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"We Ain't Found Shit!" - SPT (1453 hits)

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Rating: 1.77 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TheSpook (View user info) at 2005-05-26 15:26:32 EDT




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User Reviews


Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-08-03 13:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Look at this insignia sir! It's a 'Y'!"

"Yogurt? I *hate* yogurt. Even with strawberries."

Ima gonna go watch it again, instead of doing something productive.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-08-03 13:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, either you really suck, or I'm reviewing bandwagon posts out of context, 'cos your posts are just stupid. here's a +2 and I will back away slowly from your posts..... forever!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-16 19:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*Pat Somerall monotone* "Metcalf.. fields the ball on the five yard line.. to the twenty, the forty, better hurry..(Joe Montana Football reference - Sega Megadrive - Genisis for you, Seppo) he's outta there!!!! TOUCDHDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"

John Madden: WOOOOOOOOOO!! BROWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-06-16 19:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dammit, and I wasted my SPT post on something non shit-posty. When will I learn?

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-16 19:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Isn't that Tim Russ?

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-06-16 18:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Great..... a Druish princess.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-16 18:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO UNDERPAID GOVERMENT WORKERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-16 15:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that's because he hasn't looked in the mirror yet.

Submitted by cigarr (user info) at 2005-06-16 11:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-01 08:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha, forgot to review...keep, on keepin' on.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-05-28 16:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Comb the desert!!!" Ahhhh, SpaceBalls. A Mel Brooks classic

Submitted by cham0159 (user info) at 2005-05-28 16:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-05-28 03:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ha ha ha ha well done old chap!

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-05-28 02:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was this big?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-27 17:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah

Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-05-27 17:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Spaceballs rules!

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-27 09:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is an official warning. You are in violation of LPT. Do not make the same mistake next Thursday.

Thank You,

Corn

http://www.ubersite.com/m/67129

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-27 08:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/67137#1348453

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-27 06:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHA

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-27 06:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the best post ever.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-26 22:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What is this?

This is now, now.

What?

You see, this is now, sir. What you're seeing now, is happening now.

What happened to then?

When, sir?

Just now?

We passed it.

When?

Just now.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-05-26 22:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Helmut-Cat!

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-26 22:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"

Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-05-26 21:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:31:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

I knew even before I clicked

Thank you
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:30:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:29:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

AHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! **GASP** AHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

"COMB THE DESERT! DO YOU HEAR ME!? COMB THE DESERT!!"

"I don't think this is what he meant, sir."

hahahahahha
----

Best damn scene in the whole movie! That's the one line that has stuck with me since the first time I saw it when I was a kid.

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-05-26 20:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This could be the best SPT post of all time.

































Doesn't that mean it isn't a SPT at all?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-26 20:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"I see your shwartz is much bigger than mine."

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-26 18:55:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

The only thing I remember from that film was jamming the radar. And Colonel Sanders.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-05-26 18:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

'SPT'?

Submitted by MrCoffee (user info) at 2005-05-26 18:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whats the matter Colonel Sanders? CHICKEN?!?

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-26 16:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome.

Submitted by Haggard (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this makes me want to go home and watch it again

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Perfect.

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dark Helmet: What the hell is this? What's with all the bubbling and churning?

Col. Sanders: That sir, is Mister Coffee. Would you like some coffee, sir?

Dark Helmet: Of course I would. I always have coffee when I watch radar, you know that!

Col. Sanders: Of course I do, sir.

Dark Helmet: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!

Crew: Of course we do, sir!

-------------------

Dark Helmet: You see Lonestar, evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb. Prepare to say goodbye to your two best friends...and I don't mean the idiots in the Winnebago.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:31:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

I knew even before I clicked


Thank you

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nine... eight... six...

SIX!? What happened to seven?

just kidding

-----

Hello Marlene.

I'm Charlene.

Hello Charlene.

I'm Marlene.

Oh go chew your gum.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."

Submitted by swing39 (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"She's gone from suck to blow!"

Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mmmmm yogurt

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"I've seen this look somewhere else" I thought aloud, as I went to unscrew the top of my hotel shampoo.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Prepare the jump to .... Ludicrous speed"

Great movie.

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"How many assholes do we have on this ship?"
(all hands raise)
"Holy shit, I'm surrounded by assholes!"

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yes

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I knew even before I clicked


Thank you

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:29:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

AHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! **GASP** AHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

"COMB THE DESERT! DO YOU HEAR ME!? COMB THE DESERT!!"





"I don't think this is what he meant, sir."



hahahahahha

Submitted by Didier (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! **GASP** AHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

"COMB THE DESERT! DO YOU HEAR ME!? COMB THE DESERT!!"





"I don't think this is what he meant, sir."



Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Spaceballs?

Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
-sorry I loved that movie... once now I just like it... alot =)

SPT will never die!!!
+2 for you =)

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-26 15:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!



Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd
lessons!

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