Pissin in a Mountain Dew (405 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -1.25 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by teh gary coleman (View user info) at 2005-05-29 00:14:31 EDT
So I am sitting here at my laptop thinking to myself, "hey there teh gareh(thats me), guess what would be awesome? To write a concise article about how to do number 1 in a 20 oz mountain dew bottle from a males standpoint." So here we go folks, brought to you by the good folks at Pepsi and the letter R. Just remember, R is for RICK JAMES BIYATCH ;)
1. Find a mountain dew bottle. Just ask the nearest extreme games athlete (pfffft), stinky crack whore, or smuggle it out of the 5th dimension. Preferably the second option.
2. Drink all the yellow-5 and shrink your balls.
3. Aim and fire at all that is wrong with corporate America.
4. Zip up your fly and remember how funny Louie Anderson is
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-29 01:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love it when people's comments become miniature posts like The_Grammar_Nazi's.
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-05-29 01:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mountain Dew's primary ingedient is monkey piss. So what's the point of pissing into the bottle? Do human kidneys have some sort of filtering system such that our urine is ejected in a much purer form than a monkeys? If so, why is monkey urine still employed? AND WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE THEIR JOBS?!
And why, Oh Mighty Ringmeat, did you only give instructions for guys? What if some chick is bitchy and wants to piss in her boyfriend's Mountain Dew? Are you so heartless that you couldn't make another set of instructions with the steps "place large funnel in bottle to assist in collection" and "go see The Grammar Nazi for the jackhammering of a lifetime?"
To summarize:
1) Stop taking jobs away from out lesser primate kin. If they had jobs, they wouln't be biting people and spreading Ebola, Marburg, and the Ghey African AIDS.
2) Send pussy my way. A blantant homosexual such as yourself has no need or it and, since you also have an extra 21st chromosome, the only contribution to society that you can make is to assist me in my goal to get more tang than an astronaut.
Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-05-29 00:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I didn't know Yoda liked Dew...
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-05-29 00:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AH HA
So Louie Anderson is Michael Jackson
I knew it