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Is permanent marker toxic? (594 hits)

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Submitted by Sofa_Ace (View user info) at 2005-05-27 11:10:06 EDT

Does anyone know if Sharpie permanent marker is toxic? This morning I drew a face on my penis, you know, so we could communicate better. I tried to rub it off three times already, but succeeded only in making myself cum. My balls are starting to shrivel, but the face is still there. I need help.

This sentence is only here so this post has two paragraphs, cause you pussies will bitch if it only has one, even though it only needs one ... or none.

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Submitted by lunarshadows (user info) at 2005-06-07 02:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

why the fuck would you draw on your tiny dick to talk to it better? but then again it's probably your only friend you have

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-05 00:02:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-09-11 23:12:33 (#)
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If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-05-27 11:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Smell a Sharpie. Does it smell safe? Why would people huff them if they didn't fuck you up somehow?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-27 11:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It is, but only in very high doses. Perhaps you should try antifreeze.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-27 11:25:23 EDT (#)
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Is your brain damage permanent?

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-27 11:21:02 EDT (#)
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maybe i'm dislexic. i read that first bit as "i drew a penis on my face..."

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-27 11:18:47 EDT (#)
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www.schoolsmells.tk

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-27 11:17:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

is teh ghey buttsecks illegal?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-27 11:15:25 EDT (#)
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http://www.lemonparty.org/

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-27 11:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No it's not. Sniff it if you don't beloeve me.