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"ETC gives head to Jaws" - Photoshop Comp #Uno (1813 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.8 on 58 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Loren (View user info) at 2005-05-26 12:50:56 EDT



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I didn't think this was going to get underway!

The original - http://www.ubersite.com/m/66722



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Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-16 00:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?id=68315

WINNER!!

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-06-12 00:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-05-31 04:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ask and you shall recieve:

Email: UberLechuga.at.Gmail.com
AIM: LechugaSnack212

And a good post to boot.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-05-27 09:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-27 02:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-26 22:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudun
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudun
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudun
dudundudun
dudundudun
dudundudundudundudun
DUNUDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-26 20:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh JAWS. I see.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-26 20:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How do you know that shark's a Jew?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-26 19:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

groovy

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-26 19:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like it, and not just because ETS is having his brain eaten.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-26 19:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-26 17:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

heh.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-26 17:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow.... Now that was clever. I would have cropped better on my post but I was drunk. I tend to to paste the layer over the top of the original and then delete the parts of the layer that I don't want and then use the burn tool right at the edges of both layers before merging them down, I don't like to use the crop tool if I can help it. I find the extract option useful sometimes too.

I was pleased to see your review after what I'd seen you do in the last competitions... I'd been burning for a go since but only recently got internet access at home and work doesn't have photoshop.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-26 16:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You. You're good.

Submitted by Didier (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am a fair man.
I liked this.

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

tee hee

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Something like that.....

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Have your baby?

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Ohhlhhh, I get it. ETS gioves HIS HEAD to Jaws..... your know, he's not really giveing head to Jaws, since Jawns has no peener. But Lorhen was playing with words, aand she made the picture LOOKs like ETS was giving hims head willingly to Jaws, whyich is why the title sabys "ETC Gives head to Jaaws", but I'm smart, and Ib knew that ETC meant ETSy, and wasn't an all-caps abbreviation of the word "etcetera".

Hee hee.... Loren is a funny funny girl.
You rule, Loren.


Now look for the secret code.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Your cunt is flappy and it stinks.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ETS- Be watchful of 'older' women. They *really* know what they want. Which is the problem. Once they want something, they just won't back down. And if that includes your penis, your life will turn into a stalking nightmare. I'm going through this as I write this!

I'm not suggesting Loren is like this at all. Just an occasion for general advice for innocent young men out there who might have women trying to subjugate them into their dirty ways.

I miss my normal life :~(

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha... so surreal and yet so familiar...

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:48:07 (#)
Ranking: 0

electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:30:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:12:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

Oops. I can't believe I entitled it ETC.

I guess it was that whole "etc... etc..." thing that clogged up my brain.

ELECTRIC TOOTH SYNDROME. ETS.

My apologies.

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How EVER could you make it up to me????


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
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ETS - If I wasn't involved w/someone I would have a few suggestions of my own. Trust me.
:)


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Of course, what was I thinking? I wouldn't DREAM of leaving him out...




We'll send him a copy of the video.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Technically, it's fine but from a creative standpoint, all I can muster up is a "meh".

The original picture sucked donkey balls, which, in essence, is the cause of all of these rather mundane photoshop efforts.

On a side note, I'd still do you.



Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

poor old ets- fist you bite his head off, then you get his name wrong!

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:30:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:12:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

Oops. I can't believe I entitled it ETC.

I guess it was that whole "etc... etc..." thing that clogged up my brain.

ELECTRIC TOOTH SYNDROME. ETS.

My apologies.

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How EVER could you make it up to me????


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
----------------

ETS - If I wasn't involved w/someone I would have a few suggestions of my own. Trust me.
:)


Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jaws smeared her lipstick because she was making out with an Orca.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jaws is cute

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shit, sorry...

Damnit! Now we're even.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YES

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:12:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

Oops. I can't believe I entitled it ETC.

I guess it was that whole "etc... etc..." thing that clogged up my brain.

ELECTRIC TOOTH SYNDROME. ETS.

My apologies.

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How EVER could you make it up to me????


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


That was funny.


Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heheheh. This rocks on many levels.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does he remind me of Willy Wonka, or The Purple Pieman?

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:54:33 (#)
Ranking: 1

Poor ETS, doesn't even get the basic respect of a correctly spelled name.

Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Loren competing in this contest is like sending a high school track star to compete in the special olympics because he has a sprained thumb.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome!

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oops. I can't believe I entitled it ETC.

I guess it was that whole "etc... etc..." thing that clogged up my brain.

ELECTRIC TOOTH SYNDROME. ETS.

My apologies.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like it

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:52:44 (#)
Ranking: 2

I love the photo....but don't know who ETC is?


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He is a nasty, slithering shark molester... Steer clear of him at all costs.

Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool =)
I love plastic toy sharks, yay!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You rule at this.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beautiful.

Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by southernmiss (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good one

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Poor ETS, doesn't even get the basic respect of a correctly spelled name.

Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay head!

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's awesome

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Because I couldn't choose +1.5

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heheh, not bad.

I was working on one but can't be arsed continuing it.

Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool!

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love the photo....but don't know who ETC is?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-26 12:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This could look like a pink floyd album cover


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