The real reason Über was broken. (Warning AIM convos) (1326 hits)
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Submitted by Herpes (View user info) at 2005-05-30 12:51:41 EDT
AIM posts are dumb, stupid, and outright retarded. The only thing more retarded than an AIM conversation post, is the people who get caught in AIM conversation posts. After getting home last night after a long night of drinking, Queen Ashlee IMed me complaining about how Ubersite was still down.
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missravie (1:34:15 AM): 12 hours and counting
Dumb Bitchez (1:34:22 AM): haha
Dumb Bitchez (1:34:23 AM): nerd
missravie (1:34:24 AM): what'm i going to DO?!?!
missravie (1:34:52 AM): i AM
missravie (1:34:55 AM): help me.
Dumb Bitchez (1:34:58 AM): haha
missravie (1:35:06 AM): i need like, a support group or something
Dumb Bitchez (1:35:20 AM): well, without the uber, who are you going to turn to
missravie (1:35:31 AM): oh shit
missravie (1:35:34 AM): oh god
missravie (1:35:39 AM): might as well just kill myself now
Dumb Bitchez (1:36:04 AM): do it on webcam... I gotta see that shit
missravie (1:36:30 AM): niiiice
missravie (1:36:37 AM): well thanks for the support at leas6t
Dumb Bitchez (1:37:10 AM): try www.pulsehead.com
missravie (1:37:28 AM): been there done that
missravie (1:37:30 AM): not the same
missravie (1:37:42 AM): I really need to berate someone right now.
missravie (1:38:01 AM): i need someone to call me a vile bitch
Dumb Bitchez (1:38:06 AM): oh shut up
missravie (1:38:08 AM): you don't understand
Dumb Bitchez (1:38:09 AM): you vile bitch
missravie (1:38:12 AM): i'm desperate here
Dumb Bitchez (1:38:16 AM): you're so worthless, it's funny
missravie (1:38:16 AM): ahhhhhhhhhhh
missravie (1:38:29 AM): i feel strangely better
Dumb Bitchez (1:38:38 AM): because you are a dilapidated cunt
missravie (1:39:10 AM): you DO love me!
missravie (1:39:20 AM): so listen. Manfre... remember manfre?
Dumb Bitchez (1:39:27 AM): uhm, sure
missravie (1:39:54 AM): is that one of those "no, but i don't really want to hear it, so I'll pretend I do" sures?
Dumb Bitchez (1:39:54 AM): Mr. Homosuspicion, right?
missravie (1:40:18 AM): maybe. but he's not.
missravie (1:40:28 AM): he organized the first ever ubercon?
Dumb Bitchez (1:40:29 AM): why? Did you fuck him?
missravie (1:40:37 AM): maybe a little.
missravie (1:40:42 AM): hey. i was drunk.
Dumb Bitchez (1:40:44 AM): you sucked his cock?
Dumb Bitchez (1:40:46 AM): you dirty whore!
missravie (1:41:16 AM): actually i didnt
missravie (1:41:22 AM): well ANYWAY
missravie (1:41:27 AM): he wants me to come visit him
missravie (1:41:39 AM): offered to pay for my whole trip
Dumb Bitchez (1:41:40 AM): you'll visit him, but won't come fuck me... I mean, visit me?
missravie (1:42:12 AM): ha. you're such a.... i don't even know
Dumb Bitchez (1:42:25 AM): tease?
missravie (1:42:32 AM): yes. that.
Dumb Bitchez (1:42:43 AM): It's ok... I'm not a complete tease...
Dumb Bitchez (1:42:49 AM): I'd let you suck my dick without question
missravie (1:42:50 AM): anyway. i;m talking free vacation here. nice hotel. and it's NOT just about sex
Dumb Bitchez (1:42:53 AM): maybe even slip you a finger
Dumb Bitchez (1:43:05 AM): or FIVE!
missravie (1:43:05 AM): you manwhore you
missravie (1:43:16 AM): i don't know if i should go though
Dumb Bitchez (1:43:22 AM): nah, don't
Dumb Bitchez (1:43:25 AM): he's creepy
missravie (1:43:34 AM): because after ubercon, he like, hated me or som3ething
missravie (1:43:38 AM): for a few months
missravie (1:43:44 AM): i mean, he was fucking MEAN
Dumb Bitchez (1:43:54 AM): he's gay
Dumb Bitchez (1:44:03 AM): I'm telling you... he is a fag
missravie (1:44:08 AM): you think?
