Could a woman be president? (650 hits)
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Submitted by Rixes (View user info) at 2005-05-26 00:09:41 EDT
Doubt it. I haven't seen a woman with enough charisma to become president yet, I'm not saying it will never happen but there has been only one women candidate that has ever been able to capture enough votes to actually win a state, and that was back in the 1800's. You would think they would make great politicians, they lie more and do a better job of it. So there must be some reason why, is it some characteristic or mannerism they lack? Maybe the lacking of a schlong perhaps. Could it be people are scared that every 28 days a women president would vent her rage by declaring war on some random country? You tell me, why or why couldn't a women be president, myself, I'm still voting for Walken.
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Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2005-05-27 00:05:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:57:27 (#)
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Although this is an obnoxious, sexist, pathetic post - more than likely written by a teenaged boy, I have to agree that I would vote for Walken too. But then, I would also have his children.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5430
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Obnoxious..check
Sexist...check
Pathetic...check
Written by a teenager...I'll be 21 in 39 days. I just have the mentality of a teenager, so NO check for that ya smelly bitch.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-26 16:51:05 EDT (#)
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"the way your dad saw it, this watch was your birth rite. he'd be damned if some slope would get his greasy yellow hands on it"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-26 16:38:37 EDT (#)
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Tune in to ABC this fall to find out!
Geena Davis stars as the first female President, Mondays at 9 pm/8 Central!
(I am not joking about this, btw, this TV show will be on this fall - it's a West Wing type of show)
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:57:27 EDT (#)
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Although this is an obnoxious, sexist, pathetic post - more than likely written by a teenaged boy, I have to agree that I would vote for Walken too. But then, I would also have his children.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5430
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:48:11 EDT (#)
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My governor is an action movie star married to a walking corpse.
Apparently anyone can aspire to be anything in America.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-05-26 10:58:45 EDT (#)
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I don't think that a women couldn't be president because she couldn't do a good job of it. I think that Americans aren't ready for a woman president. I one time had a discussion with a friend of mine who thought that if women rant he world there wouldn't be any more wars. I quickly shut her down by reminding her that women love to form into little groups and talk shit about other groups, the making of a great war.
So, we're pretty much fucked whoever runs this country. I think if a woman ran for president, she would lose terribly. She would get the hippie vote, and the fminist vote, but she would lose every single republican vote. She would get the extremely liberal vote, and maybe my vote. I seem to be the only person left alive that votes on how I think a person will perform as president. OHMIGOD Kerry's got a big nose I'm not voting for him. Kerry was the worst thing to happen to America. The Dems could have taken a random bum off the street and he would have done a better job than Kerry. How hard is it to beat Bush? what a slacker.
But uh, about that woman president thing. I think, right now, a woman would get about 25% of the votes.
I wouldn't trust Hillary in the white house.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-26 08:09:38 EDT (#)
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"When I get done with you babies, you are going to be wearing golden diapers."
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-26 07:47:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-26 07:46:03 EDT (#)
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Walken is the coolest man alive. I'd probably vote for him even if he was a tory.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-26 05:03:51 EDT (#)
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This is old and cliched.
Forensicgurlie, agreeing or not agreeing with a president's policies does not a bad job make.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:27:56 EDT (#)
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Where you been, asshole?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:17:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:14:47 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:00:43 (#)
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+2 for Walken,
- infinity for yet another oh-so-tired-and-overdone, women are deficient, inferior, or unable to do XYZ post.
Geezus!
If you all despise us THIS much, then why don't you guys pool your aresenals and start a worldwide mass gendercide on us females?
Geezus X2, do you honestly think a female could do a worse job than Bush?!?!?!
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I have a sneaking suspicion this post may be satirical....I don't know why....lets call it intuition.
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Yeah you're right. I shouldn't post when I'm so tired that I can't focus properly.
I can't freakin' sleep! Insomnia time again.
Submitted by Hands_Rambone (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:16:39 EDT (#)
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Because we don't need a "I Banged The President" porn site.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:14:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:00:43 (#)
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+2 for Walken,
- infinity for yet another oh-so-tired-and-overdone, women are deficient, inferior, or unable to do XYZ post.
Geezus!
If you all despise us THIS much, then why don't you guys pool your aresenals and start a worldwide mass gendercide on us females?
Geezus X2, do you honestly think a female could do a worse job than Bush?!?!?!
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I have a sneaking suspicion this post may be satirical....I don't know why....lets call it intuition.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:00:43 EDT (#)
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+2 for Walken,
- infinity for yet another oh-so-tired-and-overdone, women are deficient, inferior, or unable to do XYZ post.
Geezus!
If you all despise us THIS much, then why don't you guys pool your aresenals and start a worldwide mass gendercide on us females?
Geezus X2, do you honestly think a female could do a worse job than Bush?!?!?!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:59:00 EDT (#)
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Heidi Klum for Prez in 2008.
Submitted by Twiddle (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:26:22 EDT (#)
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I'm writing Walken in in 08
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:25:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:21:39 (#)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:20:04 (#)
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plus 2 for Walken
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:23:37 EDT (#)
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It's "Y helo thar buttsecks"
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:21:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:20:04 (#)
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plus 2 for Walken
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:20:04 EDT (#)
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plus 2 for Walken
Submitted by i_am_special (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:11:34 EDT (#)
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i dont know why i think that is so funny (hay thar buttseks) its like the funniest line ive ever read on uber and ive been reading her a long time lol
Submitted by i_am_special (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:10:52 EDT (#)
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hey thar buttseks