Blindsided (915 hits)
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Submitted by Snark << snarkk.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2005-05-26 13:53:14 EDT
BLINDSIDED
Whoah!
Hold on a minute... what the fuck is this?
I didn't plan this!
What the hell is happening to me?
What's this tightness in my chest? Who put these goddamned butterflies in my stomach?
Shut up God, I can hear you laughing up there you bastard.
Why can't you give me something I expect for once, instead of constantly sneaking up on my with your big-ass Life Basher?
I was happy damnit.... well content at least... OK maybe not content, but I was used to the way things were.
I was dating. I was free. I was completely self absorbed and gleefully hedonistic.
Why can't you let me self destruct? It's all I ever asked from you.
How long have you been plotting this I wonder?
Did you have yourself a nice bowl of popcorn and a comfy chair when you watched me fall into your trap?
Did you rub your buttery hands together in Old Testament anticipation the day she gave me her number?
Anyone else and I would have seen you coming you know. I've been expecting you to make your move for some time now but I never expected this. I never expected this woman.
You knew all the time.
You knew that I would be defenseless if you faced me off against a real woman, rather than the girls I have been dated.
You knew the wall would begin to crack if I met someone like her; Someone with class, and poise and that thing about her that makes her so enticingly feminine.
You hit me low man. That's some dirty fucking pool you're playing.
I can't believe you gave me so much that I didn't realize I wanted.
Shame on you.
I'm on to you now and you know it. I'm not as weak as you think. I'm not going to fall into your plan like Timmy into the well. I know you well enough to realize that Lassie would break a leg before reaching help in time.
Nuh Uh.
No way.
Nice try but no dice.
You think just because she's the first thing I think about when I wake up in the morning, that I'm just going to blindly follow your design don't you? You think that you can fake me out with the way she smells and feels, and how she makes me forget who I am.
Well surprise big guy. I'm not that gullible.
The games not over and you haven't won yet.
I'm going to take things slow this time. My eyes are NOT wide shut. I'm going to do this thing my way for once.
Sit back, watch and learn.
I'm going to ride this thing out to the end. I'm going to keep my defenses up, regardless of how incredible she is.
Tonight when I see her, she's going to realize that your little charade is up. She's going to know that the game belongs to me now.
I'm going there straight after work and set things right; set them to the way they should be.
I just need to stop and pick up some roses first.
Geez, I hope she likes my new cologne.
God help me.
I think I'm falling for her.
User Reviews
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-10 05:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2005-07-02 07:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I sometimes feel that way about God when things work out so perfectly without me putting too much of my hands into it. The universe is a strange thing friend. Don't ever forget it...oh, and she can be fickle too.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-23 12:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damage Control
Submitted by ProgramGeek (user info) at 2005-06-22 17:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Benny (user info) at 2005-06-01 22:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great stuff mate. I hope it all works out for you.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-05-29 01:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wooo! <insert happy dance here>
oh and you should have this...
SNARK <--------- Nice guy, not too bright.
tatooed on your inner thigh.
er.. did I mention woo?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-26 20:27:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aww
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-05-26 20:10:53 EDT (#)
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Wow. So....yeah. I'm pumped for you buddy, it's hard to find a woman these days that's sane, let alone, well, sane. Good luck.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-26 19:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for you.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-05-26 17:21:23 EDT (#)
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Yay!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-26 17:17:53 EDT (#)
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good luck.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-05-26 17:15:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:03:51 (#)
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Enjoy the ride, however long or short it may be.
Great luck to you, man. I really mean it.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-26 17:01:05 EDT (#)
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Ahahahaha
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-26 16:37:13 EDT (#)
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I'm still waiting for that bitch to hex you and eat your still-beating heart right out of your chest in a fucked up Indiana Jones tie-in....
Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:55:19 EDT (#)
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Yay!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:47:08 EDT (#)
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AWWWWWWWW
Go get her, Tiger!!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:34:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:13:35 (#)
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What makes you think 'God' had anything to do with it?
Don't you think perhaps, that it may be the work of the 'other guy'?
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They're one in the same aren't they?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What makes you think 'God' had anything to do with it?
Don't you think perhaps, that it may be the work of the 'other guy'?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Be a good man to her and she will leave for someone who beats her and is verbally abusive. Whip her ass and she wants a suave treat-me-right kind of boy...its a lose lose. Just wear a rubber!!
Yes, the vulva is a little bitter.............
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have been there...
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:16:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:03:51 (#)
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Enjoy the ride, however long or short it may be.
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My sentiments exactly.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:11:19 EDT (#)
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Yaye for ghey!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kept my attention the entire time...bravo
I thought there might be a twist at the end like God made you marry this chick and now your pissed at God.
Submitted by Xena (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'm actually speechless..
I'm happy for you
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
blindsided by the light...
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:03:51 EDT (#)
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Enjoy the ride, however long or short it may be.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:03:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:02:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
No.
Love this post.
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Oh, hahaha.
SNARK <--------- Nice guy, not too bright.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:02:15 EDT (#)
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No.
Love this post.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:00:18 EDT (#)
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"Indignant conversation with God" posts are always good
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-26 14:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tigerlilly,
Love is a strong word and one I'm not prepared to use right now.
Hadtobedone,
No worries bro,
I'm working on something wonderfully depraved with Bigmike.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's a zombie or a killer or something, right?
Cuz I can't have you going from Necrosiac and TME to this sappy shit, bro....
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:57:03 EDT (#)
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This spoke to me, for I have fallen in deeply deep love with UrbaneMischief.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-05-26 13:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep
I'm a wee bit smitten.