Dumb Bitchez (1:44:10 AM): literally, not metaphorically
Dumb Bitchez (1:44:14 AM): if not fag, bi
missravie (1:44:32 AM): yeah probably
missravie (1:50:35 AM): fuuuuuuuuck its late
Dumb Bitchez (1:50:44 AM): yep... 2am
missravie (1:51:14 AM): i didnt even notice
missravie (1:51:32 AM): this is the first time ive been out of bed iwthourt feeling like death for like a week
Dumb Bitchez (1:52:08 AM): Go masturbate, you'll feel fine
missravie (1:52:32 AM): hahaha
missravie (1:52:34 AM): im ok now
missravie (1:52:38 AM): ive been sick though
Dumb Bitchez (1:53:34 AM): masturbation is the miracle cure
missravie (1:53:49 AM): here i always thought it was weed.
Dumb Bitchez (1:54:35 AM): haha WRONG
missravie (1:55:13 AM): the more you know.
missravie (1:55:35 AM): well love
missravie (1:55:39 AM): its past my bedtime
Dumb Bitchez (1:55:44 AM): Are you going to go masturbate?
missravie (1:55:54 AM): i was thinking "sleep"
missravie (1:55:54 AM): but
Dumb Bitchez (1:55:58 AM): hey heyyyy
missravie (1:56:06 AM): if it'll make YOU feel better
Dumb Bitchez (1:56:10 AM): if you do, leave me a voicemail
missravie (1:56:12 AM): i'll masturbate.
Dumb Bitchez (1:56:14 AM): I bet you'll love it
missravie (1:56:39 AM): I'm sure.
missravie (1:56:44 AM): night, darlin
Dumb Bitchez (1:57:05 AM): night
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After I realized that there are more people like Ashlee, I decided to bring it up to others. Throwing blame in their direction. The second person I came across (snort snort chuckle) was Tom. Tom's claim to Uber-fame was the stint he had at the top of the Most Viewed Messages. It caused a rift between he and other users based on it's hillarity and popularity. It also effectively slowed uber to a crawl during it's ascent, so I decided to play on that...
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Dumb Bitchez (2:04:07 AM): way to go mr. P2P, your post overloaded the site and now it's broken!
Tom The Uber (2:04:16 AM): What are you talking about?
Tom The Uber (2:04:33 AM): It's not even #1 anymore
Dumb Bitchez (2:04:44 AM): so, it still overloaded the site
Tom The Uber (2:04:52 AM): Oh it did not
Tom The Uber (2:04:59 AM): Not unless it just suddenly got a million hits
Tom The Uber (2:05:03 AM): it'd take a shitload to overload ubersite
Dumb Bitchez (2:05:23 AM): Oh it most certainly did. It was linked on several message boards by yours truly, and BAM
Dumb Bitchez (2:05:26 AM): site down
Tom The Uber (2:05:47 AM): The only reason it overloaded in the past was because the server was going through flimsy readjustments at the same time collegehumor.com
Tom The Uber (2:06:05 AM): so those 70,000 or so views coupled with regular traffic and the weakness of connections caused a crash
Tom The Uber (2:06:10 AM): I highly doubt that it was my post
Dumb Bitchez (2:06:13 AM): and it happened again
Tom The Uber (2:06:22 AM): Dude, where is it linked?
Tom The Uber (2:06:38 AM): and why the hell would you link it places?
