Official Notice: SPT is now LPT (sfw) "what I've been doing in the month I haven't been working" (982 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-05-26 00:39:48 EDT
We all know uber loves lists.
It makes it easier for those of us who can't be bothered by reading real paragraphs. By "us" I mean "you".
So, here is my LPT post...
LIST POST THURSDAY:
"What I have been doing in this month that I havent been working"
1. Went to Chicago
2. Went to Canada
3. Went to the lake (2)
4. Stopped working out
5. Started drinking nightly
6. Started smoking 1 1/2 packs a day
7. Started smoking 3 bowls a week
8. Painted an indian on the basement wall
9. Read 12 books
10. Saw one gay penis
11. Rescued two boxers (the dogs)
12. Stopped taking anti-depressants
13. Organized Michubercon 2005
14. Made the basement into an office
15. Realized that I rock, I rule, etc etc etc
User Reviews
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-05-27 13:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes!
This post is everything I could ever want to read.
Not really.
Sorry.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-27 13:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This doesn't get sexier the more I look at it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-27 09:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those are some hot shoes. Shoes are my vice. Or I guess I should say they are one of my many vices.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-27 03:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-26 02:44:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have this little fantasy when I see veins popping out on a woman's feet/hands.
I want to strip all of her clothes off, and rub a cucumber/green tea lotion over her entire body, taking special care at the hands and feet. I then start mani.pedicuring the female. When she is all pampered and powdered, I take the cuticle sissors and begin snipping those prominent veins, crimson life pouring out onto the formerly perfect creation that I had a hand in worshipping, if only for a minute. I continue to cut and snip, burrow and sever those veins.
I only wanted to destroy something beautiful.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-27 00:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those are my favorite shoes, and it makes me sad that the viens in my foot look so terribly grotesque. It's the lighting though... right?
I can't believe nobody followed the LPT law. I will be handing out tickets tomorrow.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-26 18:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those shoes reminded me of a joke. Why do puerto ricans wear pointed shoes? So they can kill cockroaches in the corner. I slay me.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-26 18:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice slingbacks, baby
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe.............................................you read books
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those are not my feet. All lies I tell you...
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-26 09:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
serious veinage there baby...
makes me want to slit your ankles and watch all the life our out of ya...
nothing personal...
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-05-26 09:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
3 bowls a week?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aw Nugget, you're so cute!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-05-26 07:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice post, nasty foot (too pointy)
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-26 07:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You just realized you rock?
The ability to rock is something that you either have or don't have.
I rock.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-05-26 02:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your leg looks petrified
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-26 02:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have this little fantasy when I see veins popping out on a woman's feet/hands.
I want to strip all of her clothes off, and rub a cucumber/green tea lotion over her entire body, taking special care at the hands and feet. I then start mani.pedicuring the female. When she is all pampered and powdered, I take the cuticle sissors and begin snipping those prominent veins, crimson life pouring out onto the formerly perfect creation that I had a hand in worshipping, if only for a minute. I continue to cut and snip, burrow and sever those veins.
I only wanted to destroy something beautiful.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-05-26 02:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-26 02:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Foirget that. I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
But unfortunatley, I have a crinmal record.
I know you thing That's a plus. Nut it aint.
Nits'
Nuts.
Go suck 'em./
I love you.
Good bye.@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-26 02:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What I have been doing today instead of working - at work..
1. Made a coffee.
2. Checked Uber for Apollo's Champion's League gloat-post.
3. Found it.
4. Read joedaddy's 'I thought I wanted to shoot the man', parts 1 & 2
5. Typed some nasty reviews
6. Tried to chat up a client
7. Stared at my P.A.'s arse
8. Made more coffee
9. Ate a 1.2 kilo tub of yogurt for lunch - fuck I love yogurt
10. Asked my P.A. to clean under her desk
11. Stared at her arse again
12. Actually did some work
13. Downloaded some mp3's
14. Did even MORE work
15. Just refreshed Uber
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-26 02:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sreiosuly bitch, SHIT THE FUK UO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those aren't my feet. Herpes was trying on my shoes the other day.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You've got manly feet.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I could attend Michubercon 2005
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shitfuck and Jose, try making sense next time you rate my posts.
and, whoever it was that called me an attention whore... you are so right. Just look at THIS review:
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:51:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh...
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-24 11:32:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm astounded by the content. I mean, LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING INSIGHT. Just look at it.
And the emote type things... you know, those emotions hid between dual *'s!!
I need to go fan myself.
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Oh no, someone hates it when the spotlight isn't on them..
So dude, you're not alone in your belief that I crave attention.
(really, I'm just bored, and this seemed like an easy and fun post to write, plus I intended on camping here in order to stave off said boredom)
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I had an interstinf converstation wtiht ,my dad toight:"
He said, I don't even known you JD,
and thet's the truth. PS--God: when I get to meet you, I'm gonna kill you.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No point going all WTH on your own post, attention-whore....
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-05-26 01:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That is the weirdest looking condom in the history of condoms.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God dammit. I wish I still had photoshop so I coulda erased those motherfucking veins.
Then you would have all thought "Wow, Corinne has GREAT FEET TOPS!"
And thanks... I'm excited, it seems like a kickass job.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on the job. A gay penis? Ahh ha ha ha ha.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I GOT A JOB. I start June 9th!
I rock, I rule, etc etc etc
Thank you for your patronage.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-26 00:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOAH LOOK AT THE VEINS!
Fucking christ.