COMING! RUN FOR THE HILLS! WHATCH OUT FOR CHARLIES IN THE TREES! SHAMONE!

Submitted by killa (user info) at 2005-05-26 03:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Midgets with black people is not usually my thing, but this is funny.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 03:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ha ha ha

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-26 02:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:55:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Goooooooosee!!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-26 02:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

-2DIE

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-26 02:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

horrible

Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you stole the idea from jimmy kimmel, didnt't you? tell the truth now...

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very Good, Tommy Boy.

Submitted by ShiroGomi (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If Goose hadn't of already kicked the Almighty bucket, he would SO jealous right now.

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I pray to god i never see Oprah naked. Tom Cruise for that matter too. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by i_am_special (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:31:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

nigger sex auto -2
-----------------------------

hahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by i_am_special (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nigger sex auto -2

Submitted by Haggard (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh tommy...

Submitted by Mr_Bungle (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That was amazing and I stole it

I am posting it everwhere and taking all the credit!

yeah

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:03:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!

Submitted by Sounsexy00 (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I opened this with every intention of -2 dieing this until my index finger was blistered. Then I say the "GOOOOOOOSE" caption and almost wet myself.

-hadley

Amen.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Um, thanks?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

meh - but everything else of yours is usually a +2 so I'm willing to be that it's just 'cus I'm in a pissy mood.

so -2DIE

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-25 23:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

worth reading

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Goooooooosee!!

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-25 22:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet Nicole raped him nightly.

And I bet he liked it.


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