Dumb Bitchez (2:06:40 AM): everywhere and anywhere
Dumb Bitchez (2:06:48 AM): I don't have time to dsicuss it, I'm drunk
Tom The Uber (2:06:54 AM): whatever
Dumb Bitchez (2:06:55 AM): just thought I'd let you know
Tom The Uber (2:07:02 AM): Well once again I break ubersite
Dumb Bitchez (2:07:13 AM): woo hoo1 two times!@2
Dumb Bitchez (2:07:19 AM): peace
Tom The Uber (2:07:21 AM): bye
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For the past few weeks or so, yours truly and Rad's wife have been having an online extra-marital affair. Rad's cool with it, but I don't think his wife knows I've been shaving my head and crawling into the bed with Rad's pajamas on. Rad was the first person I blamed. He accepted the blame for his actions, and was boring after that.
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Dumb Bitchez (1:34:31 AM): You broke it
rad11011979 (1:34:44 AM): yep
Dumb Bitchez (1:36:22 AM): Nice job fucko, now how am I going to pimp on your wife?
rad11011979 (1:39:01 AM): dunno
Dumb Bitchez (1:39:36 AM): oh, are you the wife?
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Mr Cancer isn't too funny. I would have edited this one out, but he calls Habeeb shit, and gets a jab in on Fat Tony.
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Dumb Bitchez (1:34:38 AM): way to go fucker, you broke it
FunnyAsCancer (1:34:58 AM): i know...
FunnyAsCancer (1:35:01 AM): i'm so sorry
FunnyAsCancer (1:35:08 AM): i blame habeeb
FunnyAsCancer (1:35:15 AM): i couldn't take one more shitty drawing
Dumb Bitchez (1:35:36 AM): It's your fault. You thought you were awesome, and you broke it
FunnyAsCancer (1:35:51 AM): *sob* it's so true
Dumb Bitchez (1:37:03 AM): next time, stop thinking you're anything less than another random moron, and it won't break.
FunnyAsCancer (1:37:32 AM): i'll try
FunnyAsCancer (1:37:42 AM): my once-every-two-weeks posting...
FunnyAsCancer (1:37:46 AM): what was i thinking?
Dumb Bitchez (1:37:59 AM): it was too much, the site can't handle that much dumb shit
FunnyAsCancer (1:38:10 AM): i know...and all my alters...
FunnyAsCancer (1:38:26 AM): whatthehell, sergio, immygrl, loren1...
FunnyAsCancer (1:38:44 AM): i musta just stuck the dagger in there and twisted
Dumb Bitchez (1:39:03 AM): and you fried it. You cocksucker. Now what do I do?
Dumb Bitchez (1:39:23 AM): nowhere else on the internet had such a complete collection of fucking assholes
Dumb Bitchez (1:40:06 AM): Oh, I know! AOL
FunnyAsCancer (1:40:10 AM): did you try foxnews.com?
Dumb Bitchez (1:40:20 AM): not yet, that's a good idea
FunnyAsCancer (1:40:26 AM): keep it in mind
FunnyAsCancer (1:40:33 AM): i hear it's where fat tony gets all his material
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After I realized that for anyone to believe anything I was telling them, I had to make it a believable rumor. I had to come up with a story that could actually happen. I think this user is darko, and he was the first person I tried my newly fabricated rumor on.
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Dumb Bitchez (1:44:37 AM): way to go fucko, you broke the uber
sarcastic jason (1:44:42 AM): it wasn't me!
Dumb Bitchez (1:44:49 AM): lie about it now, we all know the truth
sarcastic jason (1:45:04 AM): man wild speculations about what hashappened
Dumb Bitchez (1:45:26 AM): I probably started all the rumors
sarcastic jason (1:45:30 AM): possibly
sarcastic jason (1:45:35 AM): i blamed the government
Dumb Bitchez (1:45:46 AM): In all actuality, Brendan did it
sarcastic jason (1:45:57 AM): how so?
