Killing Time (510 hits)
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Submitted by vodka7tall <vodka7tall.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-05-27 14:13:54 EDT
The fat lady who lives across the street from my office is wandering in, out, and about her house. She putz's around, doing a whole lot of nothing. It looks like she might be waiting for someone to pick her up.
She opens the mailbox and pulls out a little package, opening it before she returns inside. The mailbox is one of those ones you'd see on the side of a dirt road, at the end of a hundred foot long driveway leading to a red brick farm house. What the hell it's doing here in the middle of suburbia, I'll never know.
Her chubby knees and thick ankles are protruding from her little white skirt. The tone of her skin is exceptionally pasty. Although I can't see from here, I'm pretty sure if I was any closer, those jiggly thighs would be all dimply and cottage cheese-like. Just thinking about them gives me a bone-chilling shiver, despite the fact it's nearly 80 degrees in my office.
She's wearing a flowered blue tank top that looks like maybe it was made from the liner of a pool. Hell, for the size of her, maybe it was.
The fan centre on my new computer is entirely too loud. I have to jack the sound up on the ringer just to hear the incoming calls. I think the constant buzzing in my ear is driving me slowly insane.
There's a stack of invoices in my tray about 4 inches thick. Maybe if the boss wasn't out of town, or it wasn't so goddamn hot in here, or it wasn't Friday afternoon, I would think about entering them in the computer.
I wish I had brought my book with me. I was planning to, but changed my mind this morning on my way out the door, knowing how much work I had to do. I figured the book would just distract me, and if the temptation wasn't there, I'd have no choice but to get something done. I don't know who I thought I was kidding.
Now I'm stuck here staring at the fat lady across the street with her frizzy hair and pool-liner shirt.
Fuck, I can't wait until 4:30.
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-29 02:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm... vodka....
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-27 18:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fridays before holiday weekends are the most interminably long days known to man. My boss hasn't been in the office since Tuesday, but I had to stay at the office until 4. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-27 16:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Her chubby knees and thick ankles are protruding from her little white skirt. The tone of her skin is exceptionally pasty. Although I can't see from here, I'm pretty sure if I was any closer, those jiggly thighs would be all dimply and cottage cheese-like. Just thinking about them gives me a bone-chilling shiver, despite the fact it's nearly 80 degrees in my office.
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I should have given you a -2 for putting this image in MY head and making ME shiver.
But then I realised that's the whole point of a +2
Either that or it's the AC in my office (which works FAR too well BRRRR)
=P
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-05-27 15:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me too.
Submitted by rurumon (user info) at 2005-05-27 14:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
god. whine much?
Submitted by SkyLaR (user info) at 2005-05-27 14:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-05-27 14:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah... this is me... and every one on here... and the name of the collection of sites that this is the biggest one of. But I'm at school! Some how, I think that's worse, but, it does end earlier.
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-05-27 14:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My God, I thought I was the only one feeling that way today...I keep almost nodding off!
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-05-27 14:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha. pool liner shirt.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-05-27 14:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Friday afternoon misery...