Reasons to Hate Lobsters (SPT) (812 hits)
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Submitted by pantsarestupid (View user info) at 2005-05-26 11:28:43 EDT
I don't know why I can't get away from talking about lobsters.
I guess it's because I have a lobster on top of my computer.
I also have a plaster hand.
If I had a computer I'd take a picture.
But I don't...
So here are some googled images of "I hate Lobsters"
reasons.doc (37 kB) [application/octet-stream]
User Reviews
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-14 17:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I have murder in my heart.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-14 16:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-14 11:17:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
D_R will be well chuffed.
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Thanks Pants, I am VERY chuffed...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-26 19:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yaaaaaaaaay go retards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Let me get this straight.
You have a lobster on your computer, but you don't have a computer.
?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
yuck.
3 cheers for .jpg
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dem lobstas shure ar gud eatins! - brainthetruthspeaker, 2005.
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SPT will never die!!!
+2 for you =)
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate lobsters because when they're fuckin me in the ass and try to give me a reach-around, they always pinch my dick.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-1 for hating lobsters. +1 for being random. -1 for putting a word document on the web and me having lotus notes which is shite.
I have a plastic lobster called Nigel on my kitchen wall. and a lobster apron. Nigel was a moving in gift from my other half way back when I was at uni.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate lobster because i'm allergic to shellfish
the fact that lobster wants to kill me is a good enough reason to hate it
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Make a collage in Paint, save it as a Jpeg, and post that. Mabye I'll look at it.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ummm, k.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The police do not share our opinion, please send pants
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHOW ME YER TEATS GOD DAMMIT!!
THESE +2's aren't cheap ya know!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31202
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHOW ME YER TEATS!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STUPID NEW YORKER!
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NOOOOOOOOOOO ROOOOOOOOOCK LOOOOOOOOOOBSTER!!!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lobsters suck this post.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not reading all that.... But I'll still rate it as "worth reading". Why? because I can!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
He's in a giant clam
Down, down...
Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'
Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Mussels flexin'
Flippers flippin'
Down, down...
Let's rock!
Boys in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun
Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stringray
There goes a manta ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that pirahna
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A lobster killed my father
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If this doesn't get me some Hate...nothing will.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus christ woman, wordpad?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
try again with an image!!!!!! i may heart huckabees, but i don't heart word.
(+1 because i hate without reason)
Submitted by Helmut_Cat (user info) at 2005-05-26 11:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
David Lee Roth and crappy wine?
Sounds like a good time to me.