one way to leave your lover (672 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 0.12 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by homeslice (View user info) at 2005-05-30 15:16:37 EDT
Go take a poo Stu.
Seriously, take a giagantic shit and then don't flush. When she complains that you didn't flush you can be all like, "Well atleast I put the seat down."
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Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-06-23 13:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Outstanding ha ha ha.
Submitted by homeslice (user info) at 2005-06-02 21:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you could also try shitting on her breakfast, then when she complains say "Well atleast I made you breakfast"
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-01 09:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67443
Here is a better one
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-06-01 08:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed, surprisingly relevant at the moment too! :o(
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-31 10:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
made me laugh
Submitted by spazzh0le (user info) at 2005-05-30 21:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's as good as any of the other 50 ways, I 'spoze.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-30 18:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to do this, but I'm not going to put the seat down.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-30 18:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Because that line is as good as any in the song.
Submitted by BigBad-2Train (user info) at 2005-05-30 18:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WOOOO WOOOOOOO
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-05-30 16:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JHoersten2 (user info) at 2005-05-30 16:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't know 11 yr old kids had relationships.
here's an idea:
GROW UP.
Submitted by tehgareh (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Crap_Finder_Queen (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What about the fact she gave you as STI?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
.......
I want my 30 seconds back...
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
just slip out the back,Jack
make a new plan,Stan
don't need to be coy,Roy
just listen to me
hop on the bus,Gus
don't need to discuss much
just drop off the key,Lee
and get yourself free
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:21:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
one word : fisting
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm adding it to my list,
Hitwhore away!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63180
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't help it, I laughed like a retard.
Submitted by homeslice (user info) at 2005-05-30 15:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and repeat until succesful.