Dumb Bitchez (1:46:12 AM): he registered 50 users over the course of the past week, and early this morning, they all posted goatse and lemonparty pictures
Dumb Bitchez (1:46:24 AM): it was the whole front page, 10 minutes later, KAPUT!
sarcastic jason (1:46:52 AM): i still think it was the feds
sarcastic jason (1:46:59 AM): cause they were cracking down on the torrent sites
Dumb Bitchez (1:47:06 AM): no way
sarcastic jason (1:47:09 AM): and fuckface made a "free star wras download" title for a post
sarcastic jason (1:47:12 AM): along with a link
Dumb Bitchez (1:47:13 AM): it had to be the alters
Dumb Bitchez (1:47:36 AM): he wasn't even through all 50 posts, and bam, site down
Dumb Bitchez (1:47:45 AM): it was a marvelous sight
sarcastic jason (1:48:01 AM): man i wish i had seen it
Dumb Bitchez (1:48:51 AM): It was quite a sight, they're probably all erased now
sarcastic jason (1:52:44 AM): so how long has it been down then?
Dumb Bitchez (1:52:59 AM): bout 13 hours or so
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Yellow man is gay. I've discovered this. It's the truth. Read for yourself.
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Dumb Bitchez (11:26:59 AM): Look at what you've done. You broke the website.
YELLOW MAN 9000 (11:27:10 AM): how'd I break it?
Dumb Bitchez (11:27:34 AM): You know what you did... everbody knows what you did...
Dumb Bitchez (11:27:48 AM): People are rioting in the streets. It may end up at your door.
YELLOW MAN 9000 (11:27:54 AM): if everybody knows how come you're the only one saying anything about it
YELLOW MAN 9000 (11:28:10 AM): and where is my door located?
Dumb Bitchez (11:28:19 AM): Nobody else has your AIM name, I'm not a rat like that.
Dumb Bitchez (11:28:35 AM): Everyone is looking for you piznatch!
YELLOW MAN 9000 (11:28:38 AM): actually quite a few uber users have my aim name
YELLOW MAN 9000 (11:28:47 AM): this one anyways
Dumb Bitchez (11:28:48 AM): well, they're not the ones who realize you broke the site
Dumb Bitchez (11:28:59 AM): If I tell them, your ass is grass
YELLOW MAN 9000 (11:29:14 AM): how'd you figure it out?
Dumb Bitchez (11:29:31 AM): Because I paid attention to your posts... however shitty they may have been
YELLOW MAN 9000 (11:29:59 AM): ahh so you found it out...well two agents are at your door, your move
Dumb Bitchez (11:30:59 AM): They are no match for my knife skills
Dumb Bitchez (11:31:08 AM): Your agents are already dead
YELLOW MAN 9000 (11:31:22 AM): that's what they want you to think
YELLOW MAN 9000 (11:31:38 AM): they can't die
Dumb Bitchez (11:32:26 AM): Too bad they aren't your conversational skills, or they'd have been dead long ago
Dumb Bitchez (11:33:10 AM): woo hoo I win. One to nothing!
YELLOW MAN 9000 (11:33:11 AM): very true but you forget one thing I have the YELLOW-GAS ATTACK which I haven't used in ages
Dumb Bitchez (11:33:22 AM): Next song
Dumb Bitchez (11:33:25 AM): NEXT song
YELLOW MAN 9000 (11:33:45 AM): ?
Dumb Bitchez (11:34:10 AM): That's the D
Dumb Bitchez (11:34:20 AM): and if you don't know the D, you're gay
YELLOW MAN 9000 (11:34:40 AM): well I don't know the D but i'm fairly certian i'm not gay
Dumb Bitchez (11:35:02 AM): so you're not 100% certain, just fairly certain? I knew it. Fag
YELLOW MAN 9000 (11:35:24 AM): Fag? if I were gay I wouldn't be that level of gay
Dumb Bitchez (11:35:51 AM): Pipe down homosexual, my hot pockets are done cooking
Dumb Bitchez (11:35:56 AM): later
YELLOW MAN 9000 (11:36:03 AM): see ya
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Now for my next trick (and I use the term trick liberally for this one), Manda. I started out with the basic insult, nothing new when conversing online with me. Before I could give her a chance to brush me off as another person who has no idea what's going on, I jumped right into the rumor I had originally thought of last night.
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Dumb Bitchez (11:27:20 AM): Way to go amanda, because of you, bart has taken down the site.
MandaPanda1707 (11:27:37 AM): Sorry. I couldn't resist.
