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don't cLICK here...you WILL be bORED +2 die ;) (486 hits)

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Submitted by teh gary coleman (View user info) at 2005-05-27 00:54:18 EDT


-Its this feeling i get, when i feel departed from anyone else in this damn world.
-Like my life has no upside, just a bunch of unconsequential fuckups that play throughout my head.
-By reading this you may think i am some depressed loser and need help, but personally i feel like i am blessed to be able to live this way, or just be living at all.
-I dont tend to take anything for granted and feel like my life is too damn blessed for me not to make a difference.
-My mind struggles with the thought of greatness, how to achieve what has no "real" definition
as i struggle with this thought, i am constantly being overpowered with a sense of urgency at the age of 20
-Like if i dont make my moves now while i can the world will pass me bye
-Before you know it i am joe shmoe working for bob shmoe doing shmoe things for shmoe people living a boring shmoe life
-Hopefully i can find guidance without the assistance of a bottle or blunt





Thats me all right, i am the world's greatest fucking critic




they say a picture is worth a thousand words...
this is by far the luckiest ferret/weasel/chipmunk ever...

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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-27 10:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

funny pic, but even thats not enough.

Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-05-27 10:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yay chipmunk

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-05-27 09:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Didnt read, +2 for the pic

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-27 09:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Eat more cock.

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-05-27 05:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

groundhog day?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-05-27 05:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Are you twelve or something? Always remember that 'I' am an important person so 'I' spell my name with a capital letter.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-27 01:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by tehgareh (user info) at 2005-05-27 01:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whatchu talkin bout sass?

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-27 01:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the sad thing is: gary coleman might actually try to stoop to ubersite levels to get attention

Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-05-27 01:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

too tired to read, funny chipmunk


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