Avals for UberMadness '05! (Now with 73% more camwhore!) (1913 hits)
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Submitted by Avals (View user info) at 2005-05-30 12:57:27 EDT
With the registration for ÜberMadness 2005 officially underway and the fierce competition for each and every spot, there's no better time than this to present to you: The top 5 reasons you should vote me for ÜberMadness!
1. - I'm Gay -
Whether it's frolicking in the meadows or staring quietly out the window on a rainy Sunday afternoon, I'm as cheerful as a chipmunk on LSD. Anyone who has ever met me will tell you that I'm an all-round fun-loving guy and just a blast to have around when drugs or booze are out of the question. (Except Jane - that lying bitch!) And let's face it, people - you desperately need some light-heartedness here to break up the monotony of all that Über-drama.
2. - I Love Having Butt-Sex With Other Men -
In other words, I'm queerer than Elton John frolicking in the meadows in a pink tutu, screaming, "I'm a pretty pony! I'm a pretty pony!"
"How is this good for me, you homo?" You might ask.
Well, I'm glad you did! If you're an Über-male, this is good for you because it means less competition for the hearts and labia of Über-females everywhere. If, on the other hand, you happen to be an Über-female, this is good for you for the simple reason that - let's face it - all you gals have the hots for the ghey menz. Seriously, what the fuck is that all about? Finally, if you're Zoidberg (the Über-user, not the crustacean with the PhD), this is good for you because it means just that much more ghey butt-sex. Plus, they say gay is the new black, so I guess that makes me a lot more "hip" and "happenin'" than I otherwise would have been.
3. - I'm Ugly -
As much as I'd like to deny it, the sad truth is that I look like I jumped off the top of the ugly-tower, went through the ugly-tree hitting every single branch on the way down, and eventually managed to miss the safety net and land face-first on the sharp, jagged ugly-rocks at the bottom. For Über-males, this is again a great comfort, due to the same "less-competition-more-labia" argument as before. Also, they won't have to question their sexuality because of being attracted to a hot muffler-stuffer. For Über-females, this is great news because it means they don't have to feel bad about yet another handsome man lost to them forever. Finally, this means exactly fuck-all for Zoidberg, since it has been scientifically proven that you DO NOT look at someone's face during ritualistic cornhole-shagging.
4. - I'm Jewish -
Which means that not only am I loaded beyond your wildest dreams, but I also control the world's media. For one measly vote, you could become a world-renowned celebrity overnight! You'll be getting the biggest roles in the hottest new Hollywood blockbusters; the media will be following you around and lapping up every little thing you do as if it was the second coming of Christ; hot women will be fawning over you and begging you to let them suck your cock! If celebrity-status isn't your thing, I can always give you a good old-fashioned bribe, paid in American Dollars, European Euros, or the blood of Christian babies. On the other hand, vote against me and CNN will be pasting your photo over wanted posters of Osama Bin-Laden faster than you can say, "Please God, I don't wanna die!"
5. - Climactic Face-Off Against Me From An Alternate Universe - 'Nuff said.
So, with this in mind, you have to ask yourself one question: "Who am I going to vote for - Avals because of his awesome top-five list, or that Jared guy because of stupid stuff like 'writing-ability' or 'talent'?" I think we all know the answer to that one...
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-18 01:00:17 EDT (#)
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UR IN UBMAD NOW WRITE A STORY AARRRRRRRRRR?>>?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:20:11 EDT (#)
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alright, I voted for you
homo solidarity and all that
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-11 08:58:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-10 21:53:30 (#)
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Ahem - I'll know! Am I no one? ...uh, don't answer that. I know damn well I'm no one..don't go rubbing it in like so much salt in a jagged wound caused by a corroded coffee can. (Whew..alliteration!)
As for the sexing...I'm fairly picky about my internet affairs. Please list all qualifications. Applications are going to be accepted in person in Orlando. I'd linkwhore, but I'm already being a whore, so it would be duplicatory (new word...brand spanking new..just for your benefit.)
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Ooo ... I love it when you girls play hard to get.
A list of qualification ... wait; didn't I just list them in this post? Oh well, here are some more I guess:
- I'm young, which is good for ... some reason.
- I'm Jewish. (This is important enough it bears repeating.)
- I live far away, which gives you an excuse to sleep with other men as well.
- I live far away in a dangerous place, which means there's a good chance you stand to inherit all of my fortune. ($3 in Israeli currency and a half-empty pack of bubble gum.)
- I have a penis. (I've heard most of you gals like that.)
And technically, you're not being a whore, since that would require the exchange of money; and since I'm broke...
So, am I in?
Also, it's not a new word - http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=duplicatory%20 - and I take offense to the fact that you tried to trick me like that.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-10 21:54:16 EDT (#)
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Or you could just use our two southpark camwhores...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-10 21:53:30 EDT (#)
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Ahem - I'll know! Am I no one? ...uh, don't answer that. I know damn well I'm no one..don't go rubbing it in like so much salt in a jagged wound caused by a corroded coffee can. (Whew..alliteration!)
As for the sexing...I'm fairly picky about my internet affairs. Please list all qualifications. Applications are going to be accepted in person in Orlando. I'd linkwhore, but I'm already being a whore, so it would be duplicatory (new word...brand spanking new..just for your benefit.)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-04 04:17:20 (#)
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I doubt anyone would even know what the fuck I'm talking about in a week. Goddammmit.
Anyway ... how about the sexing?
I'm sorry, that was really rude of me; would you, fair lady, perchance be well-disposed towards engaging in fornication with me, your humble servant, for the benefit and enjoyment of everyone concerned?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-04 04:17:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-04 01:59:11 (#)
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Your welcome...wait a week, and then redo the above pic in South Park-ese..
Or you could do one of you and Caul fighting...
Bwahahahahahahaha!
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That's a pretty fucking awesome idea!
Trouble is that, since I'm not Razor, I doubt anyone would even know what the fuck I'm talking about in a week. Goddammmit.
Anyway ... how about the sexing?
I'm sorry, that was really rude of me; would you, fair lady, perchance be well-disposed towards engaging in fornication with me, your humble servant, for the benefit and enjoyment of everyone concerned?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-04 01:59:11 EDT (#)
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Your welcome...wait a week, and then redo the above pic in South Park-ese..
Or you could do one of you and Caul fighting...
Bwahahahahahahaha!
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-03 16:06:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks Crystle!
It still looks nothing like me, though.
http://img157.echo.cx/img157/2783/me0ql.jpg
Sigh...
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-03 14:43:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-03 13:56:22 (#)
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I'm french-CANADIAN! It's not the same! Even the french hate us! Though apparently, Captain America thinks otherwise in Wizard Issue 100: "And remember kids, French-Canadians are just as bad as the real thing."
It's hard being hated by everyone :~(
But at least I'm no fucking jew!
Ha ha! You suck!
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I hear what you're saying, and it sounds to me like, 'Boo-hoo, everyone hates me! Boo-hoo I'm a French queer and I've run out of cheese!'
You hear that? The guy who just admitted to enjoying anal intercourse with other man is calling you a fucking homo. It doesn't get much worse than this!
Yeah, I'm Jewish; but at least I get to control the world media. Your best claim to fame is, 'well, we surrendered to that famous guy once'.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-03 14:06:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-03 13:57:27 EDT (#)
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But at least I'm no fucking jew!
Ha ha! You suck!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-03 13:56:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:35:10 (#)
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CAUL IS STEALING MY LINES! CAUL IS STEALING MY GODDAMN LINES!
I knew you no-good cheese-eaters were good for nothing more than stealing other people's shitty jokes! I fucking knew it! You probably thought that this would help you steal her away from me, didn't you? Well let me tell you something, partner; you smell and your white flag is showing!
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I'm french-CANADIAN! It's not the same! Even the french hate us! Though apparently, Captain America thinks otherwise in Wizard Issue 100: "And remember kids, French-Canadians are just as bad as the real thing."
It's hard being hated by everyone :~(
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh the hilarity!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:29:40 EDT (#)
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If we can find a member of the KKK here on Uber we can have a real face-off.... if only you were black too!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-02 09:09:38 EDT (#)
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Fucking dirty Frenchmen.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-01 15:35:10 EDT (#)
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CAUL IS STEALING MY LINES! CAUL IS STEALING MY GODDAMN LINES!
I knew you no-good cheese-eaters were good for nothing more than stealing other people's shitty jokes! I fucking knew it! You probably thought that this would help you steal her away from me, didn't you? Well let me tell you something, partner; you smell and your white flag is showing!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-01 14:59:41 EDT (#)
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Hehehehe - two birds with one stone, eh, Caul?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-06-01 14:36:52 EDT (#)
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Crystle made it come off as if I was the one saying that: "Oh, and Crystle - That thing about being gay? I'm willing to make an exception if you're interested..."
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-06-01 06:27:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-31 18:26:04 (#)
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w000t!
as long as you leave my pancreas intact...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65654#1306104
and then, there is the whole matter of jailbait....