Dumb Bitchez (11:28:04 AM): One too many cheap whores, and the site went Kaput!
MandaPanda1707 (11:29:07 AM): Did he really take it down? Or is it just not working?
Dumb Bitchez (11:29:16 AM): Oh, it's outtie..
MandaPanda1707 (11:29:37 AM): ?
Dumb Bitchez (11:29:38 AM): Actually... Brendan did it
MandaPanda1707 (11:29:45 AM): ??
Dumb Bitchez (11:29:48 AM): got into a tiff with bart...
Dumb Bitchez (11:30:08 AM): he registered 50 alters... and had the front page covered with goatse and lemonparty pics
Dumb Bitchez (11:30:19 AM): 10 minutes later, the site was down
Dumb Bitchez (11:30:40 AM): Brendan said he'll do it again and again, and bart caved. Took the site down (he says) for god
Dumb Bitchez (11:30:44 AM): good^
MandaPanda1707 (11:31:13 AM): No way
Dumb Bitchez (11:31:47 AM): It was a glorious site. roughly 40 posts of nothing but nasty pictures... 40 or more different alters
Dumb Bitchez (11:31:53 AM): Brendan went all out on that one
MandaPanda1707 (11:32:31 AM): Can't he just block him?
MandaPanda1707 (11:32:37 AM): And who is Brendan?
Dumb Bitchez (11:32:45 AM): He was blocked, that's why he went apeshit on it
Dumb Bitchez (11:32:51 AM): BillsSBChamps
Dumb Bitchez (11:32:58 AM): snuggles.. etc...
MandaPanda1707 (11:33:16 AM): How did he get past the block?
Dumb Bitchez (11:34:02 AM): he says he was on someone else's computer, but there are those sites that go through bans n stuff
MandaPanda1707 (11:35:01 AM): Are you just pulling my leg?
Dumb Bitchez (11:35:16 AM): Why would I make all this up?
Dumb Bitchez (11:35:23 AM): I actually saw the front page...
MandaPanda1707 (11:36:13 AM): And did Bart seriously say that he's not gonna put it back up?
Dumb Bitchez (11:36:49 AM): well, based on the emails back and forth between him and snuggles, I got that impression.
MandaPanda1707 (11:37:46 AM): That's horrible.
Dumb Bitchez (11:37:48 AM): Snuggles says he won't stop until bart agrees to never ban him again. then bart said that he won't give him another chance to act like a moron on his website ever again, and then it's still down
MandaPanda1707 (11:39:08 AM): Blah
Dumb Bitchez (11:39:26 AM): This one looks serious. But the question is, who wins?
Dumb Bitchez (11:39:51 AM): Did bart win by not giving snuggles another chance to act a fool, or did snuggles win, by taking the entire site down for good?
MandaPanda1707 (11:40:30 AM): Bart should just give in.
MandaPanda1707 (11:40:47 AM): Obviously he lost because Snuggles got past the ban.
MandaPanda1707 (11:41:05 AM): Oi. I need a nap.
Dumb Bitchez (11:41:25 AM): Snuggles rules
Dumb Bitchez (11:41:27 AM): peace out
MandaPanda1707 (11:41:30 AM): Bye.
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After Circe called bullshit on my story, we both had some laughs about the people I was fucking with. She noticed that strwbry was online, and set me off to do what I do best. Lie. If anyone in the world should have gullible tattooed on their forehead, it's this chick right here. During the conversation, the site came back online, and she still believed every word I said.
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Dumb Bitchez (12:02:30 PM): way to go... you broke the uber
strwbryFANatic (12:02:38 PM): I did not!!!
Dumb Bitchez (12:02:47 PM): I'll bet you did
strwbryFANatic (12:02:52 PM): It was that fat JPeg dude. He sat on it.
Dumb Bitchez (12:02:55 PM): I have inside information that you're the culprit
Dumb Bitchez (12:02:59 PM): hahaha
Dumb Bitchez (12:03:14 PM): no... don't give him credit for something snuggles did (with my advice, of course)
strwbryFANatic (12:03:34 PM): SHUT UP
strwbryFANatic (12:03:38 PM): Snuggles did this?
Dumb Bitchez (12:03:56 PM): you must not have been online yesterday morning
strwbryFANatic (12:04:21 PM): No, no I wasn't
Dumb Bitchez (12:04:49 PM): over the past two weeks, since he was banned again, he has been creating alters. (my idea), yesterday morning, he had 50 alters ready to go, and got through about 40 posts of nothing but goatse and lemonparty pictures
Dumb Bitchez (12:05:03 PM): 10 minutes later, the site was down, but the whole front page was nothing but his alter
Dumb Bitchez (12:05:04 PM): s
strwbryFANatic (12:05:12 PM): Oh God
Dumb Bitchez (12:05:40 PM): I saw the emails between him and bart yesterday, and from the looks of it, bart has shut it down for good
strwbryFANatic (12:05:48 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
Dumb Bitchez (12:06:25 PM): snuggles says he'll stop if he never gets banned ever again, bart says no way in hell, so snuggles says he'll do the same thing over and over, and bart said he'll never have the chance
strwbryFANatic (12:06:55 PM): =-O
Dumb Bitchez (12:06:56 PM): Sounds permanent to me...
Dumb Bitchez (12:08:34 PM): So, me and other users have been sending bart emails all day, letting him know we support him (even if we don't), just so he'll keep the site running.
Dumb Bitchez (12:09:00 PM): Drop him an email too. The more people we get, the more we may be able to change his mind.
strwbryFANatic (12:09:24 PM): So I am supposed to email him and say that I think it's a good idea to not fix the server?
strwbryFANatic (12:09:40 PM): I have a great question
Dumb Bitchez (12:09:40 PM): no, tell him to get the site back up
strwbryFANatic (12:09:40 PM): :
strwbryFANatic (12:09:44 PM): Oh
strwbryFANatic (12:09:49 PM): Okay...question:
Dumb Bitchez (12:09:53 PM): bart.at.cilfone.com
strwbryFANatic (12:10:03 PM): Why can't he block Brendan's IP?
strwbryFANatic (12:10:14 PM): Or do whatever it is that he did to Fetish?
Dumb Bitchez (12:10:27 PM): there are proxy sites, and brendan claims he was on a friends computer
Dumb Bitchez (12:10:36 PM): fetish lost his hits and got bored with it
strwbryFANatic (12:10:37 PM): IT'S UP
strwbryFANatic (12:10:39 PM): IT'S UP
Dumb Bitchez (12:12:39 PM): Awesome, our emails must have worked! But all those alters are off the front page.... I wonder if he found a way to cancel brendan out for good???
strwbryFANatic (12:12:59 PM): hahaha
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In the middle of writing the narrations on this post, I got this IM right here. I couldn't resist putting it in with the rest of these. The rumor comes back, full circle.
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CornNugget 78 (12:32:07 PM): did brenden do that?
Dumb Bitchez (12:32:20 PM): yeah... it was sweet
CornNugget 78 (12:32:25 PM): what'd he do?
Dumb Bitchez (12:33:03 PM): He registered 50 or so alters, and early yesterday, did about 40 posts of nothing but lemonparty and goatse pictures.
CornNugget 78 (12:33:10 PM): oh jesus
Dumb Bitchez (12:33:11 PM): under titles that looked believable
Dumb Bitchez (12:33:21 PM): using a different account for each post
CornNugget 78 (12:33:21 PM): glad I missed that
Dumb Bitchez (12:33:39 PM): after the emails between him and bart yesterday, I'm surprised the site is back up.
CornNugget 78 (12:33:53 PM): Why/
Dumb Bitchez (12:34:18 PM): because in the emails, it looked like he was going to keep it down for longer than just a day
CornNugget 78 (12:35:42 PM): what was he saying?
Dumb Bitchez (12:35:58 PM): well, brendan was cut-and pasting it...
Dumb Bitchez (12:36:20 PM): but he demanded to never be banned again, and bart told him that he'd never give him another chance to do it again
Dumb Bitchez (12:36:28 PM): and it was hinting at shutdown
CornNugget 78 (12:36:46 PM): ahhh... that's weird.
Dumb Bitchez (12:37:01 PM): Isn't it?
CornNugget 78 (12:37:16 PM): why would he shut down the whole site due to brenden?
Dumb Bitchez (12:37:25 PM): maybe he just found a way to keep brendan out for good, but with him being able to register new names, how can he keep him out?
Dumb Bitchez (12:37:46 PM): because there was nothing but goatse and lemonparty on the front page, all under different user names
CornNugget 78 (12:38:18 PM): can't he block his IP?
Dumb Bitchez (12:38:55 PM): there are proxy sites, and brendan told me and bart he wasn't even at home when he did it.
Dumb Bitchez (12:39:00 PM): Some friend of his or something
CornNugget 78 (12:39:10 PM): ah
Dumb Bitchez (12:39:16 PM): so if bart did block that IP, brendan will still be able to get on at home
Dumb Bitchez (12:39:23 PM): he'll have to block all of buffalo
CornNugget 78 (12:39:38 PM): that might not be a bad idea.
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-01 13:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2kie Monster.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-25 03:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahah
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-31 04:17:14 EDT (#)
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Some one AIM me. It was down again and I was all alone, crying in the dark.
AIM: yzerfied
Hawt.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-05-31 01:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ubersite... DOWN?!
For almost an ENTIRE DAY, you say??!?!
Oh NOES!!!!!!!11
I blame it on a lack of UberBoard funding.
http://www.ohnoes.org/
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-05-31 01:28:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-05-31 00:49:13 (#)
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WHERE ARE THE SIMPSONS QUOTES, BART, WHERE ARE THE SIMPSONS QUOTES?
Hahahaha
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-05-31 00:49:13 EDT (#)
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WHERE ARE THE SIMPSONS QUOTES, BART, WHERE ARE THE SIMPSONS QUOTES?
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-05-30 23:28:18 EDT (#)
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I'm just glad you dident Im me
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-05-30 23:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-05-30 19:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:26:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a fucking second, Straw blamed me?
That's fucking harsh, I never talk to her, and she barely knows me...
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Jay, I apologize. I was just joking. I told Herpes this after Beeb said that that's why he thought it was down.
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, bro. You are right, I really don't know you and have never talked to you, so I hope you don't take it too personally. It was all Beeb's doing...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-30 19:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucking HATE AIM convos.
With that said, wanna gobble my lollipop, Ashlee?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-30 18:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, remember like a week ago, when mystia posted all her AIM convos and got ripped to shreds for it?
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-05-30 17:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. (Disclaimer: i'm not gay)
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-05-30 16:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really fucking hate to give you this.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank god the site is back up. I thought I had gotten banned for something.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a fucking second, Straw blamed me?
That's fucking harsh, I never talk to her, and she barely knows me...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Uber has gone down before and it will no doubt go down again. Everyone just stay calm.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
way to go jerk. strawberry told me what you told her and I went
into crying fits. I thought uber was gone for good.
-2 DIE
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Mr Cancer isn't too funny."
Hence the "funny as cancer"...
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AIM conversation = instant -2.
More than one AIM conversation = -2 DIE.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hardly even remember talking to you earlier (before my nap, apparently). I'm glad you got it all caught on transcript. The rumor seemed plausible in my uh... what's that phrase.. umm.. oh! sleep deprived mind.
Now the little 21 month old is up.. and he's talking to himself and I don't wanna go up there because it's creepy when little kids talk to themselves and you can hear them over the baby monitor. But, hey.. I basically got paid to nap for 4 hours.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! at least I (and the group of people I was IMing) weren't the only ones going through withdrawel..
nice.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is genius, but why did you pick on Brendan?
(I can now stop hyperventilating into a bag as Uber is back).
-Dave
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber down caused my withdrawl...
It's all here...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67362
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Circe, you vapid cunt.
Gary, I shoulda known something was up... you never talk to me for that long.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
Dude, I loaded Corinne for you.
Thank me with cash.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-05-30 12:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a fucking idiot with the .bmp
sonuvabitch!