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Haha! I totally forgot about that comment!
It's alright though; your pancreas is perfectly safe. sebcharrot's, on the other hand...
That's right, Fairy McQueerenson, I'm gonna come over and RAPE YOUR PANCREAS!
And jailbait? Who's jailbait?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-31 18:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w000t!
as long as you leave my pancreas intact...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65654#1306104
and then, there is the whole matter of jailbait....
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:22:16 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:12:25 (#)
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Oh, and Crystle - That thing about being gay? I'm willing to make an exception if you're interested...
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-31 17:54:42 EDT (#)
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And to make sure that you know I was joking about hating gays, here is me saying so.
But I still won't have sex with you.
Fucking queer.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-31 17:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's a sad, sad fact that the first person to sexually accost me on this website is a pillow-biter.
I think I may have to deny you the opportunity of my asshole, seeing as I keep to a strict policy of "nothing goes in" apart from my finger, and the occasional cardboard tube.
And freshly-baked rolls.
Ok so my rule is actually "no gay sex between me and men".
No offence, I just hate gays.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-31 17:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Avals means Swallow! tee hee!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-31 14:18:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:37:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think NOT, Mr Anals
(hahahahaha I made a kickass pun!!)
I reckon you were too busy getting rammed up the towel holder that you couldn't concentrate on writing. Instead of an A you wrote and O. A bit obsessed with rings aren't you?
I bet you weren't sure whether to write "frog" or "flag" and ended up with a gay hybrid.
FOR SHAME, CUNT!!!!!
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I'm insulted, yet strangely aroused.
Since we've already established that you are a taint-licking homofag; care for a shag?
And by "shag", I mean anal-intercourse.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think NOT, Mr Anals
(hahahahaha I made a kickass pun!!)
I reckon you were too busy getting rammed up the towel holder that you couldn't concentrate on writing. Instead of an A you wrote and O. A bit obsessed with rings aren't you?
I bet you weren't sure whether to write "frog" or "flag" and ended up with a gay hybrid.
FOR SHAME, CUNT!!!!!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-31 13:09:52 EDT (#)
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It's slipping! SLIPPING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-31 10:41:06 EDT (#)
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pen_name - That's a really cool story. I'm not really familiar with lacrosse, though, so as far as I know it could be a gay sport to begin with.
Razor - I should've captioned the picture "Foreplay the Avals Way".
Me on the right: "You want to put that thing WHERE?!"
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-05-31 10:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What happens next:
Guy with glasses lowers gun, looks up... "I guess you're right. I DO want to make love to you."
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-31 06:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
david sedaris is a humorist. I'd call him a gay humorist, but i wouldn't want any hippies banging my door down over unnecessary qualifiers.
the lacrosse player is a lacross player. i actually read his story yesterday, and thought it super cool.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/news/story?id=2069239
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-31 06:38:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-31 06:08:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha, yep. gay.
Still, its good gay, like david sedaris, or that isnpiring dartmouth lacross player.
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Who? What?!
phuzzy, I will appreciate it if you could henceforth refer to me as ATTN GAY JEWISH MENZ. Thank you.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-05-31 06:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha, yep. gay.
Still, its good gay, like david sedaris, or that isnpiring dartmouth lacross player.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-05-31 05:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe no-one's said it yet...
ATTN GHEY MENZ!!!
Dunno why I just did either, to be honest...
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-31 01:18:27 EDT (#)
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Caul - You make a good point! So why don't you French faggots and the rest of your faggoty "free world" fuck off, before I sic America on your ass?
ICO - I made it up myself! (So don't even think about using it without paying royalties.)
Genko - WOO! Someone actually still remembers that! Now my place in the history books is truly assured.
sebcharrot - It's an 'a', you homo! Stuff like the shitty quality of my webcam and the fact that the page was slightly folded make that little line less visible; but let's face it, here: the only reason you said that is that you're jealous of my artistic talent. ADMIT IT!
Hey everybody, check it out! Shlongy is finally beginning to come to terms with his sexual orientation!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-30 21:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hawt.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-30 19:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:04:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
When Shlongy and his buddies would lynch a gay man in the 50's...
"In the 50's...." buahahahahahahaaa that's pretty good.
I upped it a point just for this comment alone....thank the French homo for that.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-05-30 19:11:52 EDT (#)
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Meh, sounds kinda like compliment-fishing to me. Not bad though.
But this:
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:51:24 (#)
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Caul - http://img245.echo.cx/img245/6127/a43bj31zo.jpg
I was saving it for a special occasion.
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White FLOG, eh? Nicely done.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-30 19:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Which means that not only am I loaded beyond your wildest dreams, but I also control the world's media."
+2 for this.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-05-30 18:38:49 EDT (#)
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I'll probably vote for you, but this doesn't excuse those JeremiahC shenanigans you pulled.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-05-30 18:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Muffler-stuffer has a nice ring to it. I'm only aware of such oldies like Butt-spelonker, Arsebandit and let's not forget the good old-fashioned Fudge-packer.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-30 17:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-30 16:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it wrong that I cracked up like a hyena on meth at this? """
Why yes it is. But you have the world's (read: America) sympathy so why should you give a shit? =P
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:45:58 EDT (#)
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Lonely... I'm so very, very lonely.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:09:53 EDT (#)
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"all the while driving his cool looking Merkava4 to crush stone-throwing palestinian children"
Is it wrong that I cracked up like a hyena on meth at this?
And Jeanneee, you're gonna have to be _a little_ more specific than that.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you really? OK then.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When Shlongy and his buddies would lynch a gay man in the 50's, they all suckled on his post-mortem hard-on (hanging causes sudden erection) to brush off their insecurities. Old people are fucked up.
You're all right too Avals, for one of those super jew who manages to control the world's media, money and climate all the while driving his cool looking Merkava4 to crush stone-throwing palestinian children...that is.
Submitted by Crap_Finder_Queen (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lol. You have my vote... Even if you have poor writing ability.
~Kathryn~ (Crazed english grammar teacher)
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:40:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
For gayness.
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Oh stop denying it, Shlongy. We all know you love the cock. Really, just come out with it. We promise we won't hate you [any more than we already do] because of it.
You know what, Caul? You're alright! For a yellow-bellied surrender-monkey, that is.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For gayness.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. do you know anyone who still believes what FOX NEWS reports? """ Yes, DJMattb241 does.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:34:00 EDT (#)
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- Jealous? Why, do you want to control the world's media too? 'Cause I gotta tell you, it's a whole lotta hassle for nothing. I mean, seriously - do you know anyone who still believes what FOX NEWS reports? """
What the hell are you blabbering about? What does this have to do with me being jealous of your benjamin bratt looks?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:22:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:12:25 (#)
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No, I'm just jealous.
- Jealous? Why, do you want to control the world's media too? 'Cause I gotta tell you, it's a whole lotta hassle for nothing. I mean, seriously - do you know anyone who still believes what FOX NEWS reports?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagel#The_bagel.27s_history
- Holy Jesus! Why wasn't I informed of this? I must go and study the art of bagel-making immediately!
What's wrong with looking like Benjamin Bratt?
- I dunno. I just ... don't.
Oh, and Crystle - That thing about being gay? I'm willing to make an exception if you're interested...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:17:43 EDT (#)
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Now go make me a bagel you goodlooking jew!
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Ahahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You like? I drew it just for you. No, really.""
That's why it's funny.
Wait ... are you hitting on me?"""
No, I'm just jealous.
And since when do Jews make bagels? """
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bagel#The_bagel.27s_history
What's wrong with looking like Benjamin Bratt?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, I for one fail to see the ugly.
you ARE a pretty pony!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:07:57 EDT (#)
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You like? I drew it just for you. No, really.
I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT GUY! You take that back or I'm telling mom!
Wait ... are you hitting on me? And since when do Jews make bagels?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-30 14:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, nice one Avals.
I'm Canadian, not frog. Well, I am whichever fits me the best at the moment.
Cowards can't pick sides eh?
I'm implying that you look like the guy, especially in your uberdirectory picture.
Now go make me a bagel you goodlooking jew!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:51:24 EDT (#)
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Caul - http://img245.echo.cx/img245/6127/a43bj31zo.jpg
I was saving it for a special occasion.
And what the fuck are you trying to imply with that IMDB link, you yellow bastard?!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet that's a real gun you war-mongering spic-looking kike!
I love me some stereotypes!
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:10:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
who's the buff dude?
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Haha.
What? Retard.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000973
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:01:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't in good faith give anything less than a +2 to something that includes the words 'pretty pony' and 'labia'
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Ditto
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:32:23 EDT (#)
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"I'm a prety pony! I'm a pretty pony"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort*
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that was some funny shit.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:10:57 EDT (#)
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who's the buff dude?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, I laughed.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't in good faith give anything less than a +2 to something that includes the words 'pretty pony' and 'labia'
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-05-30 13:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll vote for ya...
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-30 12:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Goodbye, rating average! I knew